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But it has to be in Detroit

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No. I don't need $100 that badly.

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Linnster 2 months ago

You couldn’t pay me enough to go to Detroit.

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Diego 2 months ago

No, I don't need $100.

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StarzAbove 2 months ago

Sure. But you can keep the hundo.

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Carla 2 months ago

Hardly worth it for $100.Now if there was more money involved...

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Blewynanifail 2 months ago

No. I'm not afraid of the permanent residents, but the uninvited guests from the streets could be deadly! (backoff)

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JanHaskell 2 months ago

I would need enough to hire an armed security detail and $5000 for my pocket for the trouble of putting it together. Too much violence in Detroit.

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JerryHendrickson 2 months ago

Well, the positive point is that, if you get slaughtered, you are already at the graveyard. I could always use a bit of traveling. Better Detroit than Cleveland. Then again, I might be on the "no fly" list - better ask the flies first.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Sure if I culd find a safe place nobody could kill me, maybe in a rich family plot

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 2 months ago

If Elvira opens the gate for me, I'll consider it.

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Will_Janitor 2 months ago

In response to “If Elvira opens the gate for me, I'll...

She still looks pretty good:)
But she has had some, ummm....assistance.

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Carla 2 months ago

In response to “She still looks pretty good:) But she has...

Ha Ha! That gif could be 20 years old from one of her movies. Those bionic ****. (maniac)

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Will_Janitor 2 months ago

In response to “Ha Ha! That gif could be 20 years old from...

No...i looked her up;)

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Carla 2 months ago

In response to “No...i looked her up;)

Bionic ****...HA!

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Carla 2 months ago

In response to “If Elvira opens the gate for me, I'll...

Who needs biceps when you have ****? (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 2 months ago

No...don't feel like traveling to Detroit.

Make it $500 and all my expenses paid...food, drink, hotel, gas and doing the bet on a Saturday night.

Sure....why not?

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DandyDon 2 months ago

My price for spending the night outside is more than $100. I wouldn't be troubled by the company though. The people in the ground would be the last of my worries.

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PhilboydStudge 2 months ago

In response to “My price for spending the night outside is...

Exactly. I'd worry about what was lurking at ground level. (wary)

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Thinkerbell 2 months ago

My days of sleeping outside are behind me. Besides, a hundred bux is barely cab fare to get there and back! (I mean assuming I was already in Detroit.)

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that_guy 2 months ago

Not even for a million dollars.

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hootowl 2 months ago

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