What's an annual event you do not look forward to?
My country leads the World....
Raspberries (both the fruit and funny epic fails lol) and nuclear warheads. My neighbour to the lower left apparently takes the most contraceptives. My neighbour above my neighbour to the lower left has the most wisents (wild oxen, for starters).
How many testicles does it take?
An avocado tree full.
The trouble with having big balls
That squirrel’s nuts, I say.
As someone who lives there, north korea isn't THAT bad guys
Yeah, and I live on Saturn.
Have you taken any nice pictures lately?
Not lately but last Summer or so.
That’s a lot of maryjane!;))
On a hike at Red Rock Canyon in Las Vegas.
Last thing you bought and had to return?
A wireless adapter.
Be careful what you wish for... Russian **** A man is at a bar. He sees a good looking woman, but she's a little older. Maybe in her 40s. He goes up to her and starts a conversation. Halfway through she seems interested and asks an interesting question. She asks how he feels about a little mother-daughter action. The man is intrigued. She is nice enough by herself, but her daughter must be amazing. He agrees and they go back to her place. They enter the house and go upstairs. The lady knocks on a bedroom door and gently whispers: "Mom, are you awake?"
Name something you'd be embarrassed to find has a hole in it.
Applying Makeup While Driving: Calling On All Females--- Is This A Common Practice?
I don’t like distracted driving period. Applying makeup, shaving, texting, whatever; only texting will throw you a fine if you’re caught.
Have you heard of Reiki?
I practise it on myself and others. It’s a gift, not my profession.
Florence we hate you, go away. Another major hurricane (Florence) is forming in the Atlantic.. and is heading for the Carolinas and the Eastern seaboard. Prayers are going out to all that are in its path. Are you or anyone you know in its path?
A friend in NC.
What do you only own one of?
You all know the can can. Have you ever seen a man can?
Yes, at Russian cultural events. Who needs “Got Talent?”
The answer is 'ridiculously large'.Whats the question?
How big is the Universe?
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! NFL signs with Under Armour and drops Nike.
What a sad and wasteful act...to burn shoes so many people would be grateful for, just out of spite.
Yet, Nike have the last laugh, they have their customers’ turned boycotters’ money!
If I had an “I Support Nike” sign in my window, them boycotters better not come by armed with torches. I’ll turn on the hose and put them out.
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Because I can. Not that I use mascara much — I’ve never looked that good in makeup.
Look at me, I’m a hooman now!
Are you a basement dweller?
That’s the last place I want to be lol
I don’t think I’ve had a single “Labor Day” off in the last 24 years. Not really complaining. Just find it ironic. Are you working?
No, but I have worked on other legal holidays before.
What is your favorite old-skool computer game?
I grew up playing Pac-Man (where I still have a black belt in dying lmao) and derivations thereof, also Freeway, Breakout, Pitfall, Tetris, Galaga, etc. In short, lots.
What are some things that you say "Hell No" to?
The “I’M OVER 18, SO THAT MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU” mentality.
Have you ever found something very rare?
A like mind.
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