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What we need is a cross between a (blank) and a (blank)... //amirite//?

ChuckTom and a funny cat video.

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ZonkeyBalls 6 hrs ago

If you had a brain, what would you do with it?

Hahaha 😂
How would they all fit inside your head though?

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LiVi 9 hrs ago

In response to “Hahaha 😂 How would they all fit inside...

With magic and pixies (also known as .RAR packaging).

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ZonkeyBalls 6 hrs ago

Are pussy magnets dangerous?

I'm not sure if Fool Us airs here.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “I'm not sure if Fool Us airs here.

I think it's a CW show.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 hrs ago

How About a Balloon Flight ? *** A pilot of a hot air balloon lost his orientation and lowered his flight level to about 10 m above the ground, when he saw a woman down there. He called and asked: - "Excuse me, Lady, can you tell me where I am? I promised to a friend to meet him in an hour, and I need to know my exact position." - The woman on the ground answers: - "You are in a dirigable at a height of 10 m above the ground, 40 to 41 degrees North latitude and 73 to 74 degrees West longitude." - The pilot: - "You must be an engineer". - - "You are right" says the woman, "but how did you know?" - The pilot: - "Well, everything you said is, technically, correct, but I have no idea about how to use your information, and, actually, I still don't know where I am. To be honest, you could not help me further, and all you did was to delay my flight." - The woman: - "So, you must be a CEO." - The pilot: - "True, but how do you know that?" - The woman: - "That is easy; you don't know where you are and where you are going. A big air mass has carried you to your present position. You made a promise, but you have no idea about how to keep it, and you expect the people under your level to solve your problems. As a matter of fact, you are still in the same situation as before we met, except that now, you are blaming me for your problem." - *** Link: http://lemotdelasemaine.com/anerie8.html#debut

Funny - and helicopters need no runway, like conventional planes - lol - but if there's no heliport, a convenient space at the airport will do.

(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 20 hrs ago

In response to “Funny - and helicopters need no runway, like...

Helipads are quite rare, when compared to the number of fixed landing locations at the airports.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 hrs ago

Who is your favorite plumber?

the one who has the best crack and I'm not telling

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symplycurious 16 hrs ago

In response to “the one who has the best crack and I'm not telling

Oh, you mean the "working man's smile".

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ZonkeyBalls 12 hrs ago

Are pussy magnets dangerous?

Best magicians ever.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “Best magicians ever.

Fool Us is a nice show... The first season was in UK only, but they kidnapped Jonathan Ross to the States for the second season.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Are pussy magnets dangerous?

You should use as much thought penning these silly willy posts of yours.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “You should use as much thought penning these...

I always prefer tellering to penning.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Who are the jokers in the Animal Kingdom... those animals always willing to have fun?

Sukie thinks you are sexy 8 days a week... she let me read every email and PM you ever sent her. Her puppy love for you escapes me.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “Sukie thinks you are sexy 8 days a week...

I'm a tiger in goat's kitty **** cage.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

24/5/2017.....Belated wishes are always welcome :)........ Happy Birthday Ada , have a great one my friend from all us Amirites ........your friend always .....Ser *wink*

Ada never gets old.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Are pussy magnets dangerous?

Thankfully no yes.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “Thankfully --no-- yes.

I like it, when you apply the five second rule to your droppings.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Who are the jokers in the Animal Kingdom... those animals always willing to have fun?

You downvoted me? I was joshin' ya big &%$#@

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “You downvoted me? I was joshin' ya big &%$#@

My finger slipped. I'm using a touchpad on a laptop, and my touch ain't that sexy all the time...

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Are pussy magnets dangerous?

I wouldn't say you were dangerous, no. You're more of a curiosity.

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “I wouldn't say you were dangerous, no. You're...

Are curious magnets gang-bang-proof?

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Who is your favorite plumber?

There is a guy in Phoenix with his van painted "We're #1 in the #2 business!"

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SmartAZ yesterday

In response to “There is a guy in Phoenix with his van...

Oh, the one with the brown ray gun.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Who are the jokers in the Animal Kingdom... those animals always willing to have fun?

I'm tired of you picking on Sharon, LiVi and that surfer dude ( I forget his name at the moment... )

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ChuckTom yesterday

In response to “I'm tired of you picking on Sharon, LiVi and...

It's not Falcon's Nest. I think you mean Dallas.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Who are the jokers in the Animal Kingdom... those animals always willing to have fun?

Australians

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

I just ate something, that will probably kill me. Will you tell my family, that I'm sorry about a lot of stuff, when I'm gone?

Dont know why a gargoyle would kill you, they are a great source of protein..

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Jaxxi yesterday

In response to “Dont know why a gargoyle would kill you, they...

They don't seem to like being eaten alive.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

I just ate something, that will probably kill me. Will you tell my family, that I'm sorry about a lot of stuff, when I'm gone?

what did you eat?

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Jaxxi yesterday

In response to “what did you eat?

Can't remember, but probably a gargoyle.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Are blind Peeping Toms more common in rural areas than suburbs?

Marko...this is in poor taste.

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Sukiesnow yesterday

In response to “Marko...this is in poor taste.

As usual. Nothing new there.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Do you like big butts?

Can you have a revolution without evolution?

Evolution doesn't have t*ts.

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SmartAZ yesterday

In response to “Evolution doesn't have t*ts.

Unless it's a Mitsubishi.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Why isn't there a mute button to make the birds completely silent?

I could use something like that...not for birds, tho.

The country getting too country for you?

Sounds like time for a lifestyle change.

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Sukiesnow yesterday

In response to “I could use something like that...not for...

I like to think myself as a lifestyle chicken strangler.

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ZonkeyBalls yesterday

Cats or Dogs?

Yeah but selling dead and already stuffed beaver would be more of an art, or need the right type of customer

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Zolfie 2 days ago

In response to “Yeah but selling dead and already stuffed...

Pimpin' the corpse is much easier than pimpin' the ride properly. Necrophilharmonics play their horn section backwards in any case.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Cats or Dogs?

(hehe), I'm not sure I'd want the dead, stuffed ones lol

Of course maybe if I could sell them.

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Zolfie 2 days ago

In response to “(Hehe), I'm not sure I'd want the dead...

Selling the beaver is the oldest profession in the world.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Straws are dandy for cocktail parties, but what if your last two straws were the last two straws in the world? You could end up snapping twice as many camels in half!

Clutching at?

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voxlug 2 days ago

In response to “Clutching at?

Slippers. I have no dog to bring them to me.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

Wow! James Bond is Dead. Lets make this a FUN post Amirites [POST VIDS ,GIFS,IMAGES of your fave BOND MOMENTS]because who doesn't Love Sir Roger Moore as JAMES BOND (that's rhetorical btw) to me he will always be the one and only BOND.

That silly dragon movie is much better, when watched in doubled speed.

"So... We meet again, pussycat." -- Sacha Baron Cohen / (Brothers) Grismby

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

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