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The first two that come to mind, are "it is what it is" and "at the end of the day". Oh...and "I was like literally" ten times in single conversation.

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Piper2 8 months ago

In response to “The first two that come to mind, are "it...

"It is what it is" is one I hate too!

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “"It is what it is" is one I hate too!

It is what... Wait. Oh. Crap.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

Believe me, I wouldn't lie to you.

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StarzAbove 8 months ago

In response to “Believe me, I wouldn't lie to you.

Or they say, "why would I lie to you?"

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “Or they say, "why would I lie to you?"

I would lie to you pretty much about anything, just for having a peek under that skirt - with a very large telescope array. Oh. Wait. Crap... Too honest, as always.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “I would lie to you pretty much about...

Just peel up my little avatar and take a peek.

(wink)

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “Just peel up my little avatar and take a...

Is that a mammoth under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “Is that a mammoth under your skirt or are you...

Night night Zonkey. (bye)

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “Just peel up my little avatar and take a...

You look like the type of bad girls my mom told me not to talk to when I was little (biggrin)

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 months ago

In response to “Or they say, "why would I lie to you?"

Exactly, while they are lying through their teeth.

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StarzAbove 8 months ago

In response to “Exactly, while they are lying through their teeth.

Isn't that the whole point of having false teeth?

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “Isn't that the whole point of having false teeth?

Prosthetic teeth, some dentures and implants look really convincing, did you know that before people made teeth from plastic or ceramic they used teeth from corpses? Yeah so they were pretty real and you have a hefty chance of getting syphilis from the dentures since a lot of the teeth were from sick soldiers.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 months ago

"Know what I'm sayin?"....as a period for every sentence..

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DandyDon 8 months ago

In response to “"Know what I'm sayin?"....as a period...

It's so easy to imitate Jack Nicholson, you know?

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “It's so easy to imitate Jack Nicholson, you know?

There's no shortage of inspiration....

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DandyDon 8 months ago

awesome can't think of a phrase so I will look at what everyone writes. A word that is annoying that word is so very overused.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 8 months ago

In response to “awesome can't think of a phrase so I will...

Awesomesauce. That is one too. Yuck.

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “Awesomesauce. That is one too. Yuck.

Is it an euphodelic **** replacement? Sounds like it.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

"I know you better than you know yourself."

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azlotto 8 months ago

"Don't take this the wrong way but..."

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MonaLea 8 months ago

Everything happens for a reason.
Everything works out in the end.
God works in mysterious ways.

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PhilboydStudge 8 months ago

Of the deceased: She's in a better place; She's no longer in agony; She's in Heaven with the angels; She looks so peaceful.

Of those with chronic mental health issues: Things will get better; I know what you're going through; You just need some rest.

Smile, it's contagious!

Let's pray on this (and everything else).

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PartyOfOne 8 months ago

In response to “Of the deceased: She's in a better place;...

All really good ones!

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “All really good ones!

Thank you :)

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PartyOfOne 8 months ago

In response to “Thank you :)

YW (biggrin)

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MonaLea 8 months ago

Actually......a word. Just this one word. "amazing."

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Freeranger 8 months ago

" Don't worry, it will be ok" I get that it's an attempt to help me relax but no it doesn't work, the trouble comes and life moves on, it won't consider how I feel

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 months ago

In response to “" Don't worry, it will be ok" I get...

Agree. Worst thing to say to someone that is upset is to "relax" or "calm down".

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MonaLea 8 months ago

In response to “Agree. Worst thing to say to someone that is...

The worst part is that you realize it's an emotional response and not a rational one, but at these times you dont want the rational options.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 8 months ago

In response to “The worst part is that you realize it's an...

Sometimes you just want someone to listen. No words needed since I don't always know the right thing to say.

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MonaLea 8 months ago

It's safe you can trust me.

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Metal_god14 8 months ago

A guy kept feeding me BS when I was trying to get something done and following with "are we on the same page?" Ever the impatient soul, I finally told him that no, we are not on the same page. I've already finished the book and it wasn't a good one.

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ozzyboy 8 months ago

WTF. What does it really mean.Makes no sense.

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hootowl 8 months ago

In response to “WTF. What does it really mean.Makes no sense.

Try substituting WTF for an older phrase - "What in God's name is floating legs up in my soup?"

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Bub 7 months ago

In response to “Try substituting WTF for an older phrase -...

I don't use WTF,I wish other people would substitute it.They sounds like idiots.

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hootowl 7 months ago

In response to “I don't use WTF,I wish other people would...

Our idiom has coarsened... I agree. But, time marches on. The newer generations must - and will - chart the way "forward" whether we like it or not.

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Bub 7 months ago

In response to “Try substituting WTF for an older phrase -...

Too many words and not as effective.

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Tiffanee 7 months ago

In response to “Too many words and not as effective.

The key is brevity, then... less is more. Gotcha :)

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Bub 7 months ago

Idk if it's a phrase but my mum tells me that people bully because they're mistreated or have been bullied before. No they don't! They're just **** -_-

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KittyGotClaws_YT 8 months ago

"Both sides do it"
"After a courageous battle with cancer... " (Obituary phrasing)

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Bub 7 months ago

What about the timeless classic "it is gods will." Well anything about 'evil' or 'satan' is always highly cliched and laughable.

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Tiffanee 7 months ago

When you ask a kid "why did you do that" they reply "I don't know"?.

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Metal_god14 7 months ago

In response to “When you ask a kid "why did you do...

Even worse when an adult answers with that. I can understand a child doing it for some things.

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MonaLea 7 months ago

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