I often wonder every time a squirrel dashes in front of a car if it isn't some sort of gang initiation among squirrels 🙄
I'm always dodging them around here.
They sure are brave little suckers around here
It is kinda awkward when I am checking out my hair in the car's window reflection and the people sitting inside it think I am staring at them🙄
She looks like some people I work with
No horror movie is as scary as touching your pocket and realizing your cell phone isn't there.🙄
I have a worse one, you're at the grocery store, on the checkout line and your stuff is on the black treadmill thing and you're waiting for your turn. You look for your wallet but you can't find it BAM! O_O and you know the awkward situation that awaits you, trying to explain to the cashier that you forgot it and apologize, not to mention the queue of angry people behind you cursing in their minds that you're holding it up.
Luckily that hasn't happened to me but there were times that I couldnt find my wallet for a second.
I actually had that happen once. Thankfully I lived right near the store and got to run home and get it.
I have noticed that my doctor writes my bill more legible than he does my prescriptions🙄.
I'm honestly confused how does a pharmacist manage to decode the scribbles on the recipe
🤔 The majority of Americans seem to have the attention span of a gnat when it comes to news. Why is that? 🤔
Actually I have the attention span of Dory from Finding Nemo
I just have better things to do to get wrapped up in something that is gonna stress me out and I can't do nothing about it.
For the first time in 24 years, I am enjoying life and I am gonna keep doing it.
🛁 Summer is here: Do you enjoy ice baths? Oh and while we are at it, how many Wendy's Frosties do I need to buy to fill a bath-tub? 🛁
I was trying to think of some summer-time fun using the bath-tub for a party I am having but I can't see myself going through the Wendy's drive-thru and ordering 450 frosties. lol.
If we lived closer, I would be more than happy to ask for ya ...wouldn't be be first time I asked for something crazy like that in the drive thru
Jello or pudding but getting a 100 plus boxes of either ones makes people give strange looks.
Damn 450? That is a lot of frosties!
That is 450 of the large ones if you have a 40 gallon tub because they are around 20 ounces I think. Been forever since I had one.
Not a ice bath but it is pretty darn cold...It takes 450 to fill a bathtub or so I have heard
🍃 Do you ever look back at your life and think wow I'm seriously impressed that I'm still alive? 🍃
Yes I am actually very thankful that I am. I used to take risks like racing legally and illegally. I drunk 7 days a week and popped pills. Pill popping did cause a very mild heart attack. Battles with severe depression.
Today, I am not that person and I know I am meant to be here even if I don't understand why.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in public?
Cool story Cinnamon Chest.
One day I took one of these quiz things on FB and it said the perfect nickname for me was "Cherry Lips"...
Popping a cold one out of the fridge after a hot summer day is one of the best feelings there is, amirite?
Yes...a nice bottle of sweet tea is great on a summer day.
Who else is impressed with all the changes that have been made to the site in the last 6 months?
Now I have that song stuck in my head
Wait...there were changes
If being a klutz was an Olympic sport...I would so be on a box of Wheaties🙄
LOL, just one foot appears on the box and a flying shoe.
That is all i need
You should be thankful, that he didn't call you "Replacement Hips"...
Pretty sure the list is shorter on what weird things I haven't ever done in public.
Ok so one time I was at a flea market with my best friend where were looking at this one booth that had everything I was kinda looking for but no prices. So every time I found something I would ask the guy running the both how much...well he kept calling me "Sugar Lips"...It was "Well Sugar Lips this and that"....well I kinda lost my patience with it and finally grabbed him by the shirt collar and planted a big fat kiss on him and said "Does that taste like sugar...nope then stop calling me that"...Btw...I got the five items I wanted and never had to pay a dime...I think he was in shock
How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
Jefferson and I met on a Friday afternoon 25 years ago. He was visiting his cousin and Nana for the weekend and I was walking home from school when I got attacked by a neighborhood bully. At first I didn't want to be friends even though I appreciated him coming to my rescue. It was after his 3rd weekend of visiting we became the best of friends. He is who gave me the nickname Princess cause I always needed rescuing
I personally think "klutz" should be an official olympic sport. It would be a lot more entertaining than some of the categories we have now.
I am all for it
I couldn't wait to tell ya I just found love...it is on page 375 in the dictionary I am using🙄
I'm starting to think ignorance truly is bliss because a lot of stupid people seem awfully happy....
Sometimes I think people pretend for whatever reason it may be.
I know what it is like.
I could see me doing that
🐕 When it is really hot do you have to stare into a fan with the same expression dogs have when they stick their head out of car windows. //amirite/// 🐕
My house is like that. I go outside to cool off.
I can't wait to move. I won't know how to act with real AC
Do you make your bed in the morning?
No.. I'm in a huge rush in the mornings
Ain't gonna lie....I sure do
My A.C. has been acting up again. There are days were outside feels a 100 times cooler
✌️ The city is for surviving. The country is for living...or is it the other way around? ✌️
One thing I have noticed....
Busy city people - stressed.
Busy country people - busy but still usually relaxed.
Yes i have noticed that too. For some the things that keep one busy bring the greatest joys.
I would love to live in the country.Till then, I just brought my country ways to the city.
Well in my opinion country life is for living & when push comes to shove we know how to survive if need be.
That moment when you get stuck in the middle playing damage control and find out just how horrible of a negotiator you are.
LilPrinces, why not just leave them to their own problems? I can sense you are a very caring person, but hey people need to let others deal with themselves. Good luck to you!
I tried that the last couple of weeks & I ended up feeling like the bad person
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