Oh and watch out for vending machines they are just as bad 😘
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I love sharks, beautiful creatures of the sea. Plugged in toasters in the ocean, not so much.
They are very beautiful, I do agree. No, they ain't as pretty and neither is their step sister the vending machine I really did read an article about things more likely to kill ya than a shark and I was really shocked. I just happened to be making toast when I thought this
Yes, especially when you're trying to get the small crust out with a fork, while it's still on.
Wait your supposed to turn it off when ya do that
Huh? No one ever told me that .... no wonder
I can't not confirm nor deny that looks like something that has occurred in my kitchen
I'm thinking of going to Walmart and buy the cheapest toaster, and giving it a shot.
Let me tell ya it is one hell of a shocking experience
Aw, they won't hurt ya! Zonkey would love this question! That's my toaster!
I don't know...toasters can be pretty vicious from what I heard
Go ahead! Click! You know you want to!
I just knew vending machines were dangerous You were I did want to click it...I like pushing buttons
I love sharks, beautiful creatures of the sea. Plugged in toasters in the ocean, not so much.
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They are very beautiful, I do agree.


No, they ain't as pretty and neither is their step sister the vending machine
I really did read an article about things more likely to kill ya than a shark and I was really shocked. I just happened to be making toast when I thought this
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Yes, especially when you're trying to get the small crust out with a fork, while it's still on.

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Wait your supposed to turn it off when ya do that

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Huh? No one ever told me that .... no wonder

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I can't not confirm nor deny that looks like something that has occurred in my kitchen

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I'm thinking of going to Walmart and buy the cheapest toaster, and giving it a shot.

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Let me tell ya it is one hell of a shocking experience

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Aw, they won't hurt ya! Zonkey would love this question! That's my toaster!

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I don't know...toasters can be pretty vicious from what I heard
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Go ahead! Click! You know you want to!
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I just knew vending machines were dangerous

You were I did want to click it...I like pushing buttons
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