There is a hidden agenda behind politeness: no one means what they say.
It always pays to be polite to your waiter in a restaurant or to your drug dealer.
Or the guy standing in the corner that I THOUGHT I saw
Great moments in evolution
how does it poo
Will you please just 'favorite' this question? I'm trying to get the "1,000 Favorites on a Single Post" achievement. Break out those sock accounts if you need to. We can make this happen.
Roller derby, that's awesome . Do you have a cool roller derby nickname? Something like Hermoine Danger?
Skin-Her Ella #1200
When are your non-stoned times so that I can revisit this?
work.....roller derby.....football....whenever my stuff wears off
Each day should be lived to the fullest in ways that you stay true to yourself, and be happy. Waiting for tomorrow to live is silly when we don't have any sort of guarantee that we will even awaken each day.
The thing is We shouldn't worry about death because It's probably in all likelyhood unless you are in an unfortunate place....a long way off... and we should just be like ahh take it easy lets have fun now and make more memories
Contentious Opinion Alert: It would serve the LGBT community well to call out members for stunts like this... These are the sort of antics that invite perfectly reasonable criticism.
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty. You can join the Nazi Party. Now accepting dykes."
Not only am I disappointed that a mel brooks fan would take up such bs views, but this comentor clearly doesn't understand that gays were targeted by the nazis just as they are doing, and they would sooner add them to their ranks than "dykes"
Are we still doing this crap in 2018 just move along people. Notice how little kids are homophobic because it is such a childish thing to be. Something from people who know little about the world and nothing about empathy. People who put climbing a social ladder above the well being of others. That's what teachers are here for. To expand minds so that children can get out of this primeval slump of "fear and mock the detractors" and into a state of mind that is productive for a world moving forward for the betterment of mankind. We can't move forward if we keep smacking each other around like the rebel groups in Life of Brian. Adapt to gay people existing, or be left behind and become the dust behind the wheels of progress.
It's the Official Amirite //"Who the **** do you think you aren't?"// drinking competition 2018. I have warmed myself up with some booze and beers. No doping allowed! No heavy machinery either!
dammit im just naturally stoned at this point......ummmm uhhhh b
Have you ever helped to guide someone, illuminate an idea, or inspire thought in another; and although your influence apparent, the someone behaves and speaks as if it was completely themselves?
well the thing is that some people are really jerks and full of themselves and I tend to avoid these types as fast as I can. I also avoid situations that pair me with these individuals
Well in that case maybe you should root AGAINST it to increase the odds of this being successful.
nahhh nahh don't do that to me when im stoned you'll make me cuckoo
Politics makes more sense if you realize that every US president after Eisenhower has been a cult leader with whom 30% of the population would agree no matter what they said or did. All government is corrupt.
It makes even more sense if you hit yourself on the head three times while on high power blotter acid and then stare at a modernist expression painting that no one really gets but they're too pretentious to admit that
You've given up hope Janet You know what I see when I look at this post? I see only 985 clicks needed to prove you wrong.
well im rooting for it! After all I never get what I really want
When progressive actors write their own lines ...
Well, let's just say I'm not surprised.
you love me you know it
Digging those Good Vibrations!
Is it weird that this is making me submissively kinky? The remote would go to my lovely softball princess of course. Don't think
I'd trust a guy with it well at least not for now.....
SO If Guns Kill People, I Suppose Pencils Misspell Words, Cars Drive Drunk, And Spoons Make People Fat.
Socket wrenches hit people over the head
I deleted my Facebook account today. It was too stressful... yet I kept opening the app, constantly, almost on autopilot. I think it's for the better, at least for me. Do you still use Facebook?
If not i'd lose contact with a lot of people
I hate fanaticism.
especially cultlike worship of a single individual
Fake News?? Summit cancelled?? HA!! THE SUMMIT HAPPENED! North Korea agrees to complete denuclearization. President Donald Trump saves the planet!!
are you ok? do you need a doctor?
When you are over 50, quips and jokes about being forgetful are less and less funny each passing day. Amirite?
or when you're a stoner
Even most 4 year olds get over losing a favorite toy after a year and a half.
you went a long way just to be sarcastic I commend that
The homeless see their glass as half-empty.
but seeing it as half full isn't going to magically change their life. It just makes them that happy dancy homeless person you'd see in a monty python film
What's something you can think of that just keeps turning up like a bad penny?
customers at wal mart who don't realize i turned my checkout lane light off dammit! look with your eyes SEEE the light is off but everyone else's is on what could that mean hmmmm...
Quite disappointed by the anti-climax...
Pretty cool pool! ; People can Survive Underwater!
I love dat stuff
You enjoy roller coasters, amirite?
I AM THE COASTER QUEEEN OF AMIRITE DUDE
People who gain success often think that their way for such is the one way that will work for everyone; afterall, it worked for them..
I hate that and also I hate when people think everyone has the same reflexes quick thinking and ability to grasp things. We have the POTENTIAL to change our minds to match that but it takes a lot of busting down barriers we ourselves put up mentally without even realizing
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