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I've already spoken to the person I want to get to know most...we have been married forever...

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JD 21 days ago

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Have you now... How about Uma Thurman, you will knock her feet off, before mounting her, hard from behind, with her hands trembling as she receives countless orgasms. Unless she knocks you out first? That happened to me once.

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ZonkeyBalls 21 days ago

In response to “Have you now... How about Uma Thurman, you...

Probably kill me....

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JD 20 days ago

In response to “Probably kill me....

She will kill me in a half of a second with her laser eyes. At least I will be properly cooked.

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ZonkeyBalls 20 days ago

If I were stuck in a room, it doesn't matter with who, I would be trying to find a way to get out, and asking whoever was with me to help. After we're out, then I would probably go on my merry way. I'm not the type of person to start conversations with people I don't know, even if I have an interest to get to know them.

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Sofia 21 days ago

In response to “If I were stuck in a room, it doesn't matter...

"Hello! I'm Marko. Isn't this a jolly adventure, that we have been joined together? Now, would you mind and try pushing that panel overhead of us really hard, as I lift you... Ok, here we go! Whoa, nice ****, looks a lot like Portuguese to me! Wait, where are you going? Don't leave me here!"

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ZonkeyBalls 21 days ago

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Sofia - I agree with you on this one, plus I can't think of anyone I really want to meet right now

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 20 days ago

In response to “Sofia - I agree with you on this one, plus I...

Not even me? Well, if I'm not getting out of this room, neither are you, dear.

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ZonkeyBalls 20 days ago

I wouldn't have a problem with starting a conversation, especially about escaping that would be the top priority.... getting out of that room.

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StarzAbove 21 days ago

"Meat whacking hammer tossing dwarf memminz, how in the gosh darn **** did you score a three?"

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AliceD 20 days ago

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Why stop at one? Make a bed with it.

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Sofia 10 days ago

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