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ChuckTom and a funny cat video.
If you had a brain, what would you do with it?
How would they all fit inside your head though?
With magic and pixies (also known as .RAR packaging).
Are pussy magnets dangerous?
I'm not sure if Fool Us airs here.
I think it's a CW show.
How About a Balloon Flight ? *** A pilot of a hot air balloon lost his orientation and lowered his flight level to about 10 m above the ground, when he saw a woman down there. He called and asked: - "Excuse me, Lady, can you tell me where I am? I promised to a friend to meet him in an hour, and I need to know my exact position." - The woman on the ground answers: - "You are in a dirigable at a height of 10 m above the ground, 40 to 41 degrees North latitude and 73 to 74 degrees West longitude." - The pilot: - "You must be an engineer". - - "You are right" says the woman, "but how did you know?" - The pilot: - "Well, everything you said is, technically, correct, but I have no idea about how to use your information, and, actually, I still don't know where I am. To be honest, you could not help me further, and all you did was to delay my flight." - The woman: - "So, you must be a CEO." - The pilot: - "True, but how do you know that?" - The woman: - "That is easy; you don't know where you are and where you are going. A big air mass has carried you to your present position. You made a promise, but you have no idea about how to keep it, and you expect the people under your level to solve your problems. As a matter of fact, you are still in the same situation as before we met, except that now, you are blaming me for your problem." - *** Link: http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie8.html#debut
Funny - and helicopters need no runway, like conventional planes - lol - but if there's no heliport, a convenient space at the airport will do.
Helipads are quite rare, when compared to the number of fixed landing locations at the airports.
Who is your favorite plumber?
the one who has the best crack and I'm not telling
Oh, you mean the "working man's smile".
Best magicians ever.
Fool Us is a nice show... The first season was in UK only, but they kidnapped Jonathan Ross to the States for the second season.
You should use as much thought penning these silly willy posts of yours.
I always prefer tellering to penning.
Who are the jokers in the Animal Kingdom... those animals always willing to have fun?
Sukie thinks you are sexy 8 days a week... she let me read every email and PM you ever sent her. Her puppy love for you escapes me.
I'm a tiger in goat's kitty **** cage.
24/5/2017.....Belated wishes are always welcome :)........ Happy Birthday Ada , have a great one my friend from all us Amirites ........your friend always .....Ser *wink*
Ada never gets old.
Thankfully no yes.
I like it, when you apply the five second rule to your droppings.
You downvoted me? I was joshin' ya big &%$#@
My finger slipped. I'm using a touchpad on a laptop, and my touch ain't that sexy all the time...
I wouldn't say you were dangerous, no. You're more of a curiosity.
Are curious magnets gang-bang-proof?
There is a guy in Phoenix with his van painted "We're #1 in the #2 business!"
Oh, the one with the brown ray gun.
I'm tired of you picking on Sharon, LiVi and that surfer dude ( I forget his name at the moment... )
It's not Falcon's Nest. I think you mean Dallas.
I just ate something, that will probably kill me. Will you tell my family, that I'm sorry about a lot of stuff, when I'm gone?
Dont know why a gargoyle would kill you, they are a great source of protein..
They don't seem to like being eaten alive.
what did you eat?
Can't remember, but probably a gargoyle.
Are blind Peeping Toms more common in rural areas than suburbs?
Marko...this is in poor taste.
As usual. Nothing new there.
Do you like big butts?
Can you have a revolution without evolution?
Evolution doesn't have t*ts.
Unless it's a Mitsubishi.
Why isn't there a mute button to make the birds completely silent?
I could use something like that...not for birds, tho.
The country getting too country for you?
Sounds like time for a lifestyle change.
I like to think myself as a lifestyle chicken strangler.
Cats or Dogs?
Yeah but selling dead and already stuffed beaver would be more of an art, or need the right type of customer
Pimpin' the corpse is much easier than pimpin' the ride properly. Necrophilharmonics play their horn section backwards in any case.
, I'm not sure I'd want the dead, stuffed ones lol
Of course maybe if I could sell them.
Selling the beaver is the oldest profession in the world.
Straws are dandy for cocktail parties, but what if your last two straws were the last two straws in the world? You could end up snapping twice as many camels in half!
Slippers. I have no dog to bring them to me.
Wow! James Bond is Dead. Lets make this a FUN post Amirites [POST VIDS ,GIFS,IMAGES of your fave BOND MOMENTS]because who doesn't Love Sir Roger Moore as JAMES BOND (that's rhetorical btw) to me he will always be the one and only BOND.
That silly dragon movie is much better, when watched in doubled speed.
"So... We meet again, pussycat." -- Sacha Baron Cohen / (Brothers) Grismby
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