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I usually try to visit my ex wife and fix anything or clean the pool for her about once a week. We're friends now and I like it that way.
Launder my work shirts
Mow the lawn
Laundry, grocery shop, clean my house, visit with my kids, eat out.
Go out to dinner every Friday; shop for groceries every Saturday.
Wake up on a Monday morning. :p
wash my hair - I have no oil in my body so once a week is all I need unless I have been to a mex restaurant then I need to wash out that smell.
Stay in bed for an entire day :D
change my sheets, clean house, mow the lawn, put gas in my car
Wipe the crust off of the squeeze bottle of mustard..
located out my back door
Buy gas for the vehicle...
Is it a helicopter?
Mow my lawn.
Bathe my dogs.
Cook my dog food.
Why would you eat dog food?
Eat pizza for dinner. :P
Trying not to shit my pants every time I have a fart. Also, laundry.
That must be terrible...when laundry exits through there..
My **** is a high-tech Japanese washing machine.
Take it easy on the starch..
It hurts, if I spin more than 800 rpm.
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