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What is the worst drink you have ever tasted?

Ukrainian Fart Spirit.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

"You can be the bad thing that happens to somebody". Have you ever been the bad thing in someone else's life?

I have the tendency to make all of the wrong choices in life. And simply by making the mistakes, I hurt people I care about. It's not something I'm very proud of, but that's life 101. Maybe I will learn my lessons in the future.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Is there anything you would like to happen in your future?

Alien invasion and not referring to Mexicans. We have enough of them here in Finland.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

If The Governments of North Korea and Iran ceased to exist. Would the world be a better place?

They are the same government.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

This is a poll. I for one do not believe anonymous posts should ever be on the home page. I do not think they should be allowed period. But that is a seperate topic. Does anybody else agree?

**What would you do if I sang out of tune; would you stand up and walk out on me.** //Nevermind: I can get by with a little help from my friends...//

My bunny is just funny,
it's sunny and so nice,
take my advice, twice,
don't lick your ice-teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.

So gutted is da deer,
his liver and a beer,
go well together,
that is not my feather, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Have my body, right?
Every day and night.
I can be so bloody tight.
Not without a fight, though, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?

Made a comment about a big rabbit in my yard a couple of days ago. Saw his tracks, all winter. First sight of the feet that made them

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “Made a comment about a big rabbit in my yard...

Rabbits are so cool... And they are really easy to recognize, when it comes to tracks, that silly configuration of two-one-one...

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

**Please name a song that has been played for sports, or one that has to do with sports movies...etc...** //We are the Champions of the World...//

Momma always told me to stay away from Wild Men.

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Sukiesnow 2 days ago

In response to “Momma always told me to stay away from Wild Men.

I'm an Indian... Wait... No, I meant Finn. I always get those two mixed up, bloody confusing these days...

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?

Every day

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Nothing_Left 2 days ago

In response to “Every day

That's nice. I see and mostly hear pheasants every day, but rabbits aren't that common over here. Then again, weirdly, I have seen most of the rabbits on parking lots... Not their regular habitat, as such.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

F*ck everything that doesn't make you happy.

It's not about happiness, the goal is to reach an equilibrium, where everybody else are just as unhappy as you are. Therefore, no winners, no losers. No game.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**Please name a song that has been played for sports, or one that has to do with sports movies...etc...** //We are the Champions of the World...//

Despite the fact that you feel you CAN do what YOU want...you take umbrage in the fact that I made this an Opinion instead of a Question.

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Sukiesnow 3 days ago

In response to “Despite the fact that you feel you CAN do...

No, this is an onion.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?

Definitely confused.

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Sukiesnow 3 days ago

In response to “Definitely confused.

And old. Mummies... Pfffffft...

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

Pro-Life Truth -- 7 Ways to Silence Your Liberal Professor

I'm wise enough to not get too deep into political stuff on this site, but this is pretty much biology and not ideology. I can remember the time (this is absolutely the truth, nothing but the truth, not a lie) my consciousness emerged. I was three months away from my birth - a six months old fetus. That's when my life began. Before that, hell I wasn't a person. Pro-choice is pretty darn good, as long as they keep it within the two first months, when it's still safe for the women. I wouldn't have known any better or worse, had my mother aborted me. Nothing to worry about it.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**Please name a song that has been played for sports, or one that has to do with sports movies...etc...** //We are the Champions of the World...//

Just disagreed to piss you off a bit, Kas.

Here's one of our own national anthems, played during NHL games...

A Finnish take on water shortage (and don't complain, the video is 17 years old, it was cool, when it came out):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**How many Amiriters might it take to screw in a lightbulb?**

Kasara, why are you asking this?

You know my answer, way before I give it to you.

Silly... 42.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

What is it about dogs or is it me?

He IS a wire

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Carla 3 days ago

In response to “He IS a wire

So, Mr Bonkers was an android.

Now, that makes sense.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?

I saw that same rabbit earlier....

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Sukiesnow 3 days ago

In response to “I saw that same rabbit earlier....

No, that was VicZinc's ****.

You are all confused and old.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

Is there anything wrong with choosing not to study or work? I know I'll be on disability for a while but at the moment I don't want to study

Come over here and I will teach you how to steal and fly helicopters.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

Can you bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia?

Nope! Can't! Warren Oates has been dead for 35 years!

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Rooster 3 days ago

In response to “Nope! Can't! Warren Oates has been dead for...

I just want the head... Not a random obituary.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

I saw a huge, brown rabbit today. He/she was bouncing like a crack **** in a booty-shaking contest. When was the last time you've seen a wild rabbit?

yesterday

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trooper 3 days ago

In response to “yesterday

Actually, that was the first rabbit I've seen in years. Funny, though, he/she ran through the parking lot, never mind the moving cars, just bounce, bounce, bounce...

EDIT: My sister told me, that she saw two rabbits today. Damn! She always beats me in these silly contests.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

Amirite site post ...QUOTES...there are literally thousands of them that inspire , lift our spirits and strengthen us in some way. :) but do you know how to post a Famous thought on here Guys & Gals ? If not would you like to learn ?

I posted a quote from Oppenheimer. It's available. Or at least, that's what the site announced.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

Can you bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia?

Is this his head?

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VicZinc 3 days ago

In response to “Is this his head?

No, pops. We have been through this a thousand times. That's your ****. Try not to take it out of your pants, when aunt Marjorie has her after-dinner speech, okay?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**Do you have a mini-obsession or idiosyncrasy?** //My sister **cannot** go to bed unless **all** her dishes are done....//

Shit I don't even know what that's worth anymore. 600k? Lol!

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DW2 3 days ago

In response to “Shit I don't even know what that's worth...

Just a little cut from my personal collection. Barely worth mentioning...

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**Do you have a mini-obsession or idiosyncrasy?** //My sister **cannot** go to bed unless **all** her dishes are done....//

I hope there's not more to it. Otherwise the whole universe is in my head. And I can never allow myself to die for the sake of said Universe.. :). Zonkey just called me "Weird". There's got to be an Amirite trophy for that! :)

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DW2 3 days ago

In response to “I hope there's not more to it. Otherwise the...

You just won twenty kilograms of cocaine.

Have fun.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

**Do you have a mini-obsession or idiosyncrasy?** //My sister **cannot** go to bed unless **all** her dishes are done....//

A bit OCD myself. Got into making home like scenes inside walnut shells. Lots of tedious effort and precision while completely ignoring the mess on the garage floor. I don't think it is actually OCD at that point. More like Obsessive Single Track Mind Disorder. :)

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DW2 3 days ago

In response to “A bit OCD myself. Got into making home like...

You are just weird. Nothing more to it.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

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