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I think we have a bumper crop this year. I went to weed the tomatoes and I think I lost a quart of blood. Ha!

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I was hoping to buy a car with a pussy magnet.

What I got was a pair of sneakers with mosquito magnets. They are bigger on this side of the pond. I was quite intrigued, when I saw the ones in Dallas. They were like one third of the size we have to deal with around here.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

Hardly any this year and I'm glad.

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Rooster 5 days ago

In response to “Hardly any this year and I'm glad.

Wanna swap?

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about them...

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JD 5 days ago

In response to “JD no biting flies in england?

Very rare...one bite a year...lol

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JD 5 days ago

In response to “JD no biting flies in england?

JD only bites flies, when it suits his diet.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

In response to “What's mosquitoes ...I think I've read about...

It's that water polo team from the Eastern part of Sahara.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

Like everything else in Texas... big (omg)

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ForkNdaRoad 5 days ago

In response to “Like everything else in Texas... //big// (omg)

If those are big, then I guess Finland is the worst place on Earth.

About the size somewhere between completely imaginary and a truck.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

In response to “If those are big, then I guess Finland is the...

Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty crazy stories about mosquitoes up north.

We have a large colony of bats in Austin that helps rid us of mosquitoes here. So I probably shouldn't complain :)

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ForkNdaRoad 4 days ago

In response to “Are they huge there? I've heard some pretty...

Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the rural areas of Finland during the summertime.

It's going to hurt you much more personally, than just your wallet, trying to find a proper cure for the fifteen cubic feet bulgy extensions of your already weirdly shaped head.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 days ago

In response to “Well, I wouldn't recommend hiking in the...

Well that settles it then, I can't afford for this head to get any weirder than it already is!

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ForkNdaRoad 4 days ago

some got into my bedroom last night awful I couldn't sleep and started feeling itchy all over- that picture is crazy disturbing

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 5 days ago

I've not seen any this year....but I don't spend much time outside!

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StarzAbove 5 days ago

Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon as the weather is warm enough for them to come out.

If I went outside right now, it wouldn't take long for the acupuncture to start.

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DandyDon 5 days ago

In response to “Mosquitoes are always bad around here, soon...

In soviet Russia, you sting the buggers.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

we export them to the known free world

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Neanderthal_Momdoer 5 days ago

In response to “we export them to the known free world

I got my **** licked by a Martian psycho toad.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

No bites yet .... and believe me, I'm always attacked badly if there is one mosquito within a mile! (wary)

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JanHaskell 5 days ago

Just got back from New England. Just saddle 'em up but the black flies were worse.

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ozzyboy 5 days ago

In response to “Just got back from New England. Just saddle...

Horse flies always seem to think they should have a free ride on my backside. I guess I'm just the regular whipping boy for them.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

Every damn summer.

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dru18 5 days ago

In response to “Every damn summer.

Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the winter, thanks to necromancers and black voodoo priests. Not to sound racist, though...

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ZonkeyBalls 5 days ago

In response to “Finnish mosquitos are worse. They survive the...

Our's are surviving the winters as well, thanks to Global Warming.

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dru18 4 days ago

Never too bad here. Should be as the river and backwater are close. But...i have bats! I love my bats:)

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Carla 5 days ago

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpTBkKrRTl4

Where do you find thos stuff?

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Carla 4 days ago

In response to “Where do you find thos stuff?

Blame Canada.

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ZonkeyBalls 4 days ago

Nothing we can't handle. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 5 days ago

In response to “Nothing we can't handle...

You are surrounded by more fairies than i am:)

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Carla 4 days ago

They were pretty aggressive earlier, but since the heat wave seem to have been less of a nuisance during the day.

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Freeranger 4 days ago

Mosquitoes have always been fond of me. It's been a dry summer in Western NY, but I still notice them.

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PhilboydStudge 4 days ago

Not here in Marburg.

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Fredrik 4 days ago

In response to “Not here in Marburg.

 In Marburg, sie heben Pokalen,
 Und singen mit runden Vokalen:  
" 'Sgibt keine Moskitos,
 Jedoch gibt's Burritos
 In mehreren Mex-Esslokalen."

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Thinkerbell 4 days ago

In response to “// In Marburg, sie heben...

Hallo
Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben recht, wir haben hier keine Moskitos.

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Fredrik 3 days ago

In response to “Hallo Ich bin beeindruckt, ja, Sie haben...

Hallo Fredrik,

Ja, keine Moskitos, aber Burritos sind in Marburg erhaeltlich. Viel Vergnuegen!   (biggrin)

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Res...urg_Hesse.html

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Thinkerbell 3 days ago

In response to “Hallo Fredrik, Ja, keine Moskitos, aber...

Ach ja, Burritos aus meiner Heimatstadt Marburg. Ich denke, ich vermisse diesen. Vielen Dank.

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Fredrik 3 days ago

In response to “Ach ja, Burritos aus meiner Heimatstadt...

Bitt'schoen! (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 3 days ago

Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of eradication.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z16gQeEtuyw

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azlotto 4 days ago

In response to “Menacing...I'm going to try this technique of...

That's my favorite commercial of all time!

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Will_Janitor 3 days ago

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