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I usually get up and take a nice long walk while it's still dark and that wakes me up and preps me for the day ahead.
A little different though when I'm not alone!
that sounds really nice!
coffee with angelina jolie!!!!!!!! that would be rad. i bet she has a lot of interesting things to say. love her.
I can just imagine us drifting in and out of different accents during a single conversation.
ugh SO nice. i love a hot shower in the morning.
taking a shower is gay? straight men are on a whole other level with this masculinity thing....
So says the black Austrian girl... Sweesh...
dearest pie, i wish i knew why you think im black or austrian. i have no problem with being thought of as either, i guess, except that it's incorrect....
Just ask your mother for your birth certificate.
I've known her for decades, sis.
i have my birth certificate!!!!!
What the **** does it say, then? You are a black Austrian and will always be one...
it says...i am your mother.
I think that went too far. Can't cope with that. I apologize, but that... No. Crossing lanes doesn't mean crossing lines.
Thanks AQ, nothing wrong with smelling good.
Nothing wrong with smelling bad either. Huh? You just don't get it, all civilized and not having a Finnish shark attacking you... Pffffft.
I don't want to smell like a dead rat.
I don't want to smell like a living sloth, but they catch a lot of guano during the nights. And I love this smell, makes me almost manly...
Try Irish Spring. lol
Are springs less or more bouncy in Ireland?
Even bouncier than...
Those silly balls do bounce, don't they, eh?
They sure do.
Sorry Marko, I take showers everyday, sometimes twice after a workout or when i'm out biking.
Bikes are the work of the FzAAP! He orders our food, tells us what to wear and when to have **** with our neighbors: FzO2E and FZA4P. Lovely fellows, aren't they?! I'm waiting for the #tAG to come around.
Ibuprofen and a very long, hot bath. Then...coffee.
mmm a long hot bath. so soothing :) :) :)
Yes. Vital to my days beginning:)
I make my bed as soon as my feet hit the floor. Then I know I've accomplished at least one thing if the rest of the day goes south.
that is SUCH a good way!!!!! immediately crossing something off your mental to-do list. feels so good.
Breakfast, then the morning chores.
what kinda breakfast???? (my fave meal of the day!!!!)
It varies. Today I had an egg and slice of toast, hot tea.
Sometimes cereal. Or, just toast....depends on what looks good. lol
I forgot the bagels. Sometimes I have 1/2 bagel with cream cheese....easy to fix and so good. lol
i LOVE bagels. our breakfast most mornings is an egg and a slice of smoked gouda inside an everything bagel!! so delicious.
Wow, that sounds delicious. Yummy!
Step 1 - Open eyes - It's a positive sign
Step 2 - Say good morning to the three wet noses, wagging tails that have been waiting for Step 1.
Step 3 - This step incorporates several sub-steps cuz they occur quickly, one right after another. I gotta pee, turn on the coffee, let the pups out and walk out to get Mr.s Budwick's newspaper.
Step 4 - return with the paper, pour a cup of Joe, go out back to sit in the back, watch the dogs, listen to the birds, look around the yard to make a mental list of what needs to be done. [These quite moments are stimulating to me. It's like going to church - and I do often say a morning prayer.]
Step 5 - Myself and the rest of the pack head back inside for the first puppy cookie of the day! I usually pass on mine, ... calories you know.
Step 6 - Get ready for work, kiss the pups and Mrs. Budwick goodbye, usually a small cookie for the pups as I say good bye to each one.
Pretty vanilla, eh? Truth be told, if I were to try and mix it up somehow, do it different, in a different order, it totally messes with the pups 'feng shui'. In winter months when I have to throw in clearing the driveway - they get all antsy - they thrive on routine, and I think I do too.
bud, you are adorable and i love your morning routine :')
A great reply with details. ;o)
Oops. I removed my own pointy-pointy-click-click moments as I didn't even realize I had done those silly things.
Thanks Zonk. It's the start of every morning - every phuckin morning! Even weekends. Dogs don't know days of the week - or maybe they do and just don't care about letting the old man sleep in once in awhile.
I do appreciate your shout out.
I see you are what we call a soccer fan. Me too. My boys were too small to play American football. Their mother and I were happy about that. But, they did play soccer and I learned to appreciate the game. It's FAR more action than phuckin football, and a lot of finesse, athleticism, strategy, etc.
When the NFL is finished committing suicide, I bet soccer will become the next big thing here in the US. We've just about had it with football. Too much politics in the game - yuck. It doesn't belong there. Enjoy FIFA!
Thank you, Bud.
I enjoy all forms of football. Even rugby, which I find sort of weird... Krhm.
It depends on how I feel. Some days are good for staying in bed, and some are good for getting up, drinking coffee and thinking.
i like it
You have a bed? And now you're telling me... That floor smells like a baboon...
squirt in the shorts but that's just me...can I say that...oops I already did
Waking up to two little fellas jumping all over me and piling up against me so they can watch cartoons and elbow me in the face and jam a foot in my back while I try to keep sleeping.
with energy drinks
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