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Nasal hair...like who'd put hair up there? it's so annoying and what's worst about it, is that it's rate of growth is equal to the level of importance of the event your about to attend. So if you're about to go on a date or for a job interview, it'll grow like an inch on the way there (eek)

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OzSurfer 3 months ago

In response to “Nasal hair...like who'd put hair up there?...

I routinely yank out clumps of nose bush with my thumb and forefinger... like you intimate, it seems almost on a daily basis :(

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “I routinely yank out clumps of nose bush with...

I was thinking there could be a market for a nasal implant made from nuclear waste that destroys hair as well as cures colds (hehe)

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OzSurfer 3 months ago

In response to “LOLOL...

Not a woman issue. I think that would make my eyes water.

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Carla 3 months ago

In response to “Not a woman issue. I think that would make my...

Well, you guys got leg and armpit hair issues... our ear and nose hair issues are small potatoes next to that

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Well, you guys got leg and armpit hair...

Yes...but i would much rather shave my legs and armpits than my face. Easy peasy in the shower. No mirror needed. And some body soap, no special foam or gel.
So...nanananabooboo.
Im glad that we like what we were given.:)

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Carla 3 months ago

In response to “Yes...but i would much rather shave my legs...

And you do have lots of better stuff to soap in a tub... there is that

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “And you do have lots of better stuff to soap...

Yes...there is that:)

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Carla 3 months ago

Remember how before graduation my whole class went to a cottage with sleepovers, when one of my female classmates saw the hairs on my toes she called me a werewolf.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 3 months ago

In response to “Remember how before graduation my whole class...

LOL - the stuff you never forget, eh?

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “LOL - the stuff you never forget, eh?

Yep, been called many things but werewolf was new.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 3 months ago

oh look...a hairybacktyl!

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Freeranger 3 months ago

In response to “oh look...a hairybacktyl!

That's Rosie O'Donnell! (From the back if I'm not mistaken... (confused) )

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

Five of my chins.......hehe

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JD 3 months ago

In response to “Five of my chins.......hehe

Jeeze... my first thought is what will Think do with this information... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Jeeze... my first thought is what will Think...

Make a poem out of it...
There was a young man with six chins
Who thought he would chuck them in the bins
He looked so much better without
Good looking with a great pout
Looks good now, when he grins..

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JD 3 months ago

In response to “Make a poem out of it... There was a young...

Wow... it sounds exactly like something Think would toss away as a first draft come up with (clap)

(hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Wow... it sounds exactly like something Think...

I'm not in her class
So next time I pass

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JD 3 months ago

In response to “I'm not in her class So next time I pass

No one is her her class... I don't know why she's wasting her time with the likes of you all of us on Amirite... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “(angry)(angry)(angry)(angry) (hehe)

LOLOL - - she mocks me every chance she gets, Johnny :(
And she's too damn good at it, too... (angry) (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “LOLOL - - she mocks me every chance she gets...

A genius...

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JD 3 months ago

In response to “A genius...

I've never seen finer limericks.
And her Tinkerbell gifs are inspired...

Too bad she's a right wing loon... :(

(maniac)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “I've never seen finer limericks. And her...

She is, they are...

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JD 3 months ago

Not so much. I need the parts that still work....all of them.

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Carla 3 months ago

In response to “Not so much. I need the parts that still...

Do you need any fat? I got lots to spare...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Do you need any fat? I got lots to spare...

No...NO! im just getting rid of the loose 6 lbs i gained since september. Slow...but sure.

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Carla 3 months ago

It's all about manscaping. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

My appendix. I’m just waiting for the day it gets inflamed and needs to be removed. What a useless body part.

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Logan 3 months ago

Beard. Why the hell is it there? Gotta shave that shit everyday, and it's been a problem since I was 14. Also chest hair, but I'm too lazy to shave it.

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Crimson 3 months ago

In response to “Beard. Why the hell is it there? Gotta shave...

The beard is a secondary sexual characteristic (if I'm not mistaken)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “The beard is a secondary sexual...

Secondary disgusting trait, you mean. Especially disgusting on dudes that let it grow out.. oh god. It shouldn't even exist, same goes with the mustache which is equally as bad.

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Crimson 3 months ago

In response to “Secondary disgusting trait, you mean...

I dunno... those bearded ladies in the carnivals look oddly wise to me...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

My tailbone.

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Vrendowl 2 months ago

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