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👺 What some people fail to understand is that you can’t understand all people...but sadly this lack of understanding manifests itself in prejudice, labeling and branding. //amirite?// 👺

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

That just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. 😲

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Echooos 2 hrs ago

In response to “That just made me throw up in my mouth a...

No, that's just Zonkey! LOL

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Rooster 2 hrs ago

Do you shop on Black Friday?

Hey, Rooster. Good to see ya.
I'm doing good, considering I got the flu ... even after getting a shot this year. But at least it's more a minor inconvenience than a "stay in bed for a week and puke out your guts" like my friend's family has.

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Walt_OReagun 5 hrs ago

In response to “Hey, Rooster. Good to see ya. I'm doing...

Bummer! I never get those shots and never get the flu!

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Rooster 2 hrs ago

😈 It is Black Friday...so post some songs that have dark lyrics. 😈

😈 It is Black Friday...so post some songs that have dark lyrics. 😈

😈 It is Black Friday...so post some songs that have dark lyrics. 😈

Do you shop on Black Friday?

I only shop if necessary ... like I've totally run out of TP and there's no alternative in the house. LOL

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Walt_OReagun 5 hrs ago

In response to “I only shop if necessary ... like I've...

Hello Walt! How the hell are ya!

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Rooster 5 hrs ago

👺 What some people fail to understand is that you can’t understand all people...but sadly this lack of understanding manifests itself in prejudice, labeling and branding. //amirite?// 👺

Yes, I believe you are right also! You just can't understand everyone!

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Rooster 5 hrs ago

Has anyone actually sent pictures of bobs and vagene, and, what happens when you do? Do you win a prize or something?

I had to look that up to be sure but that's the first I've heard of that!
Bobs and Vegana are misspellings of the words “**” and “**” which are associated with sexually explicit chat messages written in broken English commonly featured on the subreddit /r/IndianPeopleFacebook.

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Rooster 5 hrs ago

Do you shop on Black Friday?

No way Jose! I do my shopping online. Too much BS for my taste!

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Rooster 5 hrs ago

Id say strong motivation indeed

Yep! Had them chase me when I was on my dirt bike! Lucky it was much faster than them!

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Rooster 9 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

Yup had that too now have X-box 360

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Metal_god14 11 hrs ago

In response to “Yup had that too now have X-box...

I had the first X-Box when it came out but don't have time for it anymore.

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Rooster 10 hrs ago

Bread: Do you put something in it or you eat it just plain?

I always put something on it. Anything from just butter all the way to a Dagwood sandwich.



BTW, Sofia, there is absolutely nothing wrong with ham and cheese on a croissant! :)

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Will_Janitor 11 hrs ago

In response to “I always put something on it. Anything from...

Geez! Haven't seen that in a long time! LOL

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Rooster 11 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

Aren't you afraid of the Nigerian goats?

Is there a difference between those two terms?

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ZonkeyBalls 11 hrs ago

In response to “Is there a difference between those two terms?

Not that I know of! LOL

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Rooster 11 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

Then I upgraded to the Sega master system

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Metal_god14 11 hrs ago

In response to “Then I upgraded to the Sega master...

I remember having the Sega genesis system.

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Rooster 11 hrs ago

Aren't you afraid of the Nigerian goats?

Well, the witches apparently turn people into goats in Nigeria, so... I would find that scary.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 hrs ago

In response to “Well, the witches apparently turn people into...

Witches or bitches? (omg)

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Rooster 11 hrs ago

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

That's not nice. I'm getting quite drunk, though, which is always nice. Damn it, I'm really going to be shooting stars tonight.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 hrs ago

Is there such a thing as post traumatic turkey day stress

I'm sure there is! I had such a good time yesterday that I kind of have the blues this morning! LOL

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Rooster 11 hrs ago

**** is just ****, spelt (or spelled, choose your form), a bit incorrectly. Zonkies approve this opinion. Well, it is my own, so...

How did you find a picture of my ex-wife?

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Rooster 12 hrs ago

Do you have any pimples in your cooch or on your joystick?

Naw, don't think so! Haven't seen one of those Atari joysticks in a long time!

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Rooster 12 hrs ago

Aren't you afraid of the Nigerian goats?

Naw, they're kind of cute little shits! Dwarf goats.

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Rooster 12 hrs ago

Bedtime for Whom? *** Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep. Half an hour later mommy opens quietly the door and asks: “And, is he asleep?” Little Jonny answers: “Yes, finally.” *** Links: http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-5.php#ixzz4zH084zF8 and http://www.short-funny.com/clean-jokes-5.php

Can you smell my feet from the distance?

No way man! You're way too far away and I'm glad! LOL

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Rooster 12 hrs ago

Bread: Do you put something in it or you eat it just plain?

I'll usually eat sourdough bread plain when it's warm and fresh but I have to put something on any other kind of bread!

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Rooster 12 hrs ago

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