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You'd hire a lawyer with a sleazy reputation if you figured he or she could get you off (keep it clean, people... 😋), right?

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That's likely all i could afford.

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Carla 4 months ago

In response to “That's likely all i could afford.

Surely somebody's gotta like lawyers??

(hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “Surely somebody's gotta like lawyers?? (hehe)

I know a couple. My moms estate guy is nice enough

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Carla 4 months ago

In response to “Surely somebody's gotta like lawyers?? (hehe)

I do. He's a great lawyer and I served with him in Vietnam. A real no **** guy!

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Rooster 4 months ago

Probably my ex wife's lawyer could convince them of that! Luckily for me? I had a better one! Never hire a sleazy lawyer as I'm sure something comes along with it!

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Rooster 4 months ago

In response to “Probably my ex wife's lawyer could convince...

I wonder when Michael Cohen's name will be mentioned on this post... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “Just now

Doh!

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

A good lawyer must be able to cheat a politician and make the devil sell his soul

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Sunny_the_skeptic 4 months ago

In response to “A good lawyer must be able to cheat a...

Aren't most high-level politicians lawyers? That's a double whammy for we the people... :(

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

I hope I never have to hire a lawyer, sleazy or otherwise.

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StarzAbove 4 months ago

In response to “I hope I never have to hire a lawyer, sleazy...

I hope you don't either, S

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “I hope you don't either, S

I did have to take a guy to petty court, didn't have a lawyer, defended myself and won. lol lol

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StarzAbove 4 months ago

Nope....just plan my escape, save some money.

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DandyDon 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure someone is going to need one soon.

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SynysterGates 4 months ago

Q: What do you get if you cross a sleazy politician with a sleazy lawyer?

A: Chelsea.

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

In response to “Q: What do you get if you cross a sleazy...

YouTube Hitchens and his take on the Clintons... you'd like it :)

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “YouTube Hitchens and his take on the...

This one will do (it's easy to see why you were loath to post a link. (hehe) )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE8PG2mpo58

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

In response to “This one will do (it's easy to see why you...

Uh huh... I am loath to send vids of Hitch when he loathes on my most favorite lying couple in the whole world...

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “Uh huh... I am loath to send vids of Hitch...

A lib's blurred mirage never dies,
As it floats in deranged proggy skies.
A lib loves his liars;
They stoke up his fires,
But only with lib PC lies.

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

A lawyer "should" be a person who does what is needed to protect someones rights and help see justice get done. Unfortunately, that's not how they are rated today. They are rated by how likely they are to get a guilty person acquitted, how much money they can get from a company, how they can "use" the millions of laws to evade or exploit the justice system.

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JustJimColo 4 months ago

Same with a debater. The problem is, many people fall for it. For instance, all you have to do is call the other person's sources fake news now a days and somehow you have more credibility by your peers even if its just bs

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TomboyJanet 4 months ago

There are people who believe the world is flat.....nutters...don't know if they need lawyers or not...

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JD 4 months ago

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Only if they try to sell you land on the underside of the flat disk.

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

In response to “Only if they try to sell you land on the...

Must be very dry on that side, is that why Australia is sunny...hehe

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JD 4 months ago

In response to “Must be very dry on that side, is that why...

Naturally, the water all runs off the edge... doesn't stick to the bottom. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

I live in England we have laws and stuff. (hehe)
乂^◡^乂

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Ada 4 months ago

In response to “I live in England we have laws and stuff...

You call them barristers and solicitors over there, Ada.

Hmm... solicitors... quite apt, I must say. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

In response to “You call them barristers and solicitors over...

Taking the piss outta our system, I'm getting a barrister to sue your **** haha. (hehe)乂^◡^乂

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Ada 4 months ago

In response to “Taking the piss outta our system, I'm getting...

I'd better hide. (swt)

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Thinkerbell 4 months ago

In response to “I'd better hide...

(hehe)乂^◡^乂

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Ada 4 months ago

I would settle for one that knows the law.

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that_guy 4 months ago

In response to “I would settle for one that knows the law.

It's been said one of the greats didn't know the law... he hired people who did. You want an orator to state your case.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Darrow

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

Only if the law says the world is flat, the judge tells the jury to disregard their personal knowledge and only go by what the law says, and the jury doesn't believe in The Right of Jury Nullification.

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Walt_OReagun 4 months ago

In response to “Only if the law says the world is flat, the...

Sounds like you've had a similar experience... :(

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “Sounds like you've had a similar experience... :(

It's a "fail safe" to get out of jury duty.
Wait until the judge asks if anyone would have a problem following his instructions ... then state that you believe in the Fully Informed Jury and Jury Nullification.

Because usually the judge's instructions tell you to disregard everything except the law. (Meaning if all the witnesses say 2+2=7, the jury can't say "That's obviously wrong.")

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Walt_OReagun 4 months ago

In response to “It's a "fail safe" to get out of jury...

Thank you for that!

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Chuck_Tom 4 months ago

In response to “Thank you for that!

Usually, they will call me in to the judge's chamber - with the defense and prosecuting lawyers - and ask me why I wouldn't obey the judge's instructions. I always calmly explain, and they send me back to the jury pool .

I have served on a couple juries, so it doesn't automatically disqualify you. But they know ahead of time what they are getting from me, so neither side can claim I somehow "tainted" the jury.

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Walt_OReagun 4 months ago

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