Full Name
Smar Taz

About me.
Used burro salesman.

My life and ambitions.
Don't pee my pants.

A brief history of my life.
I was gainfully employed at one time.

The things I could never live without.

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
Whatever I can catch.

The coolest places I've visited.
Warther Museum, Ohio, back when Mr. Warther still personally greeted visitors.

In my free time I like to...
Read email.

Favourite Quotes
My sexual orientation is "horizontal".

Relationship Status: Divorced

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Education: College Graduate

Career Industry: IT

Religious Views: Christian

Political Views: Apathetic

Ethnicity: White/Caucasian