I think we have a bumper crop this year. I went to weed the tomatoes and I think I lost a quart of blood. Ha!
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I was hoping to buy a car with a pussy magnet.
What I got was a pair of sneakers with mosquito magnets. They are bigger on this side of the pond. I was quite intrigued, when I saw the ones in Dallas. They were like one third of the size we have to deal with around here.
Hardly any this year and I'm glad.
What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about them...
JD no biting flies in england?
Very rare...one bite a year...lol
Yo are a lucky guy.
JD only bites flies, when it suits his diet.
It's that water polo team from the Eastern part of Sahara.
Like everything else in Texas... big
If those are big, then I guess Finland is the worst place on Earth.
About the size somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.
Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty crazy stories about mosquitoes up north.
We have a large colony of bats in Austin that helps rid us of mosquitoes here. So I probably shouldn't complain :)
Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the rural areas of Finland during the summertime.
It's going to hurt you much more personally, than just your wallet, trying to find a proper cure for the fifteen cubic feet bulgy extensions of your already weirdly shaped head.
Well that settles it then, I can't afford for this head to get any weirder than it already is!
some got into my bedroom last night awful I couldn't sleep and started feeling itchy all over- that picture is crazy disturbing
I've not seen any this year....but I don't spend much time outside!
Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon as the weather is warm enough for them to come out.
If I went outside right now, it wouldn't take long for the acupuncture to start.
In soviet Russia, you sting the buggers.
we export them to the known free world
I got my **** licked by a Martian psycho toad.
No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile!
Just got back from New England. Just saddle 'em up but the black flies were worse.
Horse flies always seem to think they should have a free ride on my backside. I guess I'm just the regular whipping boy for them.
One day a buddy and I were out for a ride on our motorcycles and we stopped on top of a mountain to have lunch. Horror of horrors, there were horseflies. Oddly though, although they were buzzing around us, they didn't seem to be too interested in biting us. As it turned out, we were attracting blackflies and the horseflies were eating the blackflies. We ate our lunch and got the **** out of there, lol.
Two point one words:
"What the ****?"
Every damn summer.
Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the winter, thanks to necromancers and black voodoo priests. Not to sound racist, though...
Our's are surviving the winters as well, thanks to Global Warming.
Never too bad here. Should be as the river and backwater are close. But...i have bats! I love my bats:)
Where do you find thos stuff?
Nothing we can't handle.
You are surrounded by more fairies than i am:)
They were pretty aggressive earlier, but since the heat wave seem to have been less of a nuisance during the day.
Mosquitoes have always been fond of me. It's been a dry summer in Western NY, but I still notice them.
Not here in Marburg.
In Marburg, sie heben Pokalen,
Und singen mit runden Vokalen:
" 'Sgibt keine Moskitos,
Jedoch gibt's Burritos
In mehreren Mex-Esslokalen."
Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben recht, wir haben hier keine Moskitos.
Ja, keine Moskitos, aber Burritos sind in Marburg erhaeltlich. Viel Vergnuegen!
Ach ja, Burritos aus meiner Heimatstadt Marburg. Ich denke, ich vermisse diesen. Vielen Dank.
Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of eradication.
That's my favorite commercial of all time!
We've got the friendliest mosquitoes in all of Canada.
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