ZonkeyBalls's Comments

Since the pen is mightier than the sword, is a **** mightier than a ninja?

Ha! Now that's some great tongue in cheek stuff.

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Will_Janitor 12 hrs ago

In response to “Ha! Now that's some great tongue in cheek stuff.

The site used to be funnier in the past, when it wasn't made to be an intentional joke.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 hrs ago

Since the pen is mightier than the sword, is a **** mightier than a ninja?

Not if it's a woman ninja. :) Just remember not to bring a pen to a sword fight. The pen is mighty but only when it is backed by the masses or superior firepower. :)

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Will_Janitor 12 hrs ago

O. J. Simpson is up for parole today. Should the Juice be set loose?

July 20, 1969: One Giant Leap For Mankind

Do you ever spend hours, staring at cabbages?

I watch cabbages very carefully. You just can't trust those cabbages. Lemme tell you, if you get a cabbage trapped, you know, like in a cave or something? LEAVE HIM TRAPPED!

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SmartAZ 13 hrs ago

In response to “I watch cabbages very carefully. You just...

I hear there is a town, somewhere in Algeria, that has been surrounded by homicidal cabbages for two years by now.

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ZonkeyBalls 13 hrs ago

Since the pen is mightier than the sword, is a **** mightier than a ninja?

I will never know.

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JerryHendrickson 14 hrs ago

In response to “I will never know.

I already tried poking both of them with a pen. I got a stiff response from the ninja.

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ZonkeyBalls 14 hrs ago

The amount of time it takes you to revolve around your diagonal axis is irrelevant.

Is this a lollygagger?

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VicZinc 17 hrs ago

In response to “Is this a lollygagger?

No, I'm afraid it isn't. I'm not completely certain about its origins, but it might be a steam-powered goat witch switch.

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ZonkeyBalls 17 hrs ago

The amount of time it takes you to revolve around your diagonal axis is irrelevant.

My apologies madam speaker. I yield to your wisdom, and radiant beauty.

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VicZinc 17 hrs ago

In response to “My apologies madam speaker. I yield to your...

Why... Thank you, young man. It surely is nice to know, that I can call you Shirley, without causing a scene, but will the radiation go away after I'm dead? My son has already bought a hacksaw and plastic covers. He is such a wonderful and jolly lollygagger.

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ZonkeyBalls 17 hrs ago

**The Acronym Game!** Pick a word from previous sentence...and make an Acronym out of it. //See examples.//

GALLBLADDERS APPROPRIATING

Gaining altitude, Lizzie Lustpunch brought light Altairian dreadnought directly - effectively radiating starboard and port pressure releases - opposite Paul Ratmuncher's impressive armored Tachyon Immobilizer (Nordic Gunship).

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ZonkeyBalls 18 hrs ago

How did famous assassins perceive Catcher in the Rye?

Especially on the Third Moon from the Sun.

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Sukiesnow 20 hrs ago

In response to “Especially on the Third Moon from the Sun.

So, that would make it either Deimos or Phobos. Mercury and Venus have no natural satellites, Earth has one and Mars has two - although all three of the inner moons might be more or less artificial by their nature.

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ZonkeyBalls 18 hrs ago

Trump Ends Covert CIA Program to Arm Syrian Rebels. Good move or bad move?

I highly doubt it's covert at this point, anymore.

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ZonkeyBalls 21 hrs ago

What about you is hefty and sweaty?

In response to “

I'm not certain, that my stomach building is going to help me to snatch things. I'm getting almost as nimble as Tyrone in Snatch.

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ZonkeyBalls 22 hrs ago

What about you is hefty and sweaty?

Some people are bodybuilders.

I'm building my middle body horizontally, as far out as possible. Too bad I'm not able to dope myself with beer at the moment.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?

Reinstatement with full security clearances would do the trick.

Either that or new front teeth.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

When you've encountered someone more than a match for you, what is your instinctive reaction?*

Why do you love who you do?

I love people, because I have a serious defect in my DNA sequence.

Also, I love lollipops.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

Why do you love who you do?

Because it fills me, all of the way to the top, with joy.

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JerryHendrickson 23 hrs ago

In response to “Because it fills me, all of the way to the...

Thank you, dear. Now, choppy chop, it's time for the Christmas decorations to go. Clarksons will be arriving any minute now.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

You feel more comfortable when a joke is straightforward... //amirite//?

Yeah, it's comforting to know when someone is being nutty by choice. If you don't know for sure, the response can be a little awkward. (hehe)

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JanHaskell yesterday

In response to “Yeah, it's comforting to know when someone is...

Two words, Jan: banjo.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

You feel more comfortable when a joke is straightforward... //amirite//?

Haz I be joking again?

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

It is universally agreed upon: if you want to live alone you are weird.

I will be the last cyborg standing.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

The amount of time it takes you to revolve around your diagonal axis is irrelevant.

Speak for yourself

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VicZinc yesterday

In response to “Speak for yourself

I'm not the speaker of the house.

My mom can take your complaints. Dad is busy, inventing Ebola.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

What is the best disease you have ever had?

All of 'em. Whooping cough, the Croup, mumps, measles and chicken pox. I got a LOT of time off from school.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “All of 'em. Whooping cough, the Croup, mumps...

Inventing Ebola wasn't your intention. It just happened.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

How did famous assassins perceive Catcher in the Rye?

It's possible none have read it... Nah...that's not true... I'd like to know...

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Sukiesnow yesterday

In response to “It's possible none have read it...

I bet they had secret meetings with each other. Assassins' Book Club must have been a rather interesting little circle to be part of. Probably still is.

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ZonkeyBalls 23 hrs ago

When was the last time you hugged a hyena?

And they wonder why shit happens! Amazing!

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Will_Janitor yesterday

In response to “And they wonder why shit happens! Amazing!

Shit doesn't just happen.

It rises from the dark corners of your innocent, child-like mind, only to tell you it's time for your main head medication. The other heads are so envious, they can't take it anymore. Some of them are known to be prone of moving to Jamaica.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Do you bite either your own or somebody else's fingernails?

No biting someone elses would be very unsanitary, don't do that

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred yesterday

In response to “No biting someone elses would be very...

How about toenails? The same rules can't apply, that would be too much of a coincidence.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

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