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Can you smell my feet from the distance?
That just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. 😲
No, that's just Zonkey! LOL
Do you shop on Black Friday?
Hey, Rooster. Good to see ya.
I'm doing good, considering I got the flu ... even after getting a shot this year. But at least it's more a minor inconvenience than a "stay in bed for a week and puke out your guts" like my friend's family has.
Bummer! I never get those shots and never get the flu!
😈 It is Black Friday...so post some songs that have dark lyrics. 😈
I only shop if necessary ... like I've totally run out of TP and there's no alternative in the house. LOL
Hello Walt! How the hell are ya!
Yes, I believe you are right also! You just can't understand everyone!
Has anyone actually sent pictures of bobs and vagene, and, what happens when you do? Do you win a prize or something?
I had to look that up to be sure but that's the first I've heard of that!
Bobs and Vegana are misspellings of the words “**” and “**” which are associated with sexually explicit chat messages written in broken English commonly featured on the subreddit /r/IndianPeopleFacebook.
No way Jose! I do my shopping online. Too much BS for my taste!
Id say strong motivation indeed
Yep! Had them chase me when I was on my dirt bike! Lucky it was much faster than them!
Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?
Yup had that too now have X-box 360
I had the first X-Box when it came out but don't have time for it anymore.
Bread: Do you put something in it or you eat it just plain?
I always put something on it. Anything from just butter all the way to a Dagwood sandwich.
BTW, Sofia, there is absolutely nothing wrong with ham and cheese on a croissant! :)
Geez! Haven't seen that in a long time! LOL
Aren't you afraid of the Nigerian goats?
Is there a difference between those two terms?
Not that I know of! LOL
Then I upgraded to the Sega master system
I remember having the Sega genesis system.
Well, the witches apparently turn people into goats in Nigeria, so... I would find that scary.
Witches or bitches?
That's not nice. I'm getting quite drunk, though, which is always nice. Damn it, I'm really going to be shooting stars tonight.
Is there such a thing as post traumatic turkey day stress
I'm sure there is! I had such a good time yesterday that I kind of have the blues this morning! LOL
**** is just ****, spelt (or spelled, choose your form), a bit incorrectly. Zonkies approve this opinion. Well, it is my own, so...
How did you find a picture of my ex-wife?
Naw, don't think so! Haven't seen one of those Atari joysticks in a long time!
Naw, they're kind of cute little shits! Dwarf goats.
Bedtime for Whom? *** Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep. Half an hour later mommy opens quietly the door and asks: “And, is he asleep?” Little Jonny answers: “Yes, finally.” *** Links: http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-5.php#ixzz4zH084zF8 and http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-5.php
No way man! You're way too far away and I'm glad! LOL
I'll usually eat sourdough bread plain when it's warm and fresh but I have to put something on any other kind of bread!
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