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Or a helmet, touque, baseball cap, sombrero, beanie...

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I bet someone get burried with a baseball cap. I mean so many bald men wear them constantly so you wouldn't know who it is without that cap.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 3 months ago

In response to “I bet someone get burried with a baseball...

Ha! Just for chrome domes! (hehe)

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Rooster 3 months ago

Not that I've ever seen. Except maybe in your picture! (hehe)

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Rooster 3 months ago

I guess this guy didn't have much choice:



(hello)(hello)

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Will_Janitor 3 months ago

Aren't Jewish people buried with a Yamaka?

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SkylarPerkins 3 months ago

In response to “Aren't Jewish people buried with a Yamaka?

That sounds true. I suppose either one of us could've googled this...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

John, why are you wearing such a small hat on your crotch?
You led me to believe in earlier comments that it would have to be at least as large as the one on your head for adequate coverage. (no)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “John, why are you wearing such a small hat on...

You got me...
The photo I sent you of "Andre" at full mast was doctored...

Forgive me?

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “You got me... The photo I sent you of...

I forgive you... I know you've needed doctoring since your accident. (cry)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “I forgive you... I know you've needed...

Since then, after recovery, I've been outfitted with a new appendage... one resembling a baby's arm grasping an apple

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Since then, after recovery, I've been...

I'll get on it with Photoshop right away.

Note the hint of great things to come at the top front of your jeans. (jolly)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “I'll get on it with Photoshop right away...

Make my bag nice and floppy...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Make my bag nice and floppy...

Is down to your shins ok?

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “Is down to your shins...

Tightened to floppy from scraping the floor...

What a ninny... (scn)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “__Tightened__ to floppy from //scraping the...

They're not scraping the floor.

They keep perfect time. T = 2π √(L/g)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “They're not scraping the floor. They keep...

Create whatever degree of flopitude that would slap against strike your fancy, then...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZu9N8qMKjA&...

Now... let's discuss your own floppies.

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Now... let's discuss your own floppies.

They don't flop at all, they're firm, like any fairy's.(wink)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “They don't flop at all, they're firm, like...

I actually clicked on that picture to get a better look... (redface)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “I actually clicked on that picture to get a...

Oops. (redface)
Now I'll have to hide.

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “Oops. (redface) Now I'll have to...

Better yet... let's discuss your lower region... not your ****

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “Better yet... let's discuss //your// lower...

You mean my feet?

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “You mean my...

Let's start there... and then...

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “http://i.imgur.com/8mP3FK9.gif

Well, one has to keep up appearances... (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “Well, one has to keep up appearances... (biggrin)

I could watch that show on a loop...

https://youtu.be/rUOl_KIMzSM

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “I could watch that show on a loop...

Yes, I loved that show. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

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This is no place for a lady, Starz... sorry you had to read all that sleazy stuff Thinker was writing... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “This is no place for a lady, Starz... sorry...

lol That darn Thinker, she's one nasty little fairy. (biggrin)(biggrin)(clap)(clap)

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

In response to “lol That darn Thinker, she's one nasty...

Whaddaya mean, nasty?!

And after I fixed up John's gut and... um... other parts after his accident!   Sheesh!
http://www.amirite.com/819613-a...mirite/2758093

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “Whaddaya mean...

Calm down, little Fairy, or I'll have to get my insect spray after you....(biggrin)(maniac)

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

In response to “Calm down, little Fairy, or I'll have to get...

Watch it with that bug spray, Starz... My Sis and I are members in good standing of the NRA. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “LOL https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoons...

Yeah, but tell Fatso there that these fairies can shoot back. (hehe)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

In response to “Yeah, but tell Fatso there that these fairies...

He has backup. lol

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

In response to “He has backup...

Looks like somebody from Antifa. (biggrin)

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Thinkerbell 3 months ago

Hard to believe but a friend of mine, died about 3 years ago, he loved horses, so they put his saddle in the coffin with him. Heaviest casket ever, took about 10 pallbearers to carry the casket.

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

In response to “Hard to believe but a friend of mine, died...

That was a wonderful thought, eh?

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “That was a wonderful thought, eh?

I guess, but most of us thought it was very weird. lol The minister even commented that "he could ride into heaven on that saddle." (biggrin) Yipee, !!!!

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StarzAbove 3 months ago

In response to “That was a wonderful thought, eh?

What happened to the block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock (hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “What happened to the block-unblock...

If you're talking about a certain specific situation, I could very well ask you guys the same thing... (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “If you're talking about a certain specific...

That's very limited, maybe twice. But I think I'm do for my second anytime. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “That's very limited, maybe twice. But I think...

You got some catchin' up to do... better get to blockin' not now, not right now but right effin' NOW! (hehe)

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “You got some catchin' up to do... better get...

My block button's broken. I'll have to get Amirite maintenance to fix it. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “My block button's broken. I'll have to get...

C'mon, now... you just don't want to break her heart by blocking her.

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “C'mon, now... you just don't want to break...

I have no reason to block. I'm a nice guy. (maniac)

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “I have no reason to block. I'm a nice guy...

I know! Let's get Mikey to block her!

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “I know! Let's get Mikey to block...

(maniac)(maniac) I haven't seen that commercial in a while. Not sure it's still around.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

In response to “(maniac)(maniac) I haven't seen that...

2 generations ago... that kid's prob a granddad by now

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Chuck_Tom 3 months ago

In response to “2 generations ago... that kid's prob a...

LOL. That might very well be.

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SynysterGates 3 months ago

It would be itchy

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TomboyJanet 3 months ago

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