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Who is he that hears?

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ForkNdaRoad 2 months ago

In response to “Who is he that hears?

My imaginary friend, Daphne.

She knows stuff you people wouldn't believe! She knows what I'm wearing right now, for example!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “No zen koan???

pagh poH. wo' jagh HoH!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “pagh poH. wo' jagh HoH!

I no speak-uh da klingon...

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ForkNdaRoad 2 months ago

What type of cheese is on the moon and do I need to bring my own crackers?

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DandyDon 2 months ago

In response to “What type of cheese is on the moon and do I...

I would recommend Gouda. It can be found pre-sliced or should be found, at least we have it over here, so... If it's not pre-sliced, you should wait for the slicey-dicey guy to slip it, before he cuts his wrists open with the bloody tool (in this case, bloody tool).

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “I would recommend Gouda. It can be found...

I'll make a note of that.

Now I just need to find a ride to get there.

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DandyDon 2 months ago

In response to “I'll make a note of that. Now I just need to...

I think Gouda is pretty much one of the five most used cheese types... Well, at least here it is. I think you shouldn't have that many problems, trying to find it.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “I think Gouda is pretty much one of the five...

It's probably easy to find, I've just never looked for it.

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DandyDon 2 months ago

In response to “It's probably easy to find, I've just never...

Go for it. It's pretty darn good cheese.

Well... Naturally, I don't know how they make it over there, but the basic principles should still stand.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Go for it. It's pretty darn good...

Gouda, with cheddar, makes for a great grilled cheese!:)

Smoked gouda......mmmmmm

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Carla 2 months ago

In response to “Gouda, with cheddar, makes for a great...

Well, I wouldn't eat the cheese as-it-is... It's one of the main demons behind constipation, after all.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Gouda, with cheddar, makes for a great...

Carla: Grilled cheese isn't it all good(yum)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 1 month ago

In response to “Carla: Grilled cheese isn't it all good(yum)

Yes...lorraine, i reckon i havent had a bad grilled cheese:)

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Carla 1 month ago

In response to “Go for it. It's pretty darn good...

I'm going to try it, next time I can think about getting it

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DandyDon 2 months ago

In response to “I'm going to try it, next time I can think...

I'm glad to be at your service. That's why I posted this thread to begin with.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “I'm glad to be at your service. That's why I...

Thank you for your service.

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DandyDon 2 months ago

In response to “Wensleydale! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...

It's possible!..

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DandyDon 2 months ago

if the matter neither can be created nor can be destroyed then what about those virtual particles popping up every moment from nowhere, some of them succeed to become real and some not. so aren't those succeeding particles increasing the total mass of the universe? OR the energy in the universe also remains invisible that is creating the virtual particles so that it should not be considered increasing total mass because it from the same source!?

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WonderMan 2 months ago

In response to “if the matter neither can be created nor can...

A very clever question, indeed.

Hold on, I have to see, what Kermit has up his ****... I will give you a proper response as soon as possible.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “if the matter neither can be created nor can...

Ok, are you still around here, my lovely Indian ("Welcome to our fine Indian restaurant") friend? All's patched up and fine.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

How many planets can you devour for 73 seconds?

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Sunny_the_skeptic 2 months ago

In response to “How many planets can you devour for 73 seconds?

Two, but they are the closest ones. In fact, Venus is even more Earth-like than Mars. Then again, the silly buggers have at least one - if not dozens (can't tell, since I simply don't know) - station(s) down there. When I say down, I mean down down.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

What's it like in Lahti at this time of year?

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Blewynanifail 2 months ago

I have no idea, since it's about 300 km south-southwest. My brother lives in Lahti, so he should have a much better idea. Probably seven metres of snow and -100 C. It's +24 C here and I don't wear a shirt. My religion prohibits me from using one.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Did you enjoy your family visit?

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JanHaskell 2 months ago

In response to “Did you enjoy your family visit?

I loved the food.

Sleeping was great. Company... Well... It's always a bit of a stretch, with family like ours.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “I loved the food. Sleeping was great...

All things considered, it sounds like a positive experience. (a)

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JanHaskell 2 months ago

Is it a cover up?

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AliceD 2 months ago

In response to “Is it a cover up?

Yes, that about covers it.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Is smurf ** blue? I mean sure smurfs are blue. But their **?

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DW2 1 month ago

In response to “Is smurf **** blue? I mean sure smurfs are...

I thought Papa Smurf crapped the little ones out.

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ZonkeyBalls 1 month ago

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