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I don't have land line telephone

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WonderMan 3 months ago

In response to “I don't have land line telephone

Neither do I. It's just something that comes with the comms operator, automatically. We did invent mobile phones, in the first place. I guess it's only natural, that the insults coming with the cell phone clouds are mostly Finnish as well.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

I don't have a voice mail system at all. Got tired of the salespeople leaving **** messages. So when I had the land line put in here? I just bought a phone with no answering machine. I can just read the "missed" call numbers and call back if I know the number!

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Rooster 3 months ago

Definitely the machine going crazy...(wink)

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ForkNdaRoad 3 months ago

I have but not to that degree. Mine used to invite people to leave a message then hang up on them.

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trooper 3 months ago

I have to ask......did anyone call again stating they'd taken the advice?

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Freeranger 3 months ago

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Some of them. Thinking it was a practical joke from my part. People are so easy to distract from the Skynet.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

Nope, I've never heard about that.... usually when I've seen that happen, it was someone pulling a prank on a "friend"

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Zolfie 3 months ago

Is your machine reading your mind and then commenting on it?

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ozzyboy 3 months ago

In response to “Is your machine reading your mind and then...

Yes. It's that new technology called "Vulcan Mind Meld Over IP".

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

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I don't want that machine - I could be in really big trouble if my mind could be read.

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ozzyboy 3 months ago

In response to “I don't want that machine - I could be in...

I'm getting a fuzzy image about you and some rabbits... Eating carrots out of your leg.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

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