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clearly, as a Super Hero, we sometimes get called away..... (think)

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Freeranger 6 months ago

"I have broken three of my five hind legs."

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ZonkeyBalls 6 months ago

Can't think of one at the moment and certainly not for a date. At my age, I sure won't make an excuse to get out of one.

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Rooster 6 months ago

I have the flu. Keep a lie simple.

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JustJimColo 6 months ago

Not creative at all.

Usually I am sick or my car won't start. When it is snowing you can use the 'I am snowed in excuse.'

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Tiffanee 6 months ago

Locusts ate my uniform off the clothesline😊

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BarbOBarr 6 months ago

Bad cramps and asked if he could buy me tampons, midol and a heating pad. He never called again LOL

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Rose_Bud 6 months ago