ZonkeyBalls's Comments

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

Yea, I thought everyone knew how to swim..

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DandyDon 1 hr ago

In response to “Yea, I thought everyone knew how to swim..

Well, it does involve water - usually - and I'm sort of afraid of the substance.

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ZonkeyBalls 1 hr ago

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

That's no big deal.

It could've been a lot worse.
If you were born with gills..

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DandyDon 1 hr ago

In response to “That's no big deal. It could've been a lot...

All Finns are born with gills... I just can't swim, which is sort of embarrassing.

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ZonkeyBalls 1 hr ago

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

No, that's just Zonkey! LOL

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Rooster 2 hrs ago

In response to “No, that's just Zonkey! LOL

Phuck off, Robt. That's not nice.

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ZonkeyBalls 1 hr ago

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

Your right foot has 6 toes and your left foot has a corn that looks like Winston Churchill?

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DandyDon 2 hrs ago

In response to “Your right foot has 6 toes and your left foot...

It's a funny story actually - and this is absolutely true - when the doctor came to my mom about my birth, he was really nervous... He said: "Well, he has this thing in the foot and a bit of the same in the other foot..." My mom went on and asked: "Does he have the second and the third toe webbed?" And the doctor said: "How did you know that?" Apparently my parents had had a chat about their own folks down the line, a week before of my birth.

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ZonkeyBalls 1 hr ago

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

In response to “http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5a189b679bf...

Those aren't mine, you silly cat.

Wanna know, why I know that?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

Do you shop on Black Friday?

Yep...why burn gas and shoe soles?

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DandyDon 5 hrs ago

In response to “Yep...why burn gas and shoe soles?

Why burn shoe soles? Gas is for farting, you silly tw@.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 hrs ago

Do you shop on Black Friday?

Online...

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DandyDon 5 hrs ago

In response to “Online...

Well, mostly, these days...

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ZonkeyBalls 5 hrs ago

Who can guess the answers?

Do I have to guess something here?

Turtle 42.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 hrs ago

**** is just ****, spelt (or spelled, choose your form), a bit incorrectly. Zonkies approve this opinion. Well, it is my own, so...

If I could work out how to upload a video I would give a short tutorial on how to say these words in New Zealander (Nu Zulendr).

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AliceD 5 hrs ago

In response to “If I could work out how to upload a video I...

Feel free to PM me. I'm quite quick to picking up new things, believe it or not.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 hrs ago

Do you shop on Black Friday?

I just went to the counter and asked the owner; "Do you think this kind of imitation of America, including Black Friday, is actually good for our country, as we are about to hit the big three on the 6th?" She froze completely. Apparently she hadn't thought, that someone would dare to ask such a bold question, face to face. Well, I did.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

This joystick big enough lol

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Metal_god14 7 hrs ago

In response to “This joystick big enough...

Not really, until you have flown a Super Puma. That is one bloody big joystick, which is kind of weird, because it's not even a military chopper.

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ZonkeyBalls 6 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

In this weather you'll need a magnifying glass to see my joystick lolz. 乂^◡^乂

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Ada 7 hrs ago

In response to “In this weather you'll need a magnifying...

I have seen your joystick - and Tiff's pimpless place - it's not like I'm the worst pervert around here, but I'm pretty close, correct?

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ZonkeyBalls 6 hrs ago

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

YUK! (hehe)乂^◡^乂

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Ada 7 hrs ago

In response to “YUK! (hehe)乂^◡^乂

I think she doesn't know the difference between the big toe and the ****.

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ZonkeyBalls 6 hrs ago

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