In every controversy, both sides think that their position is right and both think that they alone know the truth. I conclude that there is no right and no wrong. I conclude that the truth cannot be known. Neither side is 100% correct nor is either 100% wrong.
**What can cause taste explosions in your mouth.**
That's the most wrong thing I've ever heard
Should reindeer be allowed to vote?
In what sense? Should we make reindeer our leaders?
Reindeers are better than people
What is the most obvious non-physical trait you picked up from one of your parents?
Depression from my mom's side, an addictive personality from my dad's
Why are people who win money so friggin' stingy?
If people who win money gave it to everyone who asked, they'd be bankrupt
There's nothing wrong with asking (for help, money, etc.) but you have to be okay with the answer being no
Do you enjoy poetry?
I love good poetry but bad poetry is so cringey
What present would you immediately re-gift?
**The key to quit //procrastinating// is finding the right motivation.**
The key to quitting procrastination is to take care of your shit... tomorrow
**Which is more painful: being the one to do the breaking-up?**...//or being the other?//
Depends on who throws what
What would be the first sentence of your autobiography?
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
What's stopping you from living the life you dream of?
Why is that stopping you?
Do you think the young people of today will regret some of their ghastly tattoo choices and piercings?
Maybe some people will. But even tattoos aren't permanent
**Pets are doing us a favour just by being in our lives.**
It's mutually beneficial
It's amazing that people can look at the moon in the night sky and still deny the existence of God. The stars? Infinity? The very things that people use to claim that God doesn't exist are the things that prove God DOES exist. Science proves it.
It probably doesn't hurt to do both.
If God exists and he's that vain, I can't wait to have a nice warm seat in hell
Which is the real chair and why?
The structuralist critic in me is tingling
sign systems and chains of signifiers just
IF God exists, it's ridiculous to worship him in a church instead of in His creation. He didn't stop speaking when the Bible was written
Ever been told “It’s not me, it’s you”?
Only when I ask "who's the coolest person alive?"
Is that a raccoon?
No that's a tree
If you could see a list of every single person that's ever had a sexual thought about you, you'd decline, amirite?
I would be interested to know, if Donald Trump has had sexual fantasies about me.
Nah but maybe Pence has
Not every cake has a girl inside.
A certain percentage of people will always find you different and strange, no matter how boringly ordinary you are.
One man's strange is another man's Tuesday afternoon
**Women are emotional for many reasons, despite their periods.**
All good points.
And well.. it's not like my arguing about it will change anything. People will still play the "period card" when they see fit.
You don't have to understand privileges to recognize that they exist
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