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That way of thinking is a big part of what's wrong with the world
Or just reflective of your personality, little kids are pretty open about what they think, as well as easily pick up on any behavior.
If I was asked that I'd probably be like Deadpool, neither a hero nor a villain. Heroes get the approval of all but have heavy restrictions on what they can do or think, villains are free to be the way they are. That's why I think being in the middle is the best, don't get adoration but don't get hatred either just be low profile.
So he’s not that smart. Super villains do get paid, that’s why they do evil. Like if I was a super villain I would just put a 10 percent tax on everything, and sit somewhere with my death laser and destroy any country which doesn’t pay up.
I would destroy Sweden just for the fun of it. Then again, I'm known to be prone to having evil impulses, such as eating strawberries, while watching NHL playoffs. That might happen this year as well.
You sick ****!! You eat strawberries?!!
From a big bowl. It's a metaphore.
You eat strawberry flavored Metaphores!? You sick ****!!! :)
It's still an upgrade from my old habit. I used to eat megawhores.
Fewer crabs in strawberries. I’ll give you that. :)
Is this about Superman's crotch once again?
Ok, seriously no mortal could have **** with Superman. They would die. Probably no matter how gentle he thought he was. If he had a couple beers he’d be getting rid of bodies. The sick-sad truth of Superman. Forever bound to hump mountains.
I've heard, that Batman's sperm is full of shadowy figures.
Well duh. The Wayne family is just as shadowy as the David Koresh cult and the Clinton Foundation combined.
I would still **** Chelsea.
It's my favorite FC in Premiership. Even after being exposed to my father's sperm as an egg.
I have nothing to disagree with on that one. :)
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