ZonkeyBalls's Comments

I hate it, when essential stuff never gets published.

True, but since he's been dead about that long, it would be hard for him to come up with an original idea - at least not one that can be published.

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beachbum 1 hr ago

In response to “True, but since he's been dead about that...

He died in October 2013, so it's not like he couldn't have come up with something special since his last properly good book, which was published in 1993 - two decades earlier.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Without_Remorse

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ZonkeyBalls 1 hr ago

What happened to Sodahead? Was it taken over by the Chinese?

Homeland is a gov dept compared to INS, which had police ruining the US borders. Same with Canadian Border Services, non police force.

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SynysterGates 3 hrs ago

In response to “Homeland is a gov dept compared to INS, which...

Canadians have borders? That's new.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 hrs ago

What happened to Sodahead? Was it taken over by the Chinese?

His brother worked for the FBI.

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SynysterGates 3 hrs ago

In response to “His brother worked for the FBI.

Well, FBI is officially restricted to working within the limits of the states, while with the CIA, they aren't officially allowed to work on the US soil. NSA can do pretty much anything they want, including reading this message - which they will, since I'm on a watch list. Homeland is pretty much a rogue organization, not really having any proper oversight from any normally functioning regulatory party, they just go and be **** about it, whenever and where-ever they want.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

I hate it, when essential stuff never gets published.

There sure is a LOT of unessential garbage that does get published.

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beachbum 3 hrs ago

In response to “There sure is a LOT of unessential garbage...

And yet Tom Clancy gets published, even though he hasn't had an original idea in twenty years.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

What happened to Sodahead? Was it taken over by the Chinese?

It's not a coincidence, that I said they were a CIA front, just a couple weeks prior they decided to stop playing ball.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

What happened to Sodahead? Was it taken over by the Chinese?

Yes is was.

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StarzAbove 5 hrs ago

In response to “Yes is was.

So, that's the official reason it went down?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

What happened to Sodahead? Was it taken over by the Chinese?

They ran out of money and couldn't keep the site going.

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SynysterGates 5 hrs ago

In response to “They ran out of money and couldn't keep the...

CIA doesn't run out of money, Mark.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

What was the most overrated trend of 2017?

Getting bad news from the doctor was a trend I'd love to forget.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 hrs ago

Norway will take away the most medals, right?

I thought it was Russia Marko?

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SynysterGates 10 hrs ago

In response to “I thought it was Russia Marko?

Russia, Norway... The same country, only different names for it.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

I hate it, when essential stuff never gets published.

Having unexpected transportation problems can happen to the best of us. That's why I always keep an extra set of warm clothing in my car during winter.

I sorry for always taking a piss on these alien/UFO stories. I know I could be wrong. I guess I'm just surprised that a race intelligent enough to travel through interstellar space would be so absentminded.

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PhilboydStudge 10 hrs ago

In response to “Having unexpected transportation problems can...

That's because most of the Multiverse is plainly stupid.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 hrs ago

Norway will take away the most medals, right?

Norway has the best doping system in the world.

And suddenly, most of the testers are Norries... How did that happen?

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ZonkeyBalls 10 hrs ago

How did I reset a password from my WiFi?

You were, unintentionally, using the Force.

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ZonkeyBalls 14 hrs ago

I hate it, when essential stuff never gets published.

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Favorite:
Least favorite:

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Metal_god14 yesterday

In response to “Favorite:http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5a...

A wood chopper is better at getting rid of the unexpected bodies found in the woods.

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ZonkeyBalls 17 hrs ago

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

These(favorite)



Least favorite sound

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Freeranger yesterday

In response to “These(favorite)...

Ban the children!

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ZonkeyBalls 17 hrs ago

Which would prevent another school shooting: All firearms banned, or staff heavily armed

If it was only that easy. In some schools, the teachers, principals have no control over the kids. They can't punish them in any way because their parents will yell abuse and call in lawyers. They need to bring back the paddle and discipline in that way again. It was very effective. That's what they need.

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StarzAbove yesterday

In response to “If it was only that easy. In some schools...

Well, shooting them in the kidneys can be a procreative start...

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Actually I have small feet, size 6B. lol

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StarzAbove yesterday

In response to “Actually I have small feet, size 6B. lol

Different measurements over here, as we don't do inches or extras.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Target? What? We used to call them bogeys back in the days.

Scratch one!

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Rooster yesterday

In response to “Scratch...

Too fast for a chopper pilot. We try to go slow and hard, including sexual intercourses.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Soviet electro back from the days, when I was still trying to get my shoelaces in order with each other.

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

I love the sound of a train .... hate the sound of a jackhammer.

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JanHaskell yesterday

In response to “I love the sound of a train .... hate the...

Isn't Jack Hammer the guy with a **** like a train?

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Least - chainsaw running/throttled.

Favorite - chainsaw turned off.

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Mutt yesterday

In response to “Least - chainsaw running/throttled. Favorite...

Chainsaws make brilliant noises!

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Least favorite: A siren, because I know someone is in trouble.

Favorite: My husband running the vacuum sweeper. lol

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StarzAbove yesterday

In response to “Least favorite: A siren, because I know...

You have your husband totally under your foot. Or perhaps you just have a giant foot, I have no idea...

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Favorite: The sound of prop planes passing overhead.
Least favorite: Those damn big bass boomboxes in cars!

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Rooster yesterday

In response to “Favorite: The sound of prop planes passing...

How about subwoofers in helicopters? Ever tried that? I have.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

What are your favourite and least favourite mechanical noises?

Favorite: Perhaps the sound of a fan
Least Favorite: Full throttle crotch rockets

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PhilboydStudge yesterday

In response to “Favorite: Perhaps the sound of a fan Least...

I hate using my crotch for rocket launching... It leaves a nasty rash, just at the area, where my balls used to reside.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Which would prevent another school shooting: All firearms banned, or staff heavily armed

True...

But couldn't we mass produce those flame-throwing iron suits?

After all, Trump promised to bring back manufacturing jobs. We could re-purpose all those abandoned car plants. Detroit, the "Motor City", could become the "Deadly Fire Weapons" city.

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Chris_PHAET_Demon yesterday

In response to “True... But couldn't we mass produce those...

Det-ro-it...

Detect, rover and hover over, itch can be cured.

Kaboom!

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

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