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Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She call the doctor, woke 'I'm up
And said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "doctor, to relieve this belly ache"
Now lemme get this straight

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VicZinc 3 months ago

Buy some thread legally without committing a crime.

A stitch in time saves nine.

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azlotto 3 months ago

Ooh la wee
I sho gotta pee!
But if she 's jest got a dime
She 'll go halvers ever' time.

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Rooster 3 months ago

There was a young hooker from Lyme,
Who said, when once offered a dime,
"For a dime bag of pot,
I would, like as not,
Give a hand job, in quick double time."

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “//There was a young hooker from Lyme,// //Who...

I'm not sure what a dime bag costs these days, I think I'm in. Ha!

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Will_Janitor 3 months ago

For a dime.. I would rhyme.

Cough it up.

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DandyDon 3 months ago

In response to “For a dime.. I would rhyme. Cough it up.

Everything I cough up seems to be slime.

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azlotto 3 months ago

In response to “Everything I cough up seems to be slime.

That ends my rhyming career..

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DandyDon 3 months ago

In response to “That ends my rhyming career..

(maniac)

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azlotto 3 months ago

In response to “(maniac)

(maniac)

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DandyDon 3 months ago

If I can buy anything with a dime, it better be Sanxing worth my time!

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Tanor_Faux 3 months ago

I'm not really the guy you go to if you're looking for rhyme, but in literal terms, a dime gets you six seconds of shop time.

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Maze 3 months ago

I played golf today and got a nine. The guy I was playing thought he had me in a bind. 3 holes later I showed him my kind does quit till it's over so he had to pay the line. It was a bit more than a dime. Ha!

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Will_Janitor 3 months ago

Nothime

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DWF 3 months ago

Drink some moonshine...Oops, to late, I already did and I'm feeling fine.

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azlotto 3 months ago

It was a crime
She stole my dime,
Called the cops in the nick of time
Even though it's summertime
Now the ** ** is doing time.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

There once was a lady from Ashton Upon Lyme
She was very rude most of the time
I asked her how much for the night
She said she's cheap as I'm tight
As a special deal she will charge a dime

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JD 3 months ago

In response to “There once was a lady from Ashton Upon...

A Cockney, who oft spoke in rhyme,
Once offered a hooker a dime.
She said, "Mate, just SHOVE it; 
I really don't love it
When blokes bid a dime for my time."

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

I would take my time cutting a lime,
adding it to my drink, that would let me think.
Being at the end of my rope, looking for some hope.
The moon keeping me awake all night, shining like a bright light.
Drinking the cheap wine, running out of material to fill this line.
Trying to not give in to the self hate, but now I try to sleep because I have to get up at eight.
Everyone acting like a tool, yet I miss out on so many fun opportunities, maybe I am the fool.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 3 months ago

I haven't the time, to waste for a dime.

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JerryHendrickson 3 months ago

You might think inflation is bad
But I will bet you a fiver
A thought you never had
You can still use a dime for a screwdriver

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that_guy 3 months ago

Why, for a dime, I'd happily kill time.

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trooper 3 months ago

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