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Yeah, this was actually a question, but I cannot bother to change it to the other side. I apologize for the inconvenience.
I changed that for you!
I'd call that an impressive room service!
You might try a hoe instead. All they think of is the money! So you're safe there! LOL
I tried a garden hose.
I just needed the compressor engine to run the air backwards.
Don't want to see you get a yeast infection or anything so, why not go the safe route and buy a hot tub? Put it on hyper-massage and just sit over the jets......
That would be cheating on Winnipeg Jets.
no one said anything about pegging buddy. that's on you.....
I don't know if that's possible Zonk, women are interesting creatures, often unreadable and impulsive. Nothing good isn't without it's conditions or consequences.
You can see their teeth, so... You can predict their future as well... Being a thanksgiving Turkey and all... No, wait... I meant... Oh, oops.
Have you met Samantha?
No, but I had a wonderful weekend with Gretchel, the non-talking parrot in Münich. She was quite choppy, though. I needed some surgery, after she was through.
Well Samantha...(poor Samantha)...might judge you, but she's unlikely to attack you. ;)
Is that the same Samantha that was on here as anonymous?
Oh? You're introducing men to Samantha?
Samantha Fox is a lesbian. Also, she's had a surgery - she wanted, counter-intellectually, smaller breasts. That means she doesn't like the natural order of mammals winning the planet over, after the silly event. She wants to be a crocodile.
That's not good!
Crocodile's have very interesting eyes, but you can't trust them, as they always bite!
It's in their nature. I wouldn't trust my **** anywhere near Samantha. I bet she has bitey downstairs as well.
duct tape is amazing
I think duct tape is a precursor to having any kind of **** with a crocodile. It's chemistry.
She'll spark up your **** life.
My **** has no life. Anybody has some cheap Viagra I could buy online?
JD uses my own cocktail, which has nothing to do with a tail, but plenty with a ****.
Just get a tin foil hat!
Then she'll be scratching her head, as she won't be able to read your mind
Women can read your mind 24/7 Marko, that's just the way it is.
Even I can't read my mind.
The perfect woman for you...
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