I got up because I found a great series on Netflix.
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Cause I had things to do! I do every day because of that.
I got up to make money ....
Do you have that new printing press ready for a test run?
I have those plates you ordered.
Yes!! Fantastic Marko, we can run the press on the weekend.
I have plates for ten peso, five yen and one ruble notes... Should that do the trick?
Peso? We'll have to run the press non stop for a week just to make $5 USD
I could've got you €100 plates, but you never asked me for the specifics... "The less I know, the better..." See, open communications are the point. No matter, if the Interpol is onto us. Canadian dollars and Euros aren't actual money, are they?
Canadian dollar is actually monopoly money. It's worthless, not sure about Euro dollar.
Interpol isn't an issue it's those damn mercenaries I worry about.
Colombians, again? Nah, my cousing Larry paid them off weeks ago. Have you seen Barry, though? I think he might still be in the woods... Barefoot.
Barry's a crazy ****. Haven't seen him, and if I do, I'm running the other way.
Oh, it's the way old "reversed bullet catch" act, that you are rehearsing with him for that children's magic show... Great!
You got me, yes that's what we are doing.
So, where will the trap door with the magical sinking equipment be located, then? At the docks? I knew it! Classical style! Concrete and locks without keys...
How did you know? Are you going all James Bond on us?
Yes, concrete, must of been following me. Huh?
Nah, I just noticed the bill from the building company on your desk, as I was snooping through your other secrets. Who is Joanna, by the way?
Joanna, that's Rooster's secret code name.
Because that's what I do every morning.... laundry, meals to cook, bills to pay, etc.
Rooster told me to do so.
Rooster crows at you?
He is my hero. Just without the same awesome costume, that I am always wearing.
"awesome costume, that I am always wearing."
Tar and feathers?
No, that's my aunt, Phyllis.
She thinks she's a cuckoo clock. But her timing is exceptional.
My costume is mostly made out of guano. I'm Batman.
Aunt, Phyllis may think she is a cuckoo clock, but even a broken clock is accurate twice a day.
No, she's in a deep spiritual connection with one of the atomic clocks they use for the official time keeping on this planet. She's perfect to the merest fracture of a second.
I have an Aunt that's always on time and the amazing thing is, she doesn't even wear a watch.
Because certain problems don't solve themselves
I had to go to work.
Because I have a purpose driven life fulfilled in my children and career.
I had to pee.
I had to go in to work, to help support those who refuse to work.
I needed to pay a visit.. 😁
Cause I got a 10 he drive home and I ain't getting any closer while I'm in bed. 😊
Am I awake now? What year is this?
I was breathing, and awake, so had no better options really.
Because the cat had to pee
because I never slept the night before due to bad cheese
cause I couldn't go back to sleep.. too tired to stay awake, yet too tired to sleep at the same time
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