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I got up because I found a great series on Netflix.

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Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.

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Rooster 3 months ago

I got up to make money ....

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “I got up to make money ....

Do you have that new printing press ready for a test run?

I have those plates you ordered.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “Do you have that new printing press ready for...

Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press on the weekend.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press...

I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one ruble notes... Should that do the trick?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one...

Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop for a week just to make $5 USD

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop...

I could've got you €100 plates, but you never asked me for the specifics... "The less I know, the better..." See, open communications are the point. No matter, if the Interpol is onto us. Canadian dollars and Euros aren't actual money, are they?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “I could've got you €100 plates, but you...

Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money. It's worthless, not sure about Euro dollar.

Interpol isn't an issue it's those damn mercenaries I worry about.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money...

Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid them off weeks ago. Have you seen Barry, though? I think he might still be in the woods... Barefoot.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid...

Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and if I do, I'm running the other way.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and...

Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet catch" act, that you are rehearsing with him for that children's magic show... Great!

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet...

You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “You got me, yes that's what we are doing.

So, where will the trap door with the magical sinking equipment be located, then? At the docks? I knew it! Classical style! Concrete and locks without keys...

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “So, where will the trap door with the magical...

How did you know? Are you going all James Bond on us?

Yes, concrete, must of been following me. Huh?

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “How did you know? Are you going all James...

Nah, I just noticed the bill from the building company on your desk, as I was snooping through your other secrets. Who is Joanna, by the way?

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “Nah, I just noticed the bill from the...

Joanna, that's Rooster's secret code name.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

Because that's what I do every morning.... laundry, meals to cook, bills to pay, etc.

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

Rooster told me to do so.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “Rooster told me to do so.

Rooster crows at you?

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azlotto 3 months ago

In response to “Rooster crows at you?

He is my hero. Just without the same awesome costume, that I am always wearing.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “He is my hero. Just without the same awesome...

"awesome costume, that I am always wearing."
Tar and feathers?

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azlotto 3 months ago

In response to “"awesome costume, that I am always...

No, that's my aunt, Phyllis.

She thinks she's a cuckoo clock. But her timing is exceptional.

My costume is mostly made out of guano. I'm Batman.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “No, that's my aunt, Phyllis. She thinks...

Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo clock, but even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.

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azlotto 3 months ago

In response to “Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo...

No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with one of the atomic clocks they use for the official time keeping on this planet. She's perfect to the merest fracture of a second.

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ZonkeyBalls 3 months ago

In response to “No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with...

I have an Aunt that's always on time and the amazing thing is, she doesn't even wear a watch.

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azlotto 3 months ago

Because certain problems don't solve themselves (xp)

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Zolfie 3 months ago

I had to go to work.

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azlotto 3 months ago

Because I have a purpose driven life fulfilled in my children and career.

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Vrendowl 3 months ago

I had to pee.

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Logan 3 months ago

I had to go in to work, to help support those who refuse to work.

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JustJimColo 3 months ago

I needed to pay a visit.. 😁

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Blewynanifail 3 months ago

Cause I got a 10 he drive home and I ain't getting any closer while I'm in bed. 😊

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Will_Janitor 3 months ago

Am I awake now? What year is this?

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Tanor_Faux 3 months ago

I was breathing, and awake, so had no better options really.

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AliceD 3 months ago

Because the cat had to pee

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trooper 3 months ago

because I never slept the night before due to bad cheese

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TomboyJanet 3 months ago

cause I couldn't go back to sleep.. too tired to stay awake, yet too tired to sleep at the same time

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Crimson 3 months ago

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