OzSurfer's Comments

Males: if you've had chest hair, have you removed it in some way to please a partner?

To answer the question, yes I would wax chest or back hair if it pleased a partner, although I wouldn't go further than that.

I don't have much body hair, but I get a couple of small patches on my back waxed. Shaving just makes it worse.

On a side note, if I was as hairy as a gorilla, i'd be waxing myself completely

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OzSurfer 2 hrs ago

Males: if you've had chest hair, have you removed it in some way to please a partner?

I have very little to none. I get it waxed same as my back. Why have little patches of hair, it's useless and kinda looks stupid.

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SynysterGates 4 hrs ago

In response to “I have very little to none. I get it waxed...

Sounds just like me

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OzSurfer 2 hrs ago

What is your favorite fairy tale, if politics don't count?

The three little pigs. I like building and construction, and booby traps.

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OzSurfer 10 hrs ago

Do you think a horse knows that every time a human passes him on the road they always say "look, a horse."?

I always wondered if horses have a song called "A human with no name"?

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OzSurfer 12 hrs ago

The funny thing is, that I can't really go and steal any helicopter I have the hots for... Most of the bloody buggers are 20 cm too short for normal people. Somehow, the companies make them, expecting the pilots being 175 cm short at most. Sorry! NH90 has a proper seat arrangement and Super Puma has pretty neat setups for the foot controls. I actually like SP over NH90, since SP has sliding panels, which the Americans obviously didn't bother to think about.

Oo did you get your copter license? I always wanted to but the hourly rate was the killer.

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OzSurfer 12 hrs ago

πŸ’‹ Is sexual tension where you want to have **** with someone but they find you repulsive? How does that work? πŸ’‹

Btw: If your pregnant and **** and you decide to use a vibrator don't be upset when your kid comes out with a stutter. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Tiffanee 18 hrs ago

β˜•οΈ People who can afford Starbucks....must be nice to be so rich. amirite? β˜•οΈ

I buy from a local coffee stand and it is rip-off much like Starbucks but the coffee is so much better.

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Tiffanee 18 hrs ago

In response to “I buy from a local coffee stand and it is...

Exactly, my stand roasts their own beans

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OzSurfer 16 hrs ago

β˜•οΈ People who can afford Starbucks....must be nice to be so rich. amirite? β˜•οΈ

Or they are poor because they buy it every day (hehe) ... I buy cappuchino from the coffee caravan every morning on the way to work. So there's $4 a day that could be spent on something better. But I like the crowd there, and when I wake up on my own, it's kind a social thing as it gives me some people to talk to, so I guess it's not a complete waste.

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OzSurfer 18 hrs ago

🀞When someone shares their innermost thoughts with you, do you consider it a gift or do you think "why the hell are you telling me this?" 🀞

It really depends on the person and the connection I have with them.

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OzSurfer 18 hrs ago

Well, it's been over 2 years since Sodahead had folded, Are you still missing it?

No...

I mean they just kicked everyone out, without even a warning..

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DandyDon yesterday

In response to “No... I mean they just kicked everyone out...

Yeah that one even surprised me

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OzSurfer 19 hrs ago

**Is LGBTQ missing the initial "S"?**

In some parts of the world they have issues that don't relate to straight people, so it seems reasonable that they have a category specifically for this.

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OzSurfer yesterday

Well, it's been over 2 years since Sodahead had folded, Are you still missing it?

Hi OZ, I was on SH for about 6 years, and enjoyed it most of the time.... And who could forget the **** king, Gene? lol He was one nasty dude, wasn't he. lol

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StarzAbove yesterday

In response to “Hi OZ, I was on SH for about 6 years, and...

Yeah he sure was!

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OzSurfer yesterday

Well, it's been over 2 years since Sodahead had folded, Are you still missing it?

I was on there for ten years, that's probably an embarrasing thing to admit. I missed it a lot to start with, mainly as I lost a couple of friends when it closed without warning. Plus it had some characters. Remember Gene? ... the troll with personality? I kept telling it, you could be fun on here if you'd stop posting XXX pics and getting yourself banned.

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OzSurfer yesterday

Well, it's been over 2 years since Sodahead had folded, Are you still missing it?

No...I was thrown out like Sunday trash..

Got over that long ago..

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DandyDon 2 days ago

In response to “No...I was thrown out like Sunday...

You got banned from SH? the mods must have been smoking the indoor plants for that to happen (eek)

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OzSurfer yesterday

Remember or ever heard of Billy Squier...If so, what's your favorite tune?

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SynysterGates yesterday

In response to “<iframe width="854"...

That one is my favourite...

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OzSurfer yesterday

πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday, Dallas and Serenity!!!! πŸŽ‚πŸ€—

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-f8kMFw41g

She's gone awol on her birthday (eek)... come back serenity (hug)

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday, Dallas and Serenity!!!! πŸŽ‚πŸ€—

(hug)(hug)

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Sofia 2 days ago

In response to “(hug)(hug)

(hug)

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

πŸ˜ŠπŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday, Dallas and Serenity!!!! πŸŽ‚πŸ€—

HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DALLAS AND SERENITY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. BLOW OUT THE CANDLES YOU GUYS ... HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU *blows birthday horn*

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Skunky 2 days ago

In response to “HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR...

Yay thanks Skunky!!! :)

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Please can you join me in wishing Oz Surfer a very happy birthday..

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JD 2 days ago

In response to “https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/...

That's awesome, thanks JD! :)

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Please can you join me in wishing Oz Surfer a very happy birthday..

Again...happy birthday, dallas;):)

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “Again...happy birthday, dallas;):)

Thanks Carla :)

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Why are people who win money so friggin' stingy?

I think because they won it, they think they'll lose it again. If they earned it they know it is possible to earn more.

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

**Time Travel to 1980 for a weekend is a limited offer....you would go.**

Sure! imagine buying microsoft shares then coming back to 2017 to visit them.

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Major Breakthrough in Watchmaking

Thanks for the post. I remember watching an amazing documentary on the Harrison clocks that were developed to function accurately on a sailing ship, which improved navigation by allowing longitude to be calculated more accurately.

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Due to the violence from people wearing masks at protests, anyone wearing a mask at a protest should be shot on sight.

I think I'm more into Hutts now... ;o)

You were replying to Jerry, I just cut in like an ****...

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

In response to “I think I'm more into Hutts now... ;o) You...

Lol no I think I was doing the cutting in. It's a good thing we don't dance together

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

Due to the violence from people wearing masks at protests, anyone wearing a mask at a protest should be shot on sight.

Sorry, Dallas, I have to disagree with you on this.

Wearing a Darth Vader mask has nothing to do with the validity of the protest. Nor does it make me a villain. I think it makes me look cool. Masks are not the problem here - it's the people behind them. Jerry might want to take a shot at me and he will probably give me my fourth slug in the same **** shoulder, since it's a bloody bullet magnet, but... Sith lords don't stay still for long.

I am wearing my mask whenever I feel like it. Protesting against the protest here, mate.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 days ago

In response to “Sorry, Dallas, I have to disagree with you on...

Oops sorry I was replying to Jerry not you mr Z. You should always wear your darth Vader helmet when ever out. I usually wear my princess Leila outfit. The hair braids take a lot of work though

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OzSurfer 2 days ago

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