Do you play with toys?
Yes, **** toys
**In a same **** marriage...is it impolite to ask who is the bride...?**
No, but here's the thing. If they are gay, why is one of them a bride? isn't that a clue that one should be female?
You have almost totally forgotten someone in your past you were once in love with... //amirite//?
Until they died, and then I was sad that I hadn't thought of them in years and now they knew it.
What's one thing you'd like people to know about you after your death?
That I loved them deeply.If they were breathing, I loved them very much.
If you were reborn as a fish, what fish would you like to be?
Have you ever ridden a Segway scooter?
Which is filthy? Words and deeds of the dishonest, vicious designs of the corrupt OR the outwardly indecent language of the innocent commonalty
Quiz: Are You Psychotic? You're literally out of your mind?!
How do I go to the quiz?
You are sick and tired of The Beatles because...
I hate the Beatles
When I was little kid, I use to listen to music my sisters played. To this day, I still like this band ... Players ... Baby Come back...Great guitar solo at the end... Post of 70's songs you still listen today.
70s songs make me want to hang myself
Who's your best friend?
What can you never have too much of?
Time with my kids.
"Unless you could hate me, I could never respect you... I trust your judgement that much."
Without hate, one can never truly know love
Poverty is the mother of all crime. Eliminate poverty and you will reduce crime. If we could remove the concept of private ownership then all crime would vanish.
Heroin is the mother of all crime. Eliminate opiates and watch the crime vanish.
BEWARE: I just received a telephone call saying it was the IRS and I was being audited. Told me if I didn't call a certain number right away, I would be arrested and jailed. lol lol If I'm absent for a few day you'll know where I am. lol lol
It's a scam. The IRS calls NO ONE
😈 Is it really possible to love someone to death? If yes, how long does that usually take, and should I wear gloves? 😈
Yes and a ball gag
Are there certain people you could never feel sympathy for?
People going to the electric chair for raping and murdering little children. ( If proven guilty through DNA)
🌹What incident changed your personality? 🌹
When fast pitch softball became an Olympic sport, I got a call to try out for the team being one of the top 5 pitchers in the Western Region.....and I was 6 months pregnant and had to graciously decline.
"If someone, even a friend, uses an ugly word referring to another's race or religion, let's make it clear we won't put up with it. There is no place for them in a democratic and free America."
It's not racist if it's true...
What's the best feeling in the world?
When your newborn baby squeezes your finger and looks into your eyes for the first time. It's so beautiful and pure it's like meeting God.
Have you ever gotten or won something out of pure luck? What's your random luck story?
Won $10,000 at the casino off a $5 bet
Is happiness only real when shared?
No, it can be personal
They say that Devil is in the details. I think Devil is in YouTube.
An apology should be excuse free.
Apologies can come with reasons...they are easier to accept if you know why.
I hate to disappoint y'all but I don't think movies use real dinosaurs🙄
That hurts me...
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