Or a helmet, touque, baseball cap, sombrero, beanie...
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I bet someone get burried with a baseball cap. I mean so many bald men wear them constantly so you wouldn't know who it is without that cap.
Ha! Just for chrome domes!
Not that I've ever seen. Except maybe in your picture!
I guess this guy didn't have much choice:
Aren't Jewish people buried with a Yamaka?
That sounds true. I suppose either one of us could've googled this...
John, why are you wearing such a small hat on your crotch?
You led me to believe in earlier comments that it would have to be at least as large as the one on your head for adequate coverage.
You got me...
The photo I sent you of "Andre" at full mast was doctored...
I forgive you... I know you've needed doctoring since your accident.
Since then, after recovery, I've been outfitted with a new appendage... one resembling a baby's arm grasping an apple
I'll get on it with Photoshop right away.
Note the hint of great things to come at the top front of your jeans.
Make my bag nice and floppy...
Is down to your shins ok?
Tightened to floppy from scraping the floor...
What a ninny...
They're not scraping the floor.
They keep perfect time. T = 2π √(L/g)
Create whatever degree of flopitude that would slap against strike your fancy, then...
Now... let's discuss your own floppies.
They don't flop at all, they're firm, like any fairy's.
I actually clicked on that picture to get a better look...
Now I'll have to hide.
Better yet... let's discuss your lower region... not your ****
You mean my feet?
Let's start there... and then...
Well, one has to keep up appearances...
I could watch that show on a loop...
Yes, I loved that show.
This is no place for a lady, Starz... sorry you had to read all that sleazy stuff Thinker was writing...
lol That darn Thinker, she's one nasty little fairy.
Whaddaya mean, nasty?!
And after I fixed up John's gut and... um... other parts after his accident! Sheesh!
Calm down, little Fairy, or I'll have to get my insect spray after you....
Watch it with that bug spray, Starz... My Sis and I are members in good standing of the NRA.
Yeah, but tell Fatso there that these fairies can shoot back.
He has backup. lol
Looks like somebody from Antifa.
Hard to believe but a friend of mine, died about 3 years ago, he loved horses, so they put his saddle in the coffin with him. Heaviest casket ever, took about 10 pallbearers to carry the casket.
That was a wonderful thought, eh?
I guess, but most of us thought it was very weird. lol The minister even commented that "he could ride into heaven on that saddle." Yipee, !!!!
What happened to the block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock block-unblock
If you're talking about a certain specific situation, I could very well ask you guys the same thing...
That's very limited, maybe twice. But I think I'm do for my second anytime.
You got some catchin' up to do... better get to blockin' not now, not right now but right effin' NOW!
My block button's broken. I'll have to get Amirite maintenance to fix it.
C'mon, now... you just don't want to break her heart by blocking her.
I have no reason to block. I'm a nice guy.
I know! Let's get Mikey to block her!
I haven't seen that commercial in a while. Not sure it's still around.
2 generations ago... that kid's prob a granddad by now
LOL. That might very well be.
It would be itchy
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