Masha's Comments

What's an annual event you do not look forward to?

Filing taxes.

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Masha 12 hrs ago

My country leads the World....

Raspberries (both the fruit and funny epic fails lol) and nuclear warheads. My neighbour to the lower left apparently takes the most contraceptives. My neighbour above my neighbour to the lower left has the most wisents (wild oxen, for starters).

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Masha 22 hrs ago

How many testicles does it take?

An avocado tree full.(hehe)

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Masha yesterday

How many testicles does it take?

Sometimes three!

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Rooster 1 month ago

In response to “Sometimes...

So extra.(hehe)

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Masha yesterday

How many testicles does it take?

The trouble with having big balls

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MistressMom 1 month ago

In response to “The trouble with having big balls...

That squirrel’s nuts, I say.

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Masha yesterday

As someone who lives there, north korea isn't THAT bad guys

Yeah, and I live on Saturn.(hehe)

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Masha 2 days ago

Have you taken any nice pictures lately?

Not lately but last Summer or so.

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Rooster 4 months ago

In response to “Not lately but last Summer or...

That’s a lot of maryjane!;))

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Masha 2 days ago

Have you taken any nice pictures lately?

On a hike at Red Rock Canyon in Las Vegas.

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Masha 2 days ago

Last thing you bought and had to return?

A wireless adapter.

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Masha 4 days ago

Be careful what you wish for... Russian **** A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation. Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action. The man is intrigued. She is nice enough by herself, but her daughter must be amazing. He agrees and they go back to her place. They enter the house and go upstairs. The lady knocks on a bedroom door and gently whispers: "Mom, are you awake?"

Lmao.

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Masha 4 days ago

Name something you'd be embarrassed to find has a hole in it.

My fannypack.

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Masha 4 days ago

Applying Makeup While Driving: Calling On All Females--- Is This A Common Practice?

I don’t like distracted driving period. Applying makeup, shaving, texting, whatever; only texting will throw you a fine if you’re caught.

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Masha 6 days ago

Have you heard of Reiki?

I practise it on myself and others. It’s a gift, not my profession.

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Masha 7 days ago

Florence we hate you, go away. Another major hurricane (Florence) is forming in the Atlantic.. and is heading for the Carolinas and the Eastern seaboard. Prayers are going out to all that are in its path. Are you or anyone you know in its path?

A friend in NC.

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Masha 8 days ago

What do you only own one of?

Life.

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Masha 9 days ago

You all know the can can. Have you ever seen a man can?

Yes, at Russian cultural events. Who needs “Got Talent?”(hehe)

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Masha 10 days ago

The answer is 'ridiculously large'.Whats the question?

How big is the Universe?

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Masha 10 days ago

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! NFL signs with Under Armour and drops Nike.

What a sad and wasteful act...to burn shoes so many people would be grateful for, just out of spite.

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Piper2 13 days ago

In response to “What a sad and wasteful act...to burn shoes...

Yet, Nike have the last laugh, they have their customers’ turned boycotters’ money!

If I had an “I Support Nike” sign in my window, them boycotters better not come by armed with torches. I’ll turn on the hose and put them out.

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Masha 11 days ago

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Because I can. Not that I use mascara much — I’ve never looked that good in makeup.

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Masha 12 days ago

Caption This.....

Look at me, I’m a hooman now!(hehe)

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Masha 14 days ago

Are you a basement dweller?

That’s the last place I want to be lol

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Masha 14 days ago

I don’t think I’ve had a single “Labor Day” off in the last 24 years. Not really complaining. Just find it ironic. Are you working?

No, but I have worked on other legal holidays before.

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Masha 15 days ago

What is your favorite old-skool computer game?

I grew up playing Pac-Man (where I still have a black belt in dying lmao) and derivations thereof, also Freeway, Breakout, Pitfall, Tetris, Galaga, etc. In short, lots.

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Masha 15 days ago

What are some things that you say "Hell No" to?

The “I’M OVER 18, SO THAT MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU” mentality.

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Masha 15 days ago

Have you ever found something very rare?

A like mind.

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Masha 15 days ago

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