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The leaves of a poison oak bush
A nuclear warhead, which has known to happen more often than one might want to believe.
Cut the paper towels in half
Cut the crap.
Oooh I'd rather not.
Here I sit, in a cloud of vapor
Some **** stole the toilet paper
My work is waiting
I cannot linger
Watch out ****, here comes my finger!
Here comes my finger, why do I linger?
I guess that's better than looking for the hand towel.
Yeah and it's brown too. lol
If I had a worse speech impediment than I have now, I would call you SandySon.
I would take a shower before having to do that..
I always have plenty on hand :-).
probably the money in one's wallet. keep the change....
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