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In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxPTk9gR54

YOU ARE A BORG... oh man.. no.. i was chatting with a Borg jeees.. so whats your number?

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WonderMan 2 months ago

In response to “YOU ARE A BORG... oh man.. no.. i was...

21.

I'm the black Jack. The white Jack lives a block down the street.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxPTk9gR54

Jeri Ryan could assimilate me, anytime. (wink)

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Walt_OReagun 2 months ago

In response to “Jeri Ryan could assimilate me, anytime. (wink)

She introduced me to erotic massaging, Borg style.

Then again, I'm more of an ear enthusiast, thus trying to woo Jolene - not going well, so far.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Bjorn who? Bjorn Borg?

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Diego 2 months ago

In response to “Bjorn who? Bjorn Borg?

He did assimilate a lot of cocaine back in his days.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “He did assimilate a lot of cocaine back in...

He sure did

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Diego 2 months ago

In response to “He sure did

Receiving a love or two, occasionally, wouldn't hurt me. I hope that didn't come out as an instruction... Just a humble plead.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Receiving a love or two, occasionally...

Here's the best I can do for you.

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Diego 2 months ago

In response to “Here's the best I can do for...

Three bees.

**-bottble-**.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

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