ZonkeyBalls's Comments

Weird is the new standard.

Do you think a horse knows that every time a human passes him on the road they always say "look, a horse."?

What horse? That was a cow.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

A little something to remind you just how great America is

I don't find the term "great" to be completely accurate here.

It's not even that you had to make a choice between a complete ** (Hillary) and a ** hairpiece enthusiast with grabbing hands (das Presidente). As I lived there, I noticed you wanted to spend natural resources - such as water - for nothing else than having your grass green. Does that make America great? No. You don't even have any proper ways for light traffic. Walkers or bicyclers have to travel on highways, designed for silly car owners. Does that make America great? No.

Jerry, you should come and see how we do stuff here in Northern Europe.

We understand how to make life great. You are just living a piece-of-shit dream world.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

😈 The Shining has to be the best movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family. //amirite?// 😈

Personally I think the book is 100 times better and the first half of the movie is a snooze-fest. The second half is great though.

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Tiffanee 4 hrs ago

In response to “Personally I think the book is 100 times...

There is no way to actually please Stephen, as his writings can't really be put in another format.

Movies and books don't go well, together.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

😈 The Shining has to be the best movie about what can happen when you spend too much time with family. //amirite?// 😈

I have actually seen a lot of written down stuff about the movie.

King doesn't like it. He thinks, that it was completely **** up.

Then again, our late director was doing his job, completely **** King over. "This is not your vehicle anymore, it's mine now." Which is shown very finely with that crashed car, that is completely different color than in the book.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

I actually have a real life problem - the first on this bloody site! - and I am... Sort of seeking guidance, although I'm just as stubborn as half-breeds can be. Well, hybrids, that is. I have a choice. Do I pay for extra education (effectively jumping off the IT caravan and joining health care, which is a bad choice in its own merit) or... Do I just spend the same amount of money to buy myself an electric guitar + the following bits? I'm making some **** (sorry for the language) great music with software synths, but I would love to actually play something. It's more involved and as such, more gratifying.

Thanks. I never heard of a "tracker" before.

There are some online sites where you can collaborate on music with musicians around the world. My problem is that I don't know what hardware/software is needed. If I had more talent and inspiration I would look into this further. Maybe someday..

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PhilboydStudge 4 hrs ago

In response to “Thanks. I never heard of a "tracker"...

Phil, you like making music, I'd recommend an older version of a Swedish software synth (probably the only good thing they ever made): Reason 4.5.

I have no idea, how to use the later softs by them. They went further and further and I just... Well... Can't follow them.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

Males: if you've had chest hair, have you removed it in some way to please a partner?

My mom calls me an ape, every single time I came out of shower or sauna.

I know she loves my hairy chest, as I love her. But, still... "You are such an ape!" is somewhat weird to hear every and each time.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

16 years ago America was attacked by 1 Egyptian, 1 Lebanese, 1UAE, 16 Saudis, 0 Afghans, 0 Pakistanis, 0 Iranians, and 0 Iraqis. Still we wage war against Afghans, Pakistanis, Iranians and Iraqis and count among our allies: Egypt, Lebanon, UAE, Saudi Arabia. I have to wonder what the real reason for the continued war is.

True but Saudi is the most conservative fundamental Muslin state outside of Africa. So why do we kiss their asses all day long?.

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VicZinc 4 hrs ago

In response to “True but Saudi is the most conservative...

Because they give us the oil, that we need.

It's very simple, uncle, and you got us there.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

The funny thing is, that I can't really go and steal any helicopter I have the hots for... Most of the bloody buggers are 20 cm too short for normal people. Somehow, the companies make them, expecting the pilots being 175 cm short at most. Sorry! NH90 has a proper seat arrangement and Super Puma has pretty neat setups for the foot controls. I actually like SP over NH90, since SP has sliding panels, which the Americans obviously didn't bother to think about.

Oo did you get your copter license? I always wanted to but the hourly rate was the killer.

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OzSurfer 10 hrs ago

In response to “Oo did you get your copter license? I always...

Got one, when I trained in the Academy.

Had it, but also lost it.

Apparently I am not allowed to fly a chopper ever.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

What is your favorite fairy tale, if politics don't count?

The three little pigs. I like building and construction, and booby traps.

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OzSurfer 8 hrs ago

In response to “The three little pigs. I like building and...

You are such a nasty, nasty, nasty human being, Dallas.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

Gifs with sound: now //there's// an idea... //amirite?//

Ahem... Maggie Thatcher speaking... your dad
Remember??

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Bub 4 hrs ago

In response to “Ahem... Maggie Thatcher speaking... **your...

Oh, that... I always fancied myself as a princess.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

I actually have a real life problem - the first on this bloody site! - and I am... Sort of seeking guidance, although I'm just as stubborn as half-breeds can be. Well, hybrids, that is. I have a choice. Do I pay for extra education (effectively jumping off the IT caravan and joining health care, which is a bad choice in its own merit) or... Do I just spend the same amount of money to buy myself an electric guitar + the following bits? I'm making some **** (sorry for the language) great music with software synths, but I would love to actually play something. It's more involved and as such, more gratifying.

I listened to a few of your "modules" so far. I'm not sure what to call it, maybe "production", or maybe "arrangement", but the beginning of some of these are very cool. I'm having a problem with the playback - the music keeps "stuttering", like the track gets stuck. Hopefully it's just this computer.

What sort of equipment did you use to make the music?

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PhilboydStudge 8 hrs ago

In response to “I listened to a few of your "modules"...

Just trackers, which were quite popular twenty years ago.

The sounds are samples, that are playing through the soundcard, arranged in different "channels". I believe Commodore Amiga was the first computer to start this lunacy, those were called "mod" files...

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

Gifs with sound: now //there's// an idea... //amirite?//

Is that anyway to talk to the former, dead PM?

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Bub 8 hrs ago

In response to “Is that anyway to talk to the former, dead PM?

Prime Minister? I never realized you had the job.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

CCTV , do you find it to be INVASIVE or do you see the BENEFITS in these Advances in Technology.

I have fifteen buttocks!

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ZonkeyBalls 18 hrs ago

CCTV , do you find it to be INVASIVE or do you see the BENEFITS in these Advances in Technology.

No it doesn't really. Everything is a balancing act and " if it helps just one person" arguments are unbalanced as hell.

Not holding back technology. Controlling how it is used and keeping the public safe from it being used by bad people and groups. It's not even about the technology but who has the right to spy on whom for what reasons by any means.

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Glis 1 year ago

In response to “No it doesn't really. Everything is a...

I have fifteen buttocks.

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ZonkeyBalls 18 hrs ago

**What do you enjoy shopping for most?**

Beer and booze, anything starting with the letter "B"... Bibles!

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ZonkeyBalls 19 hrs ago

What do you always avoid?

Canadians.

It just doesn't seem to work that well.

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ZonkeyBalls 19 hrs ago

Parrots should be held responsible for what they've said out aloud.

True story. When I was in my 20s went to a party where a friend and I had passed out. My friend woke me up because he kept hearing a voice.. it sounded like somebody saying "I killed her" over and over again. We timidly tracked it down. Somebody had let "Killer" the Parrot out of his cage. He then without anybody's knowledge sampled the tequila left in a shot glass and was then trying to introduce himself over and over. "I'm Killer". Not kidding the owner ended up having a leather vest made for that bird after that night.

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DW2 19 hrs ago

In response to “True story. When I was in my 20s went to a...

This is something completely new to me.

I don't know, what to say.

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ZonkeyBalls 19 hrs ago

This is a tree.

That is an Anything Tree. It could be anything.

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Sukiesnow 19 hrs ago

In response to “That is an Anything Tree. It could be...

That is a tree.

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ZonkeyBalls 19 hrs ago

Teenagers beware! You may face felony charges, prison, and have to register as a **** offender for --sexting-- child pornography and exploiting //yourself//. (Link not allowed: posted in comment section.)

I admit, that I didn't read the question, such as it stands, properly. Even though it really isn't just one.

As it happens I would have never felt exploited, if I had had **** with some of my teachers... For example, my Finnish teacher gave me very sold hard-on... She was 32 and I was half of that...

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ZonkeyBalls 19 hrs ago

Should reindeer be allowed to vote?

I think boobies are a major contributor here.

Wunder, being the exact height of my dream woman ever, has 76 followers already. Nobody wants me in their dinner table and I can't blame them. We all love boobies, and I know I can't really say "Tiff", as she is sensitive about having sensitive nipples and stuff, I will change my answer.

I think "****!" Should cover it. They are birds, just as hooters are.

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ZonkeyBalls 20 hrs ago

Gifs with sound: now //there's// an idea... //amirite?//

Should I meet you in Australia? Can we at least have a few beers before?

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SynysterGates 21 hrs ago

In response to “Should I meet you in Australia? Can we at...

You are not an Aussie. Oz is, but you both look alike.

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ZonkeyBalls 21 hrs ago

Gifs with sound: now //there's// an idea... //amirite?//

A talking gif? (biggrin)

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SynysterGates 21 hrs ago

In response to “A talking gif? (biggrin)

Well, it does tell me things like kill Mark, go to Australia and kill Mark, all that kind of weird stuff.

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ZonkeyBalls 21 hrs ago

Can you remember a time when the media wasn't telling you to fear or hate something?

I'm sorry you feel like a target.
Being a Christian or a moderator doesn't make me any better or worse than anyone else; at least not in my eyes.
How about yours?

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Budwick yesterday

In response to “I'm sorry you feel like a target. Being a...

I was merely worried, that I will be treated out the context, which shouldn't be the official policy.

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ZonkeyBalls 21 hrs ago

How do you like my older muzak, eh?! https://modarchive.org/index.php?request=view_profile&query=69456

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