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Sharon, 46 - Lawyer, divorced with 2 kids, dislikes cliché pick up lines, does not believe in love, reads spicy poetry, fan of fifty shades of gray, dislikes cheap drinks.
Leo, 39 - Computer Tech, single, likes to rock and roll, loves great food, especially raw steaks. Fancy dresser, great with small talk.
Thanks for joining in, Star.
You're welcome, Sunny, cute post, very creative.
I'm dark and mysterious , have curly hair and you won't have a dull moment...
Good one John.
I nominate DandyDon to help me write a profile for this sweet lovable Zonkey
Would love to see that.
I supplied the photo - DD can supply the wording...
Berry, 37 - Woodworker, lots of kids, lives alone, likes being outside, going on long walks, messing up humans' flowerbeds, dislikes humans, cars, long term commitment... hit me up if you like a tongue bath, I can lick for DAAAAAAAYS
Jack, 43. Lawyer at a big firm during the day, exotic dancer at night, medical college student in-between. Enjoys long fast trots through the prairies. Very persuasive. Doesn't take a no for an answer.
Must be a keeper.
Manny, 27. Flamboyant nature lover. Bacon free for 3 years! Likes barnyards, mud wrestling, and apple picking. Hates BBQ and charcuterie. Let's meet for some mushroom hunting and then a very long nap.
Thanks for joining, Vic.
Love this sunny. Many grins.
Maybe you should do one for you pup?
Loves travel, leisure, cuddles and fine food. Looking for friends, no commitments.
Foxy Blitch, 22 - Model, Likes healthy and hygienic people, Loves modelling and photography, Dislikes couch potatoes. Lookin for a rich and smart dawg.
Oh my god what is that? A dog gazelle?
“I think I’m a sloughi with a foxy face. By the way, I found my soulmate. Sorry, You are late.”
Suzi Sloth, aged 57, retired, I'm really laid back, pretty slow and sometimes feel lazy. I'm very fun loving. I am a vegetarian. I like to take naps, and I love to climb trees.
Next time you take a nap keep your eyes open!
Yikes! I will!
Haha animal dating site! :D
Go on, try the gimmick. Find a photo of an animal and imagine what kind of person it would be if they were sentient.
Cindy, 20, I'm shy, but a hugger, I like Forrest hills tr hat have bambo, I'm very much a foodie, with a very picky diet, but I know my food shoots. If you'd like to hang out with the trees, pleases contact me, and plz no d!ck pics
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