Can you smell my feet from the distance?
Yea, I thought everyone knew how to swim..
Well, it does involve water - usually - and I'm sort of afraid of the substance.
OK, let's have a proper Rammstein thread. I am expecting negative feedback, but that's normal and nothing to worry about.
That's no big deal.
It could've been a lot worse.
If you were born with gills..
All Finns are born with gills... I just can't swim, which is sort of embarrassing.
No, that's just Zonkey! LOL
Phuck off, Robt. That's not nice.
Your right foot has 6 toes and your left foot has a corn that looks like Winston Churchill?
It's a funny story actually - and this is absolutely true - when the doctor came to my mom about my birth, he was really nervous... He said: "Well, he has this thing in the foot and a bit of the same in the other foot..." My mom went on and asked: "Does he have the second and the third toe webbed?" And the doctor said: "How did you know that?" Apparently my parents had had a chat about their own folks down the line, a week before of my birth.
Those aren't mine, you silly cat.
Wanna know, why I know that?
Do you shop on Black Friday?
Yep...why burn gas and shoe soles?
Why burn shoe soles? Gas is for farting, you silly tw@.
Well, mostly, these days...
Who can guess the answers?
Do I have to guess something here?
**** is just ****, spelt (or spelled, choose your form), a bit incorrectly. Zonkies approve this opinion. Well, it is my own, so...
If I could work out how to upload a video I would give a short tutorial on how to say these words in New Zealander (Nu Zulendr).
Feel free to PM me. I'm quite quick to picking up new things, believe it or not.
I just went to the counter and asked the owner; "Do you think this kind of imitation of America, including Black Friday, is actually good for our country, as we are about to hit the big three on the 6th?" She froze completely. Apparently she hadn't thought, that someone would dare to ask such a bold question, face to face. Well, I did.
Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?
This joystick big enough lol
Not really, until you have flown a Super Puma. That is one bloody big joystick, which is kind of weird, because it's not even a military chopper.
In this weather you'll need a magnifying glass to see my joystick lolz. 乂^◡^乂
I have seen your joystick - and Tiff's pimpless place - it's not like I'm the worst pervert around here, but I'm pretty close, correct?
I think she doesn't know the difference between the big toe and the ****.
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