Masha's Comments

What are the general parking rules for tanks in gated communities?

I’d ask whoever runs the base, since those places are pretty gated.

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Masha 7 hrs ago

PROVE you can let politics fall by the wayside! Post a question that has absolutely NOTHING to do with politics!

How’s the weather?

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Masha 7 hrs ago

It's 2 days before payday and you're starving. Where do you find money for a pizza?

I budget.

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Masha 7 hrs ago

Have you ever lost contact with your daffodil?

Nope, they come up in the right conditions. Paperwhites bloom in my backyard every few years, specifically late autumn. The Grand Primo narcissus bloom across the street mid February to late March and smell heavenly, whilst the Dutch Masters, big and yellow, open practically on the first day of spring.

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Masha 12 hrs ago

Have you ever tried converting vegetarians? I've heard, from the big girls, that the first 48 hours are the most difficult ones.

Repeating yourself much, these days? I guess you could be having your period, then...

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ZonkeyBalls 13 hrs ago

In response to “Repeating yourself much, these days? I guess...

If you’re suffering from double posts, or suffering from double posts, you may be going out of season for a week.(hehe)

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Masha 13 hrs ago

Have you ever tried converting vegetarians? I've heard, from the big girls, that the first 48 hours are the most difficult ones.

I don’t convert period.

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Masha 13 hrs ago

If the guy singing "Feel it still" wanted to sound like a girl - why didn't he just get a girl to sing the song?

Maybe he wanted to show his “feminine” side?

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Masha 13 hrs ago

Why are hornets so darn mean?

Family first.

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Masha 18 hrs ago

Should Russia do away with “closed cities?”

Open them all up! For the people who live in them and for the World to see.
Hopefully these nasty nerve agents are destroyed and we can look upon an ever lasting peace!

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Rooster 20 hrs ago

In response to “Open them all up! For the people who live in...

My thoughts exactly! Closed cities and towns are a blight, plain and simple. And because I know their raison d'être all too well (harmful things, what else?), it’s high time they let go of the 1940s and open up to now. Pun intended.

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Masha 19 hrs ago

Quiz! What Southern Animal Are You Like When You're Angry?

Eastern Diamondback))

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Masha 21 hrs ago

What might make your face turn red?

Heat.

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Masha 21 hrs ago

Have you ever been asked to leave an all you can eat buffet because you ate too much food.

I leave when I’m through eating and have paid the bill.

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Masha yesterday

**most of the people on amirite are americans.** Amirite?

Most former SHers are, not sure about everyone on Amirite.

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Masha yesterday

If you can't tell the difference between your and you're.. You probably should talk shit on the internet. Amirite?

Good spelling isn’t an excuse to shit-talk either. Then again, I’ve seen many a troll go on a shit-talking rampage and leave behind a trail of spelling flaws. A moment of pure schadenfreude.(hehe)

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Masha yesterday

**Every 10 seconds there is a child who is trafficked.**

Couldn’t be further from the truth((

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Masha yesterday

Do you believe dogs can recognize human emotions?

Yes! Cats (miss you Bailey!) and horses too.

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Masha yesterday

**Being on Amirite means you like a certain amount of drama in your life.**

Not feeding the drama llamas!(hehe)

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Masha yesterday

Which do you find more irritating - sunburn or bug bites?

I’m defo not heat-adapted. Those little vampires can have their bloody snacks for all I care...

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Masha 2 days ago

What is your favorite post of all time?

People see what they want to I guess, you're a perv like the rest of us, so that's comforting :D

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Sunny_the_skeptic 2 days ago

In response to “People see what they want to I guess, you're...

Exactly! And that’s how it’s gonna stay. Free the eyes!! I told an erotic artist on Instagram who marked “18+” on her images and profile that her page was public.(hehe)

“I’m also against the restriction, but the law requires it.”

Oh, and yeah, the page is public.

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Masha 2 days ago

**How long have you two been together? He looks up and says: I dunno. She says: 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days... //Why is it women can keep track of this - as well as anniversaries and birthdays -**//

It might be the extra hormones a woman has...

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Sukiesnow 2 years ago

In response to “It might be the extra hormones a woman has...

Nothing wrong with being a little extra.;))

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Masha 2 days ago

**How long have you two been together? He looks up and says: I dunno. She says: 4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days... //Why is it women can keep track of this - as well as anniversaries and birthdays -**//

I’d say it’s the (average, obviously) ability to pay attention to detail. Dunno if it’s œstrogen, having another X in place of a Y, the Moon (lol) or anything else in the name of potential motherhood. Could be any of those. I could be wrong.

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Masha 2 days ago

You must believe before you achieve. George Foreman

you must believe...... you're gonna turn your opponent to pomegranate pulp in the fourth round....

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Freeranger 2 years ago

In response to “you must believe...... you're gonna turn your...

Mmm pomegranate pulp!(hehe)

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Masha 2 days ago

You must believe before you achieve. George Foreman

*In yourself first!

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Masha 2 days ago

You discover an ancient civilisation below your house. Thoughts?

THAT IS SO AWESOME!! I'd totally explore and learn about them. Wait you mean living or long gone? If they're alive I'd love to speak to them so long as they don't you know make me their bride or something...unless there's a hot toned long haired warrior type guy with a heart of gold. then me and my bi would gladly party with him. he could even paint our faces....or tie us up and dance around us...mmmm

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TomboyJanet 2 days ago

In response to “THAT IS SO AWESOME!! I'd totally explore and...

Dead or alive in answer to your question.:-)

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Masha 2 days ago

**People were shorter a century ago.**

Many things grew exponentially in the past century.)) Do you happen to be...Sukie?

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Masha 2 days ago

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