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The prophecy says it will be a horse war.

Revelation 14:20 And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred furlongs.

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that_guy 2 months ago

In response to “The prophecy says it will be a horse...

If there is Klingon bloodwine present, I can almost forget about the horses - which are quite annoying and stubborn animals, no matter how cute they are. Even the four riders will be agreeing me on that note.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “If there is Klingon bloodwine present, I can...

With any luck those Chernobyl horses will be unicorns, but I don't think I'm willing to fly with those anytime soon, and they're definitely not friendly.

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Tanor_Faux 2 months ago

All the crispy human meat, a little too tough, but it's alright. Radiation? pfft, I get more radiation sitting next to my living room's radiator.

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Tanor_Faux 2 months ago

In response to “All the crispy human meat, a little too...

That's why I've never trusted radiators. It's the same reason, why I try to stay away from transformers. I don't want to giant car-robot to grab my ****.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “That's why I've never trusted radiators. It's...

Funny thing is that my living room radiator rarely throws any heat, because it's overtaken by the windows I cannot open and are drafty as **** in the winter so I'm freezing. But you're in Finland, so I shouldn't complain about "cold" as much as you'd complain of "heat" :P Even if Pennsylvania may surprise you.

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Tanor_Faux 2 months ago

In response to “Funny thing is that my living room radiator...

Well, things are changing surprisingly fast. It's more like "rainy days" here during the wintertime, although we had a ton of snow last winter, but I guess that was just a joke on us. Well, actually, warm weather causes us that problem in the upcoming winters more often than I'd like to think about.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

The Bomb because it will be the only survivor and winner.

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Rooster 2 months ago

In response to “The Bomb because it will be the only survivor...

It will die eventually... How about the children? Why isn't anyone thinking about the c... Oh... Sorry... Yeah, that, those, that.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

Whoever occupies my country next.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 2 months ago

In response to “Whoever occupies my country next.

I will be the Forklift King of Bulgarishman!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

The French

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Blewynanifail 2 months ago

In response to “The French

The surrounder monkeys will be around for five billion years after the initial flash, you're correct.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “The surrounder monkeys will be around for...

Surrender monkeys... I have no **** idea, if surrounder monkeys are Dolby 9.1 or not... Sometimes, when drunk, I just misspell shit - in this case, with hilarious consequences.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

The cockroaches, fishes and fleas.

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Carla 2 months ago

The insects.

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Walt_OReagun 2 months ago

In response to “The insects.

Which one of them, precisely? There are zillions of different species out there.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Which one of them, precisely? There are...

All of them ... I root for them to evolve into "civilization", colonize the planets, and wind up like the "bugs" in Starship Troopers or Ender's Game.

If any particular species holds more promise, it's probably the ants or bees. Maybe they could merge, and we'd have Aunt Bees. (HA!)

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Walt_OReagun 2 months ago

In response to “All of them ... I root for them to evolve...

I love that optimistic view of yours.

All three thumbs up!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

The Wolves... humans have shown they can't be trusted enough (xp)

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Zolfie 2 months ago

In response to “The Wolves... humans have shown they can't be...

Who let the wolves out? Who? Who? Who? Who let...

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Who let the wolves out? Who? Who? Who? Who let...

(hehe), the wolves have always been wild and free (biggrin)

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Zolfie 2 months ago

In response to “(hehe), the wolves have always been wild and...

No wonder my tries to pet a raccoon ended badly. It was a wolf, after all.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “No wonder my tries to pet a raccoon ended...

hard to mistake a wolf and a raccoon.

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Zolfie 2 months ago

In response to “hard to mistake a wolf and a raccoon.

They both look like a cat!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “They both look like a cat!

I don't look like a cat!

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Zolfie 2 months ago

In response to “I don't look like a cat!

You look like a walrus with an extraordinary nose job done by a famous plastic surgeon, probably Blind Ed.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “You look like a walrus with an extraordinary...

Ed is not blind! He knows when the stop (xp)

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Zolfie 2 months ago

In response to “Ed is not blind! He knows when the stop...

Well, it's difficult to differentiate between the expressions: "Horse" and "****", when you are wasted enough - or a secret walrus.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

The Empire, of course.

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trooper 2 months ago

In response to “The Empire, of course...

Romans, again? I'm full forward with that!

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “Romans, again? I'm full forward with that!

Hey...somebody's at the gate.

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trooper 2 months ago

In response to “Hey...somebody's at the gate.

I thought that after Baldur's Gate III, there was nobody to hold the bloody thing from falling down?

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “I thought that after Baldur's Gate III, there...

That wasn't it. It was Ring Wraiths knocking the damn thing down.

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trooper 2 months ago

Myself. :)

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DW2 2 months ago

In response to “Myself. :)

That's not in the rules and they state that only the Doctor may change the rules.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “That's not in the rules and they state that...

I don’t follow rules well. And I don’t trust doctors. :)

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DW2 2 months ago

In response to “I don’t follow rules well. And I...

That's why you are "Nurse Ward 2", after all.

Well. Something happens all of the time.

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ZonkeyBalls 2 months ago

In response to “That's why you are "Nurse Ward 2"...

That makes sense

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DW2 2 months ago

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