Since the pen is mightier than the sword, is a **** mightier than a ninja?
Ha! Now that's some great tongue in cheek stuff.
The site used to be funnier in the past, when it wasn't made to be an intentional joke.
Not if it's a woman ninja. :) Just remember not to bring a pen to a sword fight. The pen is mighty but only when it is backed by the masses or superior firepower. :)
O. J. Simpson is up for parole today. Should the Juice be set loose?
July 20, 1969: One Giant Leap For Mankind
Do you ever spend hours, staring at cabbages?
I watch cabbages very carefully. You just can't trust those cabbages. Lemme tell you, if you get a cabbage trapped, you know, like in a cave or something? LEAVE HIM TRAPPED!
I hear there is a town, somewhere in Algeria, that has been surrounded by homicidal cabbages for two years by now.
I will never know.
I already tried poking both of them with a pen. I got a stiff response from the ninja.
The amount of time it takes you to revolve around your diagonal axis is irrelevant.
Is this a lollygagger?
No, I'm afraid it isn't. I'm not completely certain about its origins, but it might be a steam-powered goat witch switch.
My apologies madam speaker. I yield to your wisdom, and radiant beauty.
Why... Thank you, young man. It surely is nice to know, that I can call you Shirley, without causing a scene, but will the radiation go away after I'm dead? My son has already bought a hacksaw and plastic covers. He is such a wonderful and jolly lollygagger.
**The Acronym Game!** Pick a word from previous sentence...and make an Acronym out of it. //See examples.//
Gaining altitude, Lizzie Lustpunch brought light Altairian dreadnought directly - effectively radiating starboard and port pressure releases - opposite Paul Ratmuncher's impressive armored Tachyon Immobilizer (Nordic Gunship).
How did famous assassins perceive Catcher in the Rye?
Especially on the Third Moon from the Sun.
So, that would make it either Deimos or Phobos. Mercury and Venus have no natural satellites, Earth has one and Mars has two - although all three of the inner moons might be more or less artificial by their nature.
Trump Ends Covert CIA Program to Arm Syrian Rebels. Good move or bad move?
I highly doubt it's covert at this point, anymore.
What about you is hefty and sweaty?
I'm not certain, that my stomach building is going to help me to snatch things. I'm getting almost as nimble as Tyrone in Snatch.
Some people are bodybuilders.
I'm building my middle body horizontally, as far out as possible. Too bad I'm not able to dope myself with beer at the moment.
What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?
Reinstatement with full security clearances would do the trick.
Either that or new front teeth.
When you've encountered someone more than a match for you, what is your instinctive reaction?*
Why do you love who you do?
I love people, because I have a serious defect in my DNA sequence.
Also, I love lollipops.
Because it fills me, all of the way to the top, with joy.
Thank you, dear. Now, choppy chop, it's time for the Christmas decorations to go. Clarksons will be arriving any minute now.
You feel more comfortable when a joke is straightforward... //amirite//?
Yeah, it's comforting to know when someone is being nutty by choice. If you don't know for sure, the response can be a little awkward.
Two words, Jan: banjo.
Haz I be joking again?
It is universally agreed upon: if you want to live alone you are weird.
I will be the last cyborg standing.
Speak for yourself
I'm not the speaker of the house.
My mom can take your complaints. Dad is busy, inventing Ebola.
What is the best disease you have ever had?
All of 'em. Whooping cough, the Croup, mumps, measles and chicken pox. I got a LOT of time off from school.
Inventing Ebola wasn't your intention. It just happened.
It's possible none have read it... Nah...that's not true... I'd like to know...
I bet they had secret meetings with each other. Assassins' Book Club must have been a rather interesting little circle to be part of. Probably still is.
When was the last time you hugged a hyena?
And they wonder why shit happens! Amazing!
Shit doesn't just happen.
It rises from the dark corners of your innocent, child-like mind, only to tell you it's time for your main head medication. The other heads are so envious, they can't take it anymore. Some of them are known to be prone of moving to Jamaica.
Do you bite either your own or somebody else's fingernails?
No biting someone elses would be very unsanitary, don't do that
How about toenails? The same rules can't apply, that would be too much of a coincidence.
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