About me.
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My life and ambitions.
I am a young African-American woman from the deep South trying to make it in the Big Apple, but I have one problem...

...I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

Hold the Cream coming to Thursday nights this fall on TBS!

A brief history of my life.
I was a single gynecologist who wanted nothing more than a child to raise as a single dad, but when you want something enough, life has a funny way of satisfying the need.

Don't miss Bun in the Dutch Oven, based on the life of Nickelback's Chad Kroeger, this Spring on CBS!

The things I could never live without.
I used to think that I couldn't live without my wife, but that was before I found out aboot HER OTHER HUSBAND!

Check out First Lady, Second Man Thursday nights right after The Office on NBC!

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.
When I told the genie that the '80s were the best years of my life, this wasn't what I had in mind!

Watch 18th 80s, part of Animation Domination on FOX!

The coolest places I've visited.
I thought my mother was murdered, but on my 21st birthday, I'm uncovering more aboot my family than I ever could have imagined.

Ice Pact, from the creators of House, Wednesdays Nights on ABC

In my free time I like to...
Eight competitors. Two bathroom stalls. One grandprize of $250,000.

From Executive Producers Ashton Kutcher and Ryan Seacrest, Free Ride: One Dump to Rule Them All... Wednesdays on MTV.

Favourite Quotes
"Kiss my grits."
- a thing

You should send me a message if you..
enjoyed these pitches. Also dump means ****.

Relationship Status: Widowed

Sexual Orientation: Not Sure

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Education: In College

Career Industry: Student

Religious Views: Muslim

Political Views: Liberal

Ethnicity: Middle Eastern