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Brass Antiques *** A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?" *** Link: from Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

Yep! (mischief) (hehe)

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JanHaskell yesterday

In response to “Yep! (mischief)...

Lol, Jan, maybe that there are some honest ones. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 17 hrs ago

Brass Antiques *** A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?" *** Link: from Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

Hahaha.

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Carla yesterday

In response to “Hahaha.

Lol, thank you, Carla. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 17 hrs ago

Brass Antiques *** A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?" *** Link: from Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

In response to “(hehe)(clap)(clap)

Lol - thank you, Starz. (hehe)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 17 hrs ago

Brass Antiques *** A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?" *** Link: from Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

Ha! (hehe) (hehe) (hehe)

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Rooster yesterday

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Lol, thank you, Rooster - (hehe)(hehe)(hehe).

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Marianne 17 hrs ago

The rules for creating a password can be ridiculous.. see the first comment for the joke.

Oops - err - lol; that reminds me of my own struggles.

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Marianne 17 hrs ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Brass Antiques *** A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat. He ask the owner how much. He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again." The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him. He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous. Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below. The man drives back to the antique shop. The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!" The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?" *** Link: from Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

A man is browsing an antique shop when he sees a striking brass rat.

He ask the owner how much.

He says, "$100, but you can't return it! It's been returned twice and I don't want to see it again."

The man pays the money and walks to his car. He sees a rat scurry under his foot. As he drives along, he notices a few more rats scurrying along behind his car. As he continues, he looks in his rear-view mirror and sees more and more rats following after him.
He floors it and the rats begin to catch up, getting more and more numerous.

Finally, he drives over a bridge and throws the brass rat over the side, watching as the army of rats follow the statue into the churning river below.

The man drives back to the antique shop.
The owner sees him enter and says, "I told you, no returns on that brass rat!"

The man says to the owner, "No, no, I don't want to return it. I was just wondering if you had a brass lawyer?"

Link: from ~ Nick O, http://jokes4all.net/army-jokes?p=3

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Marianne yesterday

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmk-Is8OVBo

Lol - they ought to watch their language.
(ono)(smirk)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne yesterday

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Oh, no, mr hands, dont make me better!
I might have to go back to work!
Ha!

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Carla 2 days ago

In response to “Oh, no, mr hands, dont make me better! I...

Lol, Carla, you seem to need a good break. (smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Happy **** lol (hehe)

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DandyDon 3 days ago

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Lol - a happy leisure time for someone.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 2 days ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

LOL ... wouldn't want to mess up a good thing! (hehe)

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JanHaskell 3 days ago

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Lol, Jan, they say (Henri Savador) that work is good for health, but doing nothing helps to stay healthy - lol (hehe).

Sarcastic Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiOFH5XeKD4
Lyrics with translation (word by word)
https://www.facebook.com/thefre...92248117517304

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Marianne 2 days ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

In response to “https://media.giphy.com/media/KZd3dUUY5hTEI/gip...

Lol, SynysterGates - (hehe)(hehe).

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Marianne 2 days ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Lol, hello Rooster - lol.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Want to be healed? *** Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension." *** Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

Want to be healed?

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

"Of course," the angel said, and when he touched the man's back, the man felt relief for the first time in years.

The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight.

The angel smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."

Link: http://www.ahajokes.com/hunt003.html

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Marianne 3 days ago

What is the funniest story (book, movie, etc.) you've ever read or watched?

I haven't watched any of these movies. Thank you for the recommendation. (smile)

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primeiro 3 days ago

In response to “I haven't watched any of these movies. Thank...

You're very welcome, Primeiro.
(smile)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Do you often interact with foreigners in your everyday life?

:) Thank you for joining.

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primeiro 3 days ago

In response to “:) Thank you for joining.

You're very welcome, Primeiro. (smile)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Belated wishes always welcome.....We hope you have a great Birthday Blind Mist and that all your Birthday wishes come true ;)

Awwww, thank you everyone! I'm touched. (hug)

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BlindMist 17 days ago

In response to “Awwww, thank you everyone! I'm touched. (hug)

You're very welcome, BlindMist. (smile)(smile)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Belated wishes always welcome.....We hope you have a great Birthday Blind Mist and that all your Birthday wishes come true ;)

In response to “http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/...

You're very welcome, Serenity. (smile)(l)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Typo's. we all make them at times either out in forum or in PM , all it takes is a slip of the Finger and *whoops*. Are you the type of laid back individual who just accepts you've made a mistake or a Worrier ?

Never knew that..hehe

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JD 4 days ago

In response to “Never knew that..hehe

Lol, I am not sure if my sentence is correct (I am not fluent in Portuguese, but Primero can help).

Primeiro is the expert.
(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 3 days ago

Typo's. we all make them at times either out in forum or in PM , all it takes is a slip of the Finger and *whoops*. Are you the type of laid back individual who just accepts you've made a mistake or a Worrier ?

Onde e qui as persoas vio....

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JD 5 days ago

In response to “Onde e qui as persoas vio....

Naõ sou fluente em Portugues, mas Primero pode ajudar.
(smile)

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Marianne 5 days ago

I like to live dangerously and not use spell checker because I don't want to appear week🙄

(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

Thank ya for sharing. I had never heard that one before

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Lil_Princess 5 days ago

In response to “(smile)(hehe)(hehe) Thank ya for sharing. I...

You're very welcome, Lil_Princess.
(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 days ago

Can you think of a tune that references a hill or mountain? If so, please share.

Nice vid...Thank you.

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azlotto 6 days ago

In response to “Nice vid...Thank you.

You're very welcome, Azlotto.
(smile)

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Marianne 5 days ago

Typo's. we all make them at times either out in forum or in PM , all it takes is a slip of the Finger and *whoops*. Are you the type of laid back individual who just accepts you've made a mistake or a Worrier ?

Je ne comprende pas

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JD 6 days ago

Well after using a pair for scissors, a Ginsu knife, a small gun, and light saber...I finally got to the cookies in the "Easy to Open" package🙄

(hehe)(hehe)

Oh thank ya for sharing. That was funny and true.

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Lil_Princess 5 days ago

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) Oh thank ya for sharing. That...

Lol, Lil_Princess, you're very welcome.
I know how it is like to fight with too complicated packages.
(smile)(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 5 days ago

Smart Dog *** A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?" The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then said, "Anything else?" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops. The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there." The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key." *** Link: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Package#ixzz4y7SKIS7V

Lol, Rooster - your lol's are inspiring.
(hehe)(hehe)

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Marianne 6 days ago

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