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The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

I'll tell you...take a break from iSolved...and stick to Amirite. (smile)

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Sukiesnow 13 hrs ago

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Lol - actually, I am neglecting everybody.

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Marianne 1 hr ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

I know it was just a story but it felt hurtful.

Are you still doing Acros, Marianne?

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Sukiesnow 14 hrs ago

In response to “I know it was just a story but it felt...

Sorry, Sukiesnow, I have been neglecting a lot lately, as there was too much to do. I will come back, as soon as things are less "troubled".

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Marianne 13 hrs ago

DeKalb County police officer repeatedly beating a defenseless homeless woman - in my mind, the officer's behavior was subhuman - what do you think?

I am afraid that we see increasingly police, soldiers and other representatives of authorities overreacting or abusing, in a climate of violence, hate, fear, speed and extreme performance demands, where weaker, poorer, naive, disbled or somewhat different people, are still widely considered as a threat or as the ideal scapegoats.
And violence toward children and women is still considered by too many as normal or as unimportant "failures" - as a consequence, also police forces tend to follow such ideas.

There is no excuse for police violence, but there is also a problem with the whole system - with governments, organisations, justice, leaders, economy, health control, education and further training, values, superstitions, political influences and beliefs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P..._United_States

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Marianne 13 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

hahaha

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StarzAbove yesterday

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Lol - (hehe)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

I hope the chickens and ducks weren't hurt.

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Sukiesnow yesterday

In response to “I hope the chickens and ducks weren't hurt.

Thank you, Sukiesnow. (hehe)
That is what I hope too ...
(smile)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

I guess we know what he was going after when he took off with cactus. Pricks

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JustJimColo yesterday

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

Ha!:)

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Carla yesterday

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Lol - (hehe)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

Funny! (redface)(hehe)

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JanHaskell yesterday

In response to “Funny! (redface)(hehe)

Thank you, Jan. (hehe)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

Cute.

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Budwick yesterday

In response to “Cute.

Thank you, Budwick. (hehe)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

Have I heard this before somewhere? LOL
(biggrin) (hehe)

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Rooster yesterday

In response to “Have I heard this before somewhere?...

There are several similar stories - lol.
But this one is about a boy and a farmer ...
Thank you, Rooster - lol. (hehe)

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

Ha Ha Ha!! Good one Marianne!!

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Will_Janitor yesterday

In response to “Ha Ha Ha!! Good one Marianne!!

Lol - thank you, Will.

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

NEW THREAD: Rhyming Words in Alphabetical Order Can you find a rhyme to a given word? Try and then propose a word of your choice to the next player, starting with the letter following (alphabetically) that of the given word. Your rhyme to the given word can start with any alphabetical letter. Examples: 1) Starting with A: Arrival (rhyming with Survival, or Archival); 2) Continuing with B (given word for the following user): Beach (rhyming with Teach, or Peach, Reach, etc. 3) Continuing with C (given word for the following user): Cheer (rhyming with Sheer, etc.) ... Thank you for up-voting and/or up-loving the previous user(s). *Old thread link below in explanation*

Hegemon (only near rhymes)

Munch - M

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Marianne 15 hrs ago

The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house

The Farmer and the Kid

A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire.

The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.

The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow."

"Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." ***

Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occu..._at_farm_house

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Marianne yesterday

Can you come up with a sentence with the word **"romp"** in it...

Can you come up with a sentence with the word **"romp"** in it...

When crowds are bowing to vain pomp,
backed by musicians, drums and whomp,
spectators watch, wisecrack or chomp;
bored youngsters whistle, jeer or romp,
while marching workers mark their clomp.

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Marianne 3 days ago

There's nothing quite as disturbing as Young Children who Kill *Shudder*

Yes, we heard it in the news by then, and all of us were shocked.

Sadly enough, there were other cases:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news...ed-nation.html

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Marianne 7 days ago

“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” ~Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness~

This quote reminds us also that the "journey", the path, the learning process, or the different phases of evolution are all important.
Somehow, we should not worry too much about the future, but about the present day:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/...e_evil_thereof

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Marianne 9 days ago

Dreams & Precognitive Dreams.Sometime's you just can't tell the difference,it's just an agonizing waiting game.Have you ever had Dreams that foretold the Future?

I had lots of dreams, and, sometimes, a feeling of "déjà vu".

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Marianne 9 days ago

Typo's. we all make them at times either out in forum or in PM , all it takes is a slip of the Finger and *whoops*. Are you the type of laid back individual who just accepts you've made a mistake or a Worrier ?

Do you have any proof about being able to read?

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ZonkeyBalls 10 days ago

In response to “Do you have any proof about being able to read?

Lol - a funny pun ...
I'll have to remember a new definition for "proofreading" - lol.
(biggrin)

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Marianne 10 days ago

Typo's. we all make them at times either out in forum or in PM , all it takes is a slip of the Finger and *whoops*. Are you the type of laid back individual who just accepts you've made a mistake or a Worrier ?

Typing errors can lead to misunderstandings - lol, and I don't feel easy about them. I do, as much as possible, proofreading, check and correct typing errors, as much as possible.

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Marianne 10 days ago

Your mind or your heart? Which controls you?

As much as possible my mind, but the heart and the emotions can, sometimes, be louder.

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Marianne 11 days ago

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"

Lol...Thanks for sharing.

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azlotto 12 days ago

In response to “Lol...Thanks for sharing.

ou're welcome, Azlotto - (hehe)

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Marianne 11 days ago

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"

Hilarious! (hehe)(clap)

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JanHaskell 12 days ago

In response to “Hilarious! (hehe)(clap)

Lol - thank you, Jan (hehe)

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Marianne 11 days ago

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"

Ha ha...

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Sukiesnow 12 days ago

In response to “Ha ha...

(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 11 days ago

An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, "Son, go get your mother!"

Leave it to Marianne! (biggrin)(jolly)

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Rooster 12 days ago

In response to “Leave it to Marianne! (biggrin)(jolly)

Lol - (hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 11 days ago

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