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Changing the Subject? *** A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!" The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'" The robber says, "Don't change the subject!" *** Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/4

A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/4

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Marianne 12 hrs ago

Oversleeping *** The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.” *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/teachersjokes/missedthebusjoke.html

I'm just trying to have fun, God knows this place needs it.

(hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates 4 days ago

In response to “I'm just trying to have fun, God knows this...

Lol - you are very welcome, SynysterGates - remember, a good laugh is nice to share.
Lol. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 13 hrs ago

Has anyone ever seen a lipizzan stallion troupe perform? Pretty amazing. Ive not been in years, but was just thinking about it. Im link challenged, but if you go to youtube with " world famous lipizzaner stallions" you can give it a look.

I certainly do. I read most everything you put up.

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Carla yesterday

In response to “I certainly do. I read most everything you put up.

I am glad that you like my links. (smile)

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Marianne yesterday

Oversleeping *** The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school. They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes – but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home. The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she’d led him around in such a circle. The child explained, “That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It’s the only way I know.” *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/teachersjokes/missedthebusjoke.html

Awww, that's adorable, lol

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PartyOfOne 2 days ago

In response to “Awww, that's adorable, lol

Lol, thank you, PartyOfOne.
(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne yesterday

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Ha Ha!

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Will_Janitor 2 days ago

In response to “Ha Ha!

Lol, good morning, Will.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne yesterday

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Well, he told the truth ... sadly. (hehe)

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JanHaskell 2 days ago

In response to “Well, he told the truth ... sadly. (hehe)

Lol, hello Jan, how good to see you.
Oh yes, it is a sad evidence. (sad) (hmm) (hehe) (hehe)

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Marianne yesterday

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Brilliant...(hug)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)(maniac)(maniac)

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JD 2 days ago

In response to “Brilliant...(hug)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)(maniac)(man...

Lol, thank you, JD.
(smile)(y)(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne yesterday

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

In response to “lol https://m.popkey.co/b0d434/jWxEj.gif

Lol, Starz, thank you for applauding.
(clap)(hehe)(hehe)(smile)

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Curley for Starzabove's answer! (hehe)

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Rooster 2 days ago

In response to “Curley for Starzabove's answer! (hehe)

Lol, Rooster, that looks like a big giggle. (hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Has anyone ever seen a lipizzan stallion troupe perform? Pretty amazing. Ive not been in years, but was just thinking about it. Im link challenged, but if you go to youtube with " world famous lipizzaner stallions" you can give it a look.

There are. Proven by that very long list!

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “There are. Proven by that very long list!

I hope that you like looking into all these links.

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Hey!

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Rooster 2 days ago

In response to “Hey!...

Lol, Rooster, are you really referring to Mr. Bean? Or is it Curley?

But wait a minute, check Rowan Atkinson's performance in Maigret: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...016_TV_series)

That would be more likely, but in a nicer way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Maigret

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Marianne 2 days ago

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

(hehe)(hehe)

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DandyDon 2 days ago

In response to “(hehe)(hehe)

(y)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

You are so correct

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “You are so correct

Thank you, Carla.
(smile)

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

lol Sounds like what a man would do. lol

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StarzAbove 2 days ago

In response to “lol Sounds like what a man would do. lol

Lol, Starz, just remember Mr. Bean and his poor girlfriend!

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Ha! Another good one! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster 2 days ago

In response to “Ha! Another good one! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

Lol, thank you, Rooster.
(hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

Hahaha. Dream big. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 2 days ago

In response to “Hahaha. Dream big. (hehe)

Lol, indeed, SynysterGates - that reminds me of Mr. Bean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqAp82AqdIQ

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Marianne 2 days ago

Has anyone ever seen a lipizzan stallion troupe perform? Pretty amazing. Ive not been in years, but was just thinking about it. Im link challenged, but if you go to youtube with " world famous lipizzaner stallions" you can give it a look.

I was raised with tennessee walking horses. My sister still breeds and trains them.i have to say that ive riden many different breeds, but walkers remain my favorite.

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “I was raised with tennessee walking horses...

Oh, I can imagine that, they look great.
And there are so many remarkable horse breeds all over the world.

You might like to have a closer look:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_horse_breeds

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Marianne 2 days ago

A Bad Dream? *** Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?' 'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly. At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'. *** Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/christmas/funny_new_year_stories.htm

A Bad Dream?

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package.

Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

Link: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor...ar_stories.htm

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Marianne 2 days ago

What's on your mind??

I dont know where you find these old posts:]
Yes this time of year the weather is often one of my main thoughts.

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Carla 3 days ago

In response to “I dont know where you find these old...

That is some kind of hasard, lol.

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Marianne 2 days ago

Has anyone ever seen a lipizzan stallion troupe perform? Pretty amazing. Ive not been in years, but was just thinking about it. Im link challenged, but if you go to youtube with " world famous lipizzaner stallions" you can give it a look.

Yes...they are quite special.
One of my nephews horses is half lippizzan half andalusian. He is a sweet and easy animal:)

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Carla 3 days ago

In response to “Yes...they are quite special. One of my...

Oh yes, Carla, horses are very special, and there are many amazing breeds.
(smile)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

:)

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “:)

Lol, Carla, yes, we can't always find the words. (hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

In response to “(hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

Lol, good morning, Rooster, that was a good laugh. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Newlyweds - and Physics ? *** A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with physics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..." *** Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/schooljokes/physicsjokes.html

In response to “https://media.giphy.com/media/CoDp6NnSmItoY/200...

Nice to enjoy your giggle, SynysterGate. (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

On January 18th, 2016 we lost a band member of the Eagles ... Post some Eagles songs in memory of Glenn Frey.

That is sad news. R.I.P.

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Marianne 3 days ago

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