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Weird stuff, #big number

Weird stuff, #big number

Why Superman's marriage matters more than batman's marriage?

No, it doesn't.

Batman is married to Alfred, after all. At least, that's how I see the comics.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Weird stuff, #big number

Thought experiment... You have the option of going back to the year 1889 and drown baby Adolf Hitler. Do you do it?

I'd send a recommendation letter to the art school he didn't get in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2xFJUSLEv8

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Why do all of the weasels hate you so badly?

They can read my mind.

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PhilboydStudge 2 days ago

In response to “They can read my mind.

I have noticed, that you are thinking a lot about East German weasel **** from the Seventies.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Please make certain that your pets have fresh, clean, and COOL water. Please post tips. Thank You.

I usually just trust, that the fish aren't going to drink the whole aquarium dry at one sitting. My auntie's cat was stupid enough to fall inside, once, apparently water makes certain surfaces slippery. Well, better the cat than my aunt, as I kind of like her a lot more than the cat. They are about the same size, so it wouldn't be a biblical miracle to happen, though.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Post one of your favorite songs with a number in the title.

Weird stuff, #big number

Who's up for some pie?

A worthy project! There are tons of great pie recipes online. (chew)

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JanHaskell 2 days ago

In response to “A worthy project! There are tons of great...

Eating tons of pie would kill me off sooner than the cancer could ever manage.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

How hot does it have to be before you turn on your air conditioner? Care to share?

ha that's a dog enjoying the A/C.

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StarzAbove 2 days ago

In response to “ha that's a dog enjoying the A/C.

No, that's a black cat stuck in a ladder on Friday the 13th.

They usually turn into dogs after some hours of direct sunlight.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Weird stuff, #big number

Weird stuff, #big number

Weird stuff, #big number

How hot does it have to be before you turn on your air conditioner? Care to share?

That's not an air conditioner.

That's a dog.

No wonder you guys are always confused over that side of the pond.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Let us all say a prayer today, for those who are possessed by the Demon Donald. They eat Trump, they sleep Trump, they can't get him out of their minds. Must be a miserable existence indeed.

Must be tough for the Pre-**** to wear socks.

As a Finn, I don't get these posts. It's just politics, it doesn't really matter that much in the long run.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Have you ever seen a post with 2 respondents on it, but it was obviously just someone talking to themselves?

That's rough buddy...

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ForkNdaRoad 2 days ago

In response to “That's rough buddy...

Not really. My feet mostly agree with each other and that's a huge bonus.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Happy Friday the 13th, the day of superstitions. Are you superstitious? Name some of the superstitions people have regarding this day.

I used my neighbor's black cat to clean out the ladder, from both larger sides of the steps. Her pet rabbit lost a foot in the process.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Have you ever seen a post with 2 respondents on it, but it was obviously just someone talking to themselves?

I can't even get my kidneys to agree with each other, much less having a 42nd profile.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Who's up for some pie?

Damn it, I have to start making one right off the Batman.

Pizzas are easy, but making a proper pie is an art form I really haven't mastered yet.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

When wanting a snack, what's your preference? Salty, Sweet, Sour, Cold Drinks, etc?

Chicken taste like people. Espcially with some salt on them.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Give an example of you being absent minded

Going to the toilet and forgetting to unzip, before having a pee.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

It's official. My both ends are on fire. It's 27 degrees Celsius outside and about 300 C within the hostile space sector D, right between my buttocks. Should I sell myself to a Russian circus?

You could rent yourself out as a flamethrower.

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Diego 2 days ago

In response to “You could rent yourself out as a flamethrower.

The tubby exploding man of the 22nd Century.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

It's official. My both ends are on fire. It's 27 degrees Celsius outside and about 300 C within the hostile space sector D, right between my buttocks. Should I sell myself to a Russian circus?

Sit in a tub of ice water, that'll solve your problem.

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StarzAbove 2 days ago

In response to “Sit in a tub of ice water, that'll solve your...

That doesn't fix the consumption of chili.

I need to start refocusing my cooking efforts to less dangerous combinations.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Why do all of the weasels hate you so badly?

They hate people who love pizza.

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Skunky 3 days ago

In response to “They hate people who love pizza.

I made some pea soup for the breakfast.

Apparently adding some really hot chili caused my farts to catch fire, when I had my day ****.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 days ago

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