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That way of thinking is a big part of what's wrong with the world

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DWF 13 days ago

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Or just reflective of your personality, little kids are pretty open about what they think, as well as easily pick up on any behavior.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 12 days ago

If I was asked that I'd probably be like Deadpool, neither a hero nor a villain. Heroes get the approval of all but have heavy restrictions on what they can do or think, villains are free to be the way they are. That's why I think being in the middle is the best, don't get adoration but don't get hatred either just be low profile.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 12 days ago

So he’s not that smart. Super villains do get paid, that’s why they do evil. Like if I was a super villain I would just put a 10 percent tax on everything, and sit somewhere with my death laser and destroy any country which doesn’t pay up.

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TheTorrent 12 days ago

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I would destroy Sweden just for the fun of it. Then again, I'm known to be prone to having evil impulses, such as eating strawberries, while watching NHL playoffs. That might happen this year as well.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

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You sick ****!! You eat strawberries?!!

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DW2 12 days ago

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From a big bowl. It's a metaphore.

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ZonkeyBalls 12 days ago

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You eat strawberry flavored Metaphores!? You sick ****!!! :)

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DW2 11 days ago

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It's still an upgrade from my old habit. I used to eat megawhores.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 days ago

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Fewer crabs in strawberries. I’ll give you that. :)

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DW2 11 days ago

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Is this about Superman's crotch once again?

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ZonkeyBalls 11 days ago

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Ok, seriously no mortal could have **** with Superman. They would die. Probably no matter how gentle he thought he was. If he had a couple beers he’d be getting rid of bodies. The sick-sad truth of Superman. Forever bound to hump mountains.

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DW2 11 days ago

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I've heard, that Batman's sperm is full of shadowy figures.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 days ago

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Well duh. The Wayne family is just as shadowy as the David Koresh cult and the Clinton Foundation combined.

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DW2 11 days ago

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I would still **** Chelsea.

It's my favorite FC in Premiership. Even after being exposed to my father's sperm as an egg.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 days ago

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I have nothing to disagree with on that one. :)

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DW2 11 days ago

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