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I would like this one
Just be prepared for what you are getting into.
Nope! Had a Cockatiel once though! Cool birds.
****... Uhm, what?
Knew you would have a remark about that! LOL.
What? About parrots? That's just weird, man.
You can't just bring Ron around here, that's weird.
Okay... You can bring Ron around here.
I had two onetime. The male looked just like that, and he could talk and sing.
They are parrots, just little ones. They are part of the 'too' family.
Ya I had one named him wojahowits after that long faced old guy on barney miller show. I came home one evening to find him dead on the floor of his cage, I don't know what happened to the poor thing, but no more birds for me.
Sorry. Didn't mean to bring any bad memories... Stuff just keeps happening.
You said i WAS a parrot;).
We kept a mynah bird for my great grandmother for a while when i was young. Dirty birds. Loud too.
Dirty Birds would have been even a better franchise for the local silly gaming company.
My wife has an African Grey. I really don't like that bird. It's loud, it's irritating and they are very messy. That, plus the damn bird will probably outlive me by 30 years.
Damn it, Jim, just crapping on my posts all over, again, aren't you? You are a bird.
That is a very intelligent bird.
I don't know about intelligent, but loud I can agree with.
They can have an over 300 word vocabulary. They are the most sought out of the parrots.
Our kids are already arguing about who will be stuck with ours when we kick.
Nope, but my neighbor had one that cussed a lot. lol
I have one, an umbrella cockatoo!
Now that bird I like. My wife's cousin used to have a few of those in a cage outside their house in Tasmania.
I have a friend that rescued an abused cockatoo. He hates most people (we have a good relationship, but it took time).
He screams, loudly, alot.....
I might be a parrot.
Ours gets so loud I've thought about getting a headset for watching TV. Of course my wife put his cage, which is huge, 3 ft from my recliner.
Are you certain, you aren't in a cage as well?
No uncertainty about it. I KNOW I'm in a cage, and half the time, they forget to feed and water me.
You're a dancing cactus.
She probably wants him to be *included*.
I love all critters, would likely take a bird in distress if no one else would. But...i would have those headphones...
They can be mean, Jim. LOL! Mine just bite me last night because I was ignoring him.
I've had a chunk taken out of me a couple times.
That's the definition of having ****. It's normal.
I thought having a chunk taken out of you was describing divorce, not ****.
No, that's the way how Finns reproduce.
I'm trying to avoid a visual of that......
You take one **** and an egg and get the pan hot enough... Oh, I thought this was a food programme. So easy to get confused with 500 channels.
There are probably some women on here reading your description and going, "YES!!!"
I do not have a parrot, birds don't do too well with me and that type costs way to much to waste on a bird that will likely drop dead in a month or so. I spent lot of money on a cockiteil and it was dead in 3 months. Dogs are my pet they are tough and can stand the cold in maine.
Maine? That's where Stephen is about... Are you certain, you haven't named your dog Cujo? I mean, that would be a coincidence.
No my dogs are cute not horrible. Stevie lives in my old neighborhood.
That's strange, as a coincidence.
I agree, I don't have a parrot. I don't really like pet birds.
I want to have a pet eagle. Just so my pet owl can chop him to pieces.
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