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"Oh, it's the same dude again. This can't be a coincidence!"

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Jeez, your hair is flat, you need some pomade on that.

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Tanor_Faux 2 months ago

"Hello, gorgeous." Then I put my glasses on.

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Linnster 2 months ago

In response to “clearly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndnslvO...

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble! (hehe)

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JanHaskell 2 months ago

I need a haircut.

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Will_Janitor 2 months ago

In response to “I need a haircut.

You do.

Right now... You look like a rabid raccoon had unprotected **** with a Japanese volcano.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “You do. Right now... You look like a rabid...

That is quite a visual. Ha!

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Will_Janitor 2 months ago

I need to trim up, or maybe shave

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Zolfie 2 months ago

I wish that old woman would stay out of my way .... I can't even see my own reflection! (hehe)

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JanHaskell 2 months ago

oops I thought I got all that mascara off before bed

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Wunderscore 2 months ago

I said,who the heck is that?

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hootowl 2 months ago

Like every morning, I focused on all the blemishes on my face, washed it with a face wash and convinced myself it made my face look better.

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ZaraZooper 2 months ago

I haven't looked into the mirror today. I tend to avoid doing so if I can.

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Trish 2 months ago

Oh good, maybe my hair can go another day without a shampoo.

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StarzAbove 2 months ago

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