Emotions

I got up because I found a great series on Netflix.

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Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.

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Rooster 12 days ago

I got up to make money ....

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “I got up to make money ....

Do you have that new printing press ready for a test run?

I have those plates you ordered.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “Do you have that new printing press ready for...

Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press on the weekend.

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press...

I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one ruble notes... Should that do the trick?

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one...

Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop for a week just to make $5 USD

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop...

I could've got you €100 plates, but you never asked me for the specifics... "The less I know, the better..." See, open communications are the point. No matter, if the Interpol is onto us. Canadian dollars and Euros aren't actual money, are they?

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “I could've got you €100 plates, but you...

Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money. It's worthless, not sure about Euro dollar.

Interpol isn't an issue it's those damn mercenaries I worry about.

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money...

Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid them off weeks ago. Have you seen Barry, though? I think he might still be in the woods... Barefoot.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid...

Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and if I do, I'm running the other way.

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and...

Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet catch" act, that you are rehearsing with him for that children's magic show... Great!

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet...

You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

So, where will the trap door with the magical sinking equipment be located, then? At the docks? I knew it! Classical style! Concrete and locks without keys...

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “So, where will the trap door with the magical...

How did you know? Are you going all James Bond on us?

Yes, concrete, must of been following me. Huh?

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

In response to “How did you know? Are you going all James...

Nah, I just noticed the bill from the building company on your desk, as I was snooping through your other secrets. Who is Joanna, by the way?

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “Nah, I just noticed the bill from the...

Joanna, that's Rooster's secret code name.

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SynysterGates 12 days ago

Because that's what I do every morning.... laundry, meals to cook, bills to pay, etc.

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StarzAbove 12 days ago

Rooster told me to do so.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “Rooster told me to do so.

Rooster crows at you?

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azlotto 12 days ago

In response to “Rooster crows at you?

He is my hero. Just without the same awesome costume, that I am always wearing.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “He is my hero. Just without the same awesome...

"awesome costume, that I am always wearing."
Tar and feathers?

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azlotto 12 days ago

In response to “"awesome costume, that I am always...

No, that's my aunt, Phyllis.

She thinks she's a cuckoo clock. But her timing is exceptional.

My costume is mostly made out of guano. I'm Batman.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “No, that's my aunt, Phyllis. She thinks...

Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo clock, but even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.

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azlotto 12 days ago

In response to “Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo...

No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with one of the atomic clocks they use for the official time keeping on this planet. She's perfect to the merest fracture of a second.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

In response to “No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with...

I have an Aunt that's always on time and the amazing thing is, she doesn't even wear a watch.

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azlotto 12 days ago

Because certain problems don't solve themselves (xp)

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Zolfie 12 days ago

I had to go to work.

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azlotto 12 days ago

Because I have a purpose driven life fulfilled in my children and career.

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Vrendowl 12 days ago

I had to pee.

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Logan 12 days ago

I had to go in to work, to help support those who refuse to work.

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JustJimColo 12 days ago

I needed to pay a visit.. 😁

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Blewynanifail 12 days ago

Cause I got a 10 he drive home and I ain't getting any closer while I'm in bed. 😊

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Will_Janitor 12 days ago

Am I awake now? What year is this?

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Tanor_Faux 12 days ago

Work.

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Masha 11 days ago

I was breathing, and awake, so had no better options really.

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AliceD 11 days ago

Because the cat had to pee

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trooper 11 days ago

because I never slept the night before due to bad cheese

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TomboyJanet 11 days ago

cause I couldn't go back to sleep.. too tired to stay awake, yet too tired to sleep at the same time

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Crimson 6 days ago

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