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clearly, as a Super Hero, we sometimes get called away.....
"I have broken three of my five hind legs."
Can't think of one at the moment and certainly not for a date. At my age, I sure won't make an excuse to get out of one.
I have the flu. Keep a lie simple.
Not creative at all.
Usually I am sick or my car won't start. When it is snowing you can use the 'I am snowed in excuse.'
Locusts ate my uniform off the clothesline😊
Bad cramps and asked if he could buy me tampons, midol and a heating pad. He never called again LOL
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