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Yes, climaxes are much better than anti-climaxes!
I once thought I had one, when I had an orgasm, but when I tried to have her to sign the release document, she was already gone. So was my right hand. Had to replace it with a typewriter.
Don't tell me you left your right hand in her... She must of clammed it off.
Oh, I had the repo guys to take it off her vag. She felt attached to it, I heard.
Damn Zonk you've lost weight.
A side-effect of either being sick or being treated for it - or both.
I know you'll pull trough, you Finns aren't cheap made.
My robot ears were made in CCCP.
My grandma has crystal plates, glasses and kitchen utensils from the USSR, they're still good. Communism may be communism but they made some things good.
There's a story I once heard. They apparently had two factors making sunglasses in USSR and the other one made just crap and the other one made really good stuff, that even the westerners loved. But, since everybody are equal (some are more equal than others) with each other, they just kept both factories running and obviously paid the same amount of money, no matter what the quality was.
Some of stuff made by the Soviets are quite robust. Some... Well... Don't cough.
Communism was a weird thing, everyone being equal meant everyone was equally poor, but you're completely right about some being more equal than others. If you wanted to do good you had to be smart and bypass some of the limitations, it's how my grandpa made enough money to build himself a big house, then communism fell and it was all alright.
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