What is the worst drink you have ever tasted?
Ukrainian Fart Spirit.
"You can be the bad thing that happens to somebody". Have you ever been the bad thing in someone else's life?
I have the tendency to make all of the wrong choices in life. And simply by making the mistakes, I hurt people I care about. It's not something I'm very proud of, but that's life 101. Maybe I will learn my lessons in the future.
Is there anything you would like to happen in your future?
Alien invasion and not referring to Mexicans. We have enough of them here in Finland.
If The Governments of North Korea and Iran ceased to exist. Would the world be a better place?
They are the same government.
This is a poll. I for one do not believe anonymous posts should ever be on the home page. I do not think they should be allowed period. But that is a seperate topic. Does anybody else agree?
**What would you do if I sang out of tune; would you stand up and walk out on me.** //Nevermind: I can get by with a little help from my friends...//
My bunny is just funny,
it's sunny and so nice,
take my advice, twice,
don't lick your ice-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.
So gutted is da deer,
his liver and a beer,
go well together,
that is not my feather, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
Have my body, right?
Every day and night.
I can be so bloody tight.
Not without a fight, though, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?
Made a comment about a big rabbit in my yard a couple of days ago. Saw his tracks, all winter. First sight of the feet that made them
Rabbits are so cool... And they are really easy to recognize, when it comes to tracks, that silly configuration of two-one-one...
**Please name a song that has been played for sports, or one that has to do with sports movies...etc...** //We are the Champions of the World...//
Momma always told me to stay away from Wild Men.
I'm an Indian... Wait... No, I meant Finn. I always get those two mixed up, bloody confusing these days...
That's nice. I see and mostly hear pheasants every day, but rabbits aren't that common over here. Then again, weirdly, I have seen most of the rabbits on parking lots... Not their regular habitat, as such.
F*ck everything that doesn't make you happy.
It's not about happiness, the goal is to reach an equilibrium, where everybody else are just as unhappy as you are. Therefore, no winners, no losers. No game.
Despite the fact that you feel you CAN do what YOU want...you take umbrage in the fact that I made this an Opinion instead of a Question.
No, this is an onion.
And old. Mummies... Pfffffft...
Pro-Life Truth -- 7 Ways to Silence Your Liberal Professor
I'm wise enough to not get too deep into political stuff on this site, but this is pretty much biology and not ideology. I can remember the time (this is absolutely the truth, nothing but the truth, not a lie) my consciousness emerged. I was three months away from my birth - a six months old fetus. That's when my life began. Before that, hell I wasn't a person. Pro-choice is pretty darn good, as long as they keep it within the two first months, when it's still safe for the women. I wouldn't have known any better or worse, had my mother aborted me. Nothing to worry about it.
Just disagreed to piss you off a bit, Kas.
Here's one of our own national anthems, played during NHL games...
A Finnish take on water shortage (and don't complain, the video is 17 years old, it was cool, when it came out):
**How many Amiriters might it take to screw in a lightbulb?**
Kasara, why are you asking this?
You know my answer, way before I give it to you.
What is it about dogs or is it me?
He IS a wire
So, Mr Bonkers was an android.
Now, that makes sense.
I saw that same rabbit earlier....
No, that was VicZinc's ****.
You are all confused and old.
Is there anything wrong with choosing not to study or work? I know I'll be on disability for a while but at the moment I don't want to study
Come over here and I will teach you how to steal and fly helicopters.
Can you bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia?
Nope! Can't! Warren Oates has been dead for 35 years!
I just want the head... Not a random obituary.
Actually, that was the first rabbit I've seen in years. Funny, though, he/she ran through the parking lot, never mind the moving cars, just bounce, bounce, bounce...
EDIT: My sister told me, that she saw two rabbits today. Damn! She always beats me in these silly contests.
Amirite site post ...QUOTES...there are literally thousands of them that inspire , lift our spirits and strengthen us in some way. :) but do you know how to post a Famous thought on here Guys & Gals ? If not would you like to learn ?
I posted a quote from Oppenheimer. It's available. Or at least, that's what the site announced.
Is this his head?
No, pops. We have been through this a thousand times. That's your ****. Try not to take it out of your pants, when aunt Marjorie has her after-dinner speech, okay?
**Do you have a mini-obsession or idiosyncrasy?** //My sister **cannot** go to bed unless **all** her dishes are done....//
Shit I don't even know what that's worth anymore. 600k? Lol!
Just a little cut from my personal collection. Barely worth mentioning...
I hope there's not more to it. Otherwise the whole universe is in my head. And I can never allow myself to die for the sake of said Universe.. :). Zonkey just called me "Weird". There's got to be an Amirite trophy for that! :)
You just won twenty kilograms of cocaine.
A bit OCD myself. Got into making home like scenes inside walnut shells. Lots of tedious effort and precision while completely ignoring the mess on the garage floor. I don't think it is actually OCD at that point. More like Obsessive Single Track Mind Disorder. :)
You are just weird. Nothing more to it.
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