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YOU ARE A BORG... oh man.. no.. i was chatting with a Borg jeees.. so whats your number?
I'm the black Jack. The white Jack lives a block down the street.
Jeri Ryan could assimilate me, anytime.
She introduced me to erotic massaging, Borg style.
Then again, I'm more of an ear enthusiast, thus trying to woo Jolene - not going well, so far.
Bjorn who? Bjorn Borg?
He did assimilate a lot of cocaine back in his days.
He sure did
Receiving a love or two, occasionally, wouldn't hurt me. I hope that didn't come out as an instruction... Just a humble plead.
Here's the best I can do for you.
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