Zolfie's Comments

Steampunk. Beats Going to the Gym.

Would you give your hottie the callipygian award of the year, or could a word be more obscure?

I'd be glad to help you carry it in, if you like :) lol

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PartyOfOne 2 days ago

In response to “I'd be glad to help you carry it in, if you...

I want the least amount of hand prints on it as possible (wink), just hers and mine (biggrin)

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Zolfie 2 days ago

What is your favorite volcano?

Well, some of them are known to cause impotence.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

In response to “Well, some of them are known to cause impotence.

Well with the right person, I've never had a problem erupting. (wink)

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Zolfie 2 days ago

Would you give your hottie the callipygian award of the year, or could a word be more obscure?

If the callipygian award is the hot nude @$$ award then, of course, I could give my hottie the callipygian award (biggrin)

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Zolfie 3 days ago

Have you seen any suspicious ligers on your way home?

Nope, none of the ligers that I've seen looked suspicious.

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Zolfie 3 days ago

What is your favorite volcano?

The ones that aren't negatively effective to me (smile)

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Zolfie 3 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

They only mate in with one while the others watch??? (omg) (ono) (xp)

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Thinkerbell 10 days ago

In response to “They only mate in with one while the others...

No that's faires that are the kinkiest groups ever...

Wolves don't watch, which is why we howl at night when there is light...

The silly humans think we're howling at the moon, but really just making sure we those that need their privacy keep it... so to howl let others know where you are and where you're going...

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

The pack??? (omg) (ono)

You've got your work cut out for you. (smirk) (xp)

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Thinkerbell 10 days ago

In response to “The //pack//??? (omg) (ono) You've got your...

Wolves live in packs, you know that you silly fairy, but they only mate in with one.

Unlike cats which can have unlimited mates.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

No, the percentage who can get a perfect score depends on how hard the test is. A very easy test might be aced by 90% of the population, whereas a very hard one might be aced by only 0.1% (one in a thousand).

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Thinkerbell 10 days ago

In response to “No, the percentage who can get a perfect...

But that's an easy test. Anyways it's sleeping time, the pack is howling.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

I don't know if there was a higher possible numerical score, but it's hard to imagine a higher written summary of results. (cyc)

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Thinkerbell 10 days ago

In response to “I don't know if there was a higher possible...

Very true, but it did say "that only 4% of the population can", which makes me think I missed one, because there should be one that states "that only 1% of the population can"...

Of course I'm over analyzing, but that might be a part of **** IQ too.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

That's just so you can't see the correct answers and fill them in to easily get a perfect score the second time around.

But you didn't need to do that in any case. (wink)

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Thinkerbell 10 days ago

In response to “That's just so you can't see the correct...

But I don't even know if we aced it with a 149...

Can you miss one (or two) and still get a 149? Or is there a 157? or something? And I'm still not sure the answer was correct, it was just the best of the options they gave.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

It said, "Congratulations!! Your **** IQ is 149... There's absolutely nothing you don't know about the realm of lovemaking."

Um... (redface) (shh)

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Thinkerbell 20 days ago

In response to “It said, "Congratulations!! Your **** IQ...

I felt like it was a bit rigged... as it doesn't give the answers and a number of them just seem to be common sense, and/or questionable how you can number correctly some things.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

Quiz: Can We Guess Your **** IQ?

It'd be interesting to see where they got those numbers, and if they're correct.

Congratulations!! Your ** IQ is 149. You aced a Sexual IQ Test that only 4% of the population can. You are unquestionably a ** genius. There's absolutely nothing you don't know about the realm of lovemaking. Tell everyone you know about your sexy score, and share the quiz to test the sexual IQ of your friends.

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Zolfie 10 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

I never feel safe in a small car. I drive a Dodge Challenger and even that feels small at times.

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Tiffanee 12 days ago

In response to “I never feel safe in a small car. I drive a...

I often don't feel safe in a low vehicle... I like to be up off the ground.

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Zolfie 12 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

Hey, small cars: stop masquerading as empty parking spaces. You're enraging us all.....(hehe)

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Tiffanee 12 days ago

In response to “Hey, small cars: stop masquerading as empty...

(hehe) that's the other thing, I don't want a small car because I'm not a small person... so I want at least a mid-size, to be more comfortable for possible longer trips.

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Zolfie 12 days ago

Football......it's just men playing with their balls. Amirite ?

So football is just men playing with their balls? Does that mean Ser is just sitting back thinking, "I can do it better" (xp)

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Zolfie 13 days ago

Do you understand the definition of the weird and scary, in the same sentence? Exactly, the kind of weirdos, that you really don't want to know, because stupidity is contagious. There's this guy, Mike Hughes... Uhmm... He is one of those silly Flat Earth Society idiots. He is actually //going to launch a rocket to prove, that the Earth is flat.// I'm stunned. What?!

It's "you're", just to be a **** about it.

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ZonkeyBalls 13 days ago

In response to “It's "you're", just to be a **** about it.

Yup, you past the ref test alright

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Zolfie 13 days ago

**//WTF?//**

You are on MY post, son...you are free to leave anytime.

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Bozette 13 days ago

In response to “You are on **MY** post, son...you are free to...

And you are free to not lie about my opinion.

It was clearly understandable... yet you wouldn't stop hammering that lie!

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Zolfie 13 days ago

**//WTF?//**

Scroll back up, Zolfie, I gave you the last word above. Not satisfied with that, you continued your whiney rant down here with a new post.

Who is "everyone", Zolfie. Your post made no sense given the evidence of the pictures provided.with the post.

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Bozette 13 days ago

In response to “Scroll back up, Zolfie, I gave you the last...

I scrolled up before I even posted my last message... I'm ahead of you... now go look at the time stamps on my last message and my second thread... it's less than 2 minutes apart...

You have not given me the last word... because you kept coming after me, just in a different thread... but still coming at me!

BACK OFF - is all I've F'N wanted, and YOU CAN"T DO IT!

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Zolfie 13 days ago

**//WTF?//**

Sure I can, just as I did with your ranting above. It was you who couldn't let it go and began another thread here.

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Bozette 13 days ago

In response to “Sure I can, just as I did with your ranting...

No you kept pushing the same lie, until I messaged down here.

What is nonsensical is why you were lying... my post made sense to everyone and yet you kept pushing your lie.

And you can't walk away, even though you don't care...

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Zolfie 13 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

Sorry Zolfie 50,000 miles that was a typo. Yeah 50 miles is brand new. lol

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SynysterGates 14 days ago

In response to “Sorry Zolfie 50,000 miles that was a typo...

That's what I thought you meant, but you wrote out 100,000 so I wasn't sure.

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Zolfie 14 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?


The door handle is at the top..

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JD 14 days ago

In response to “http://data.amirite.net/user_images/5a209cd3bb0...

Thanks for pointing it out. (biggrin)

You can really see it in this picture. (at least if you open it up, in amirite, it's too small to see)

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Zolfie 14 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

Get it from a reliable dealer with Carfax. Vehicles that are just off a two year lease are the best deals. Still have manufacture warranty (mileage is key) and normally in immaculate shape.

Example: a car that has 48-50 miles on it after two years is
about the average, even better if you can get less mileage. Warranties nowadays are around 5 years/100,000 miles. Of course BMW-AUDI-MERCEDES are normally 4 years / 60-80,000 miles.

I don't think you can go wrong with two years. Government cars ... yikes, be careful, people beat the hell out of those cars.

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SynysterGates 14 days ago

In response to “Get it from a reliable dealer with Carfax...

Only 50 miles after two years? That seems ridiculous low, or like an unused or dealer vehicle that was not sold..

I'm talking about a car that the government Seized & Surplus vehicles... while yes some of them were abused as all can be, some also seem to be in great condition, it's really all over the map... but the real appeal for them is their prices are usually shocking low s it's auction, though as with all auctions, it all depends on who shows up, what they want and how much they're willing to spend on it... but seems like stuff usually go extremely low.

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Zolfie 14 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

They make four door models....

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JD 14 days ago

In response to “They make four door models....

I didn't realize that, because the only two door handles that I see, but I guess all four doors open somehow. Thanks

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Zolfie 14 days ago

New Vehicles: Which vehicles would you be looking into, if you were thinking about getting a new vehicle?

I think they are quirky, cheap to run and low tax and insurance....

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JD 14 days ago

In response to “I think they are quirky, cheap to run and low...

Yeah Quirky is the perfect word for it :D
And I think it's need to be a bright color, the dark colors just don't look as good on it.

But I think I'm gonna need a four door vehicle. =/

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Zolfie 14 days ago

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