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The first two that come to mind, are "it is what it is" and "at the end of the day". Oh...and "I was like literally" ten times in single conversation.
"It is what it is" is one I hate too!
It is what... Wait. Oh. Crap.
Believe me, I wouldn't lie to you.
Or they say, "why would I lie to you?"
I would lie to you pretty much about anything, just for having a peek under that skirt - with a very large telescope array. Oh. Wait. Crap... Too honest, as always.
Just peel up my little avatar and take a peek.
Is that a mammoth under your skirt or are you just happy to see me?
Night night Zonkey.
You look like the type of bad girls my mom told me not to talk to when I was little
Exactly, while they are lying through their teeth.
Isn't that the whole point of having false teeth?
Prosthetic teeth, some dentures and implants look really convincing, did you know that before people made teeth from plastic or ceramic they used teeth from corpses? Yeah so they were pretty real and you have a hefty chance of getting syphilis from the dentures since a lot of the teeth were from sick soldiers.
"Know what I'm sayin?"....as a period for every sentence..
It's so easy to imitate Jack Nicholson, you know?
There's no shortage of inspiration....
awesome can't think of a phrase so I will look at what everyone writes. A word that is annoying that word is so very overused.
Awesomesauce. That is one too. Yuck.
Is it an euphodelic **** replacement? Sounds like it.
"I know you better than you know yourself."
"Don't take this the wrong way but..."
Everything happens for a reason.
Everything works out in the end.
God works in mysterious ways.
Of the deceased: She's in a better place; She's no longer in agony; She's in Heaven with the angels; She looks so peaceful.
Of those with chronic mental health issues: Things will get better; I know what you're going through; You just need some rest.
Smile, it's contagious!
Let's pray on this (and everything else).
All really good ones!
Thank you :)
Actually......a word. Just this one word. "amazing."
" Don't worry, it will be ok" I get that it's an attempt to help me relax but no it doesn't work, the trouble comes and life moves on, it won't consider how I feel
Agree. Worst thing to say to someone that is upset is to "relax" or "calm down".
The worst part is that you realize it's an emotional response and not a rational one, but at these times you dont want the rational options.
Sometimes you just want someone to listen. No words needed since I don't always know the right thing to say.
It's safe you can trust me.
A guy kept feeding me BS when I was trying to get something done and following with "are we on the same page?" Ever the impatient soul, I finally told him that no, we are not on the same page. I've already finished the book and it wasn't a good one.
WTF. What does it really mean.Makes no sense.
Try substituting WTF for an older phrase - "What in God's name is floating legs up in my soup?"
I don't use WTF,I wish other people would substitute it.They sounds like idiots.
Our idiom has coarsened... I agree. But, time marches on. The newer generations must - and will - chart the way "forward" whether we like it or not.
Too many words and not as effective.
The key is brevity, then... less is more. Gotcha :)
"It wasn't meant to be"
Cowardly, spineless cop out.
Idk if it's a phrase but my mum tells me that people bully because they're mistreated or have been bullied before. No they don't! They're just **** -_-
"Both sides do it"
"After a courageous battle with cancer... " (Obituary phrasing)
What about the timeless classic "it is gods will." Well anything about 'evil' or 'satan' is always highly cliched and laughable.
When you ask a kid "why did you do that" they reply "I don't know"?.
Even worse when an adult answers with that. I can understand a child doing it for some things.
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