Rome hotel: Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out. Polish Tourist Brochure: As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed. French Hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser. French Restaurant Menu: Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up. French Swimming Pool: Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior. Spanish Hotel Ad: The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort. Madrid Restaurant Menu: Tarts of the house. Madrid Hotel: Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day. Athens Restaurant Menu: Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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Rome hotel:
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
Polish Tourist Brochure:
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
French Hotel:
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
French Restaurant Menu:
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
French Swimming Pool:
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
Spanish Hotel Ad:
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
Madrid Restaurant Menu:
Tarts of the house.
Madrid Hotel:
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
Athens Restaurant Menu:
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce *shish-kebab tripe
On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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In response to “Rome hotel: Fire! It is what can doing, we...”
Those are hilarious xD
My fellow madrileños are not too good at translating into English it seems
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Very good!
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Bad English
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I reckon we do not translate well.
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Sounds more like someone trying to type, while being put in a choke hold..
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I don't know what either of those say. Please use proper ENGLISH only
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In response to “I don't know what either of those say...”
What's proper English? You just gave me a permission to have **** with you seventeen times a day. Did I complain? No.
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In response to “What's proper English? You just gave me a...”
Silly i said ZERO
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In response to “Silly i said ZERO”
Just try to adjust, as I try to adjust to the most recent whiff of having no reality at all. I'm dealing with a thought of actually writing the bloody book. That one, yes. Fiction, but believable enough. The one.
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Chopped cow with a wire through...sounds good, now I'm hungry
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Lol -
!
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