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That's a parrot

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DWF 9 days ago

In response to “That's a parrot

Actually, it's a honey badger, but since Google doesn't really provide any help, while fetching the pictures... That's all I got.

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ZonkeyBalls 9 days ago

Tain't mine!

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Rooster 9 days ago

In response to “Tain't mine!...

Changing colors confuses the traffic lights as well. Clever thinking, bro!

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ZonkeyBalls 9 days ago

That looks like my neighbors chihuahua, that keeps sneaking up behind me and barking at me..

I'd like to catch him and stuff him in the mailbox..

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DandyDon 9 days ago

No ... my turtle has a nicer smile.

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JanHaskell 9 days ago

In response to “No ... my turtle has a nicer smile...

It's on LSD, clearly.

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ZonkeyBalls 9 days ago

BOB!!

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Gun 8 days ago

In response to “BOB!!

Actually, that's my mother's maiden name.

Thou shalt not give Bob too much credit -- The twelth from the broken tablet.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 days ago

In response to “Actually, that's my mother's maiden...

Coolio

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Gun 8 days ago

In response to “Coolio

I think you mean LL Cool Jay. He is my long-lost brother, found in Vietnam. Which is weird, since Finland never took a part in that silly war. I guess he got lost.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 days ago

In response to “I think you mean LL Cool Jay. He is my...

Agnetha Fältskog!

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Gun 8 days ago

In response to “Agnetha Fältskog!

The Fat Giraffe from Angola? I don't read that well. Then again, I never even tried to.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 days ago

In response to “The Fat Giraffe from Angola? I don't read...

Nah, the formerly hot blonde from ABBA

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Gun 8 days ago

Yep, that's Herman...I just can't figure why he left his shell and toenails over there.

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azlotto 8 days ago

In response to “Yep, that's Herman...I just can't figure why...

It's all about radioactive radiation. Nothing to worry about. He will kill you soon.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 days ago

In response to “It's all about radioactive radiation. Nothing...

You mean skunks are deadly?

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azlotto 8 days ago

In response to “You mean skunks are deadly?

No, skunks are merely trying to win the Eurojackpot by cheating. They send skunks to the future and then communicate with each other through certain smells.

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ZonkeyBalls 7 days ago

In response to “No, skunks are merely trying to win the...

Lol...They communicate in fragrance code.

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azlotto 7 days ago

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