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Nasal hair...like who'd put hair up there? it's so annoying and what's worst about it, is that it's rate of growth is equal to the level of importance of the event your about to attend. So if you're about to go on a date or for a job interview, it'll grow like an inch on the way there
I routinely yank out clumps of nose bush with my thumb and forefinger... like you intimate, it seems almost on a daily basis :(
I was thinking there could be a market for a nasal implant made from nuclear waste that destroys hair as well as cures colds
Not a woman issue. I think that would make my eyes water.
Well, you guys got leg and armpit hair issues... our ear and nose hair issues are small potatoes next to that
Yes...but i would much rather shave my legs and armpits than my face. Easy peasy in the shower. No mirror needed. And some body soap, no special foam or gel.
Im glad that we like what we were given.:)
And you do have lots of better stuff to soap in a tub... there is that
Yes...there is that:)
Remember how before graduation my whole class went to a cottage with sleepovers, when one of my female classmates saw the hairs on my toes she called me a werewolf.
LOL - the stuff you never forget, eh?
Yep, been called many things but werewolf was new.
oh look...a hairybacktyl!
That's Rosie O'Donnell! (From the back if I'm not mistaken... )
Five of my chins.......hehe
Jeeze... my first thought is what will Think do with this information...
Make a poem out of it...
There was a young man with six chins
Who thought he would chuck them in the bins
He looked so much better without
Good looking with a great pout
Looks good now, when he grins..
Wow... it sounds exactly like something Think would toss away as a first draft come up with
I'm not in her class
So next time I pass
No one is her her class... I don't know why she's wasting her time with the likes of you all of us on Amirite...
LOLOL - - she mocks me every chance she gets, Johnny :(
And she's too damn good at it, too...
I've never seen finer limericks.
And her Tinkerbell gifs are inspired...
Too bad she's a right wing loon... :(
She is, they are...
Not so much. I need the parts that still work....all of them.
Do you need any fat? I got lots to spare...
No...NO! im just getting rid of the loose 6 lbs i gained since september. Slow...but sure.
It's all about manscaping.
My appendix. I’m just waiting for the day it gets inflamed and needs to be removed. What a useless body part.
Beard. Why the hell is it there? Gotta shave that shit everyday, and it's been a problem since I was 14. Also chest hair, but I'm too lazy to shave it.
The beard is a secondary sexual characteristic (if I'm not mistaken)
Secondary disgusting trait, you mean. Especially disgusting on dudes that let it grow out.. oh god. It shouldn't even exist, same goes with the mustache which is equally as bad.
I dunno... those bearded ladies in the carnivals look oddly wise to me...
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