No group has individuals that are in complete agreement with everything. Each person has their own values and thoughts despite belonging to groups. That is why it's fruitless to think you understand a group based on a percentage of individuals you simply know of. Amirite?
Precisely why we shouldn't let anyone into the country we don't don't 'know'.
What do you think about letting service dogs in restaurants?
I prefer they not come in....I'm not a dog lover, and I'm afraid of dogs.
And this applies to service dogs as well?
When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Ahhh, no. I don't want to spoil the mood.
The livid woman should get a life.
I think the restaurant handled things as well as possible. Offered a nice apology for the incident and sponsoring a service animal event to help ****-wipes like the livid woman understand the importance of service animals.
The republicans are more upset about Trump making a deal with democrats than about any of the disgusting racists/sexist vomit he has been spewing for the last year. How freaking sad.
Yes, slow learner, it had been passed by the House.
So, ... you lied!
Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank - proving once and for all that: you can't have your kayak and heat it, too......
Blewynanifail - Definitely open with that one.
You're gonna kill!
You have many sterling qualities, it's true. But what about you needs improving?
Hmm, that's a good one!
I can't think of a damned thing!
Right wing logic
Where are the statues, proudly displayed, of people who committed treason against the u.s. in other wars?
The House passed it, Budwick. not the Senate.
So, ... it wasn't passed as you said it was earlier.
Are Duck Lip Selfies Still In?
Hey Mr B, I was just watching some old rock video clips from my favourite bands and they made me think of this post. I had always wondered where the duck face thing had originated from, and I'm thinking the 70's... look...
Jimmy Page - Led Zeppelin...
See, my mom always told me playing stairway to heaven backwards would cause deformities... maybe she was on to something
And look.. Anne Wilson - Heart
... and incredibly awesome Heart Guitarist - Roger Fisher...
You may have something there Oz! Great research?
At what age is it considered rude to call someone a "boy" instead of a "man"
Unfortunately it has become more of a political and racial question thanks to political correctness. The word 'boy' is not offensive otherwise.
BEWARE: I just received a telephone call saying it was the IRS and I was being audited. Told me if I didn't call a certain number right away, I would be arrested and jailed. lol lol If I'm absent for a few day you'll know where I am. lol lol
They are priceless when they sound like Osama Bin Laden and call themselves "Dave".
Do you know, that we actually have our own version of baseball here in Finland? It's - I am not flying to you - our national game. It's called Pesäpallo, which is a straight translation of Baseball. The funny thing about the game is, that the basic idea was giving the kids an idea of throwing a hand grenade. :D :D :D
"The father of the game, Tahko Pihkala, saw baseball being played in the United States of America and thought we should be having a version of our own, but something that was more challenging and interesting!" :D :D :D :D
Running the bases criss cross like that of course looks odd to a baseball fan.
Just wondering - are players required to slide home on their stomach? Every player I saw coming home did that - just wondering.
Did you know that beloved TV weather icon Al Roker does not have a degree in meteorology?
All you need is a pretty face, big ****, or a gimmick. $$Ka-CHING$$
Roker had all three - before he lost all that weight!
THIS is **** weird. We had a very cold summer over here in Finland. Now, we are about to get +20-25 degrees C in late September!! For those of us with F scale, we are about to score as high as 70-77 F!!
Seasons a different every year. Last day of summer in Cleveland, it'll be 80 degrees today. In some years past there may have been snow. Just take it as it comes!
Good use of tax dollars?
****-Sniffing Dog Helped Bring Down Subway Star Jared Fogle
Just sayin', there may well be another side to this story.
You know, in Cleveland anyway, they will NOT use dogs to sniff out drugs at the post office. They're afraid the dogs might be harmed by the drugs.
The Farmer and the Kid *** A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that wire?" "Well," the kid drawls, "this here ain't just any ol' wire, this here's chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" "You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, he's got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire. *** The farmer's sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. "Hey kid!" the farmer yells, "where ya goin' with that tape?" "Well, this here ain't just any ol' tape," says the kid, "this here's duck tape. I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!" "You can't catch ducks with duck tape!" says the farmer. "Sure I can!" the kid says, and takes off down the road. The kid comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer can't believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape. *** The next day the farmer's sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. "Hey kid!" the farmer says, "where ya goin' with that stick?" "Well, this here ain't just any old stick," says the kid, "this here's pussy willow." *** "Hang on," yells the farmer, "I'll get my hat." *** Link: http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/farmer1.html#jew_hindu_and_lawyer_at_farm_house
That's interesting. American Meteorological Association accreditation is required for weathermen to appear on TV. No accreditation - No TV gig.
Oh, by the way, you are required to publicly subscribe to the AMA version of climate change to receive accreditation.
So, apparently you don't necessarily have to me a meteorologist to be a weatherman, just a sell out!
Is that Pink Floyd playin over the lake? naaa, just an awesome lighting show
Whoa! Memories of my youth! They always presented a tremendous light show and the music - Wow!
Can you put a cat inside a box?
I used to play with the cat. I put my hand in one end of the box and tapped the inside of the lid on the other side. The sound and movement put him immediately into curious stalking mode. Kept me him entertained for hours!
I did a quick search and found this video. I believe the narrator is speaking Finnish, but there's a section that visually explains the game. Interesting differences.
It's a bad idea to take a first date to a funeral... //amirite?//
I think Miss Manners says third date minimum.
One day I decided to stop rooting for my favorite teams and sportspeople. I no longer watch the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Blue Jays. No longer root for the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. No longer care about the Minnesota Vikings. I care not if Mo Farah wins another foot race or if LeBron James scores a triple double... and I feel free. Try not following or caring or rooting for whatever or whoever you currently - mindlessly - root for. You, too, will be free. Amirite?
I agree that most "star" football players become prima donnas ONLY because their coaches ALLOW them to be full of themselves being that team's "star" player(funny/ironic how those prima donnas usually have short careers in the NFL)...however the Pat's are different BECAUSE Belichick has NO TOLERANCE for prima donna types on his team no matter how gifted they are at playing football. Tom Brady being a 5 time Super Bowl champion under Belichick is still just as driven/motivated and humble being the GOAT, where he still plays every game as if he's being scouted to play football in the NFL or it's the SUPERBOWL, and I attribute that to Belichick's style of coaching and not allowing "star" players to become full of themselves/prima donnas while playing on a TEAM.
That would make a difference!
I'm in Cleveland where the nuts are running the asylum.
You never know.
Actually, I often know.
I don't think it's about parties in this case.
I believe it's his character, that catches most of the attention.
And, I get that! He's not a typical politician. That speech at the UN yesterday is a good example. There was a lot of butt puckering going on in that room. But, what he said was long over due.
I think a lot of the problem many have with Trump is his style. Style - you before all others can appreciate that! There ain't no one styling like Zonk! But, no one calls you a racist, bigot, white-supremacist, homophobe. What's up with that? I'll tell you what - he threatens the status quo. He want's to pull back the curtain on Oz. And it makes 'em sweat.
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