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I usually try to visit my ex wife and fix anything or clean the pool for her about once a week. We're friends now and I like it that way.

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Rooster 11 days ago

Grocery shop

Launder my work shirts

Mow the lawn

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VicZinc 11 days ago

Laundry, grocery shop, clean my house, visit with my kids, eat out.

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StarzAbove 11 days ago

Go out to dinner every Friday; shop for groceries every Saturday.

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JanHaskell 11 days ago

Wake up on a Monday morning. :p

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Tanor_Faux 11 days ago

wash my hair - I have no oil in my body so once a week is all I need unless I have been to a mex restaurant then I need to wash out that smell.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 11 days ago

Stay in bed for an entire day :D

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Sofia 11 days ago

change my sheets, clean house, mow the lawn, put gas in my car

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MistressMom 11 days ago

Wipe the crust off of the squeeze bottle of mustard..

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DandyDon 11 days ago

Range time

located out my back door

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Neanderthal_Momdoer 11 days ago

Buy gas for the vehicle...

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Fyrefox 10 days ago

In response to “Buy gas for the vehicle...

Is it a helicopter?

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ZonkeyBalls 10 days ago

Mow my lawn.
Shop.
Bathe my dogs.
Cook my dog food.

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Carla 10 days ago

In response to “Mow my lawn. Shop. Bathe my dogs. Cook my dog...

Why would you eat dog food?

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ZonkeyBalls 10 days ago

In response to “Why would you eat dog food?

Silly man;)

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Carla 9 days ago

Eat pizza for dinner. :P

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primeiro 10 days ago

Trying not to shit my pants every time I have a fart. Also, laundry.

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ZonkeyBalls 10 days ago

In response to “Trying not to shit my pants every time I have...

That must be terrible...when laundry exits through there..

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DandyDon 10 days ago

In response to “That must be terrible...when laundry exits...

My **** is a high-tech Japanese washing machine.

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ZonkeyBalls 9 days ago

In response to “My **** is a high-tech Japanese washing machine.

Take it easy on the starch..

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DandyDon 9 days ago

In response to “Take it easy on the starch..

It hurts, if I spin more than 800 rpm.

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ZonkeyBalls 6 days ago

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