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Nope no skills, but shoot if I didn't want to tell you why would i tell you :))))
I bet you have magic skills in both the bed and on the kitchen table. Not trying to be rude here, but merely having a rude guess.
Yea...I can close my eyes and make eyeballs switch sides..
I thought that took a major surgery, but I'm glad to know worse than that.
I'm not telling
We all know about Welsh people. You turn into cats, when you are sleeping, right? Prove me wrong.
Don't mention the sheep!
As the famous Welsh said, in company of a ventriloquist: "That sheep is known to lie about stuff. Don't believe a thing she says about me."
Oh, just realized that Welsh were mentioned in my pal's song. Silly Norwegians. Not you, but them.
Is being able to catch a couple dozen coins off of your elbow a weird talent? Not that I can.
No. It's called capitalism.
I can touch my nose with my lip
I can touch your nose with a forklift.
I can touch your heart with alcohol.
I don't have one. I merely have three livers in a jar.
I will find you one, I will crossbreed a donkey with a zebra just for you.
I'd prefer a hybrid between an elephant and a goose. I love Eloose.
What about a rhino and a mantis shrimp hybrid, do you know how strong are mantis shrimps? Their punches break the sound barrier.
Their farts are the basis for the FTL drive.
Yes, and I'm not telling.
I read Zonkeys mind all the time. Not really an amazing talent just weird. Takes really special medication, self flagulation and repetitive writing on a black board. Though I think I can control it now. :)
I feel remotely controlled by you, mate.
That’s good. :)
No, you left this playing in my head for 72 hours.
Then you had a better 72 hours than me.
You can't have fun with anything, that comes out from Cleveland.
Lo **** l.
By the way you are welcome. :)
I summon thee.. Italians.
Thank you. I like a lot. :)
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