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Nope no skills, but shoot if I didn't want to tell you why would i tell you (hehe):))))

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 5 months ago

In response to “Nope no skills, but shoot if I didn't want to...

I bet you have magic skills in both the bed and on the kitchen table. Not trying to be rude here, but merely having a rude guess.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

Yea...I can close my eyes and make eyeballs switch sides..

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DandyDon 5 months ago

In response to “Yea...I can close my eyes and make eyeballs...

I thought that took a major surgery, but I'm glad to know worse than that.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

I'm not telling

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Blewynanifail 5 months ago

In response to “I'm not telling

We all know about Welsh people. You turn into cats, when you are sleeping, right? Prove me wrong.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “We all know about Welsh people. You turn into...

Don't mention the sheep!

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Blewynanifail 5 months ago

In response to “Don't mention the sheep!

As the famous Welsh said, in company of a ventriloquist: "That sheep is known to lie about stuff. Don't believe a thing she says about me."

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “Don't mention the sheep!

Oh, just realized that Welsh were mentioned in my pal's song. Silly Norwegians. Not you, but them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyzgeee2mg

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

Is being able to catch a couple dozen coins off of your elbow a weird talent? Not that I can.

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PhilboydStudge 5 months ago

In response to “Is being able to catch a couple dozen coins...

No. It's called capitalism.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

I can touch my nose with my lip

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Sunny_the_skeptic 5 months ago

In response to “I can touch my nose with my lip

I can touch your nose with a forklift.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “I can touch your nose with a forklift.

I can touch your heart with alcohol.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 5 months ago

In response to “I can touch your heart with alcohol.

I don't have one. I merely have three livers in a jar.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “I don't have one. I merely have three livers...

I will find you one, I will crossbreed a donkey with a zebra just for you.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 5 months ago

In response to “I will find you one, I will crossbreed a...

I'd prefer a hybrid between an elephant and a goose. I love Eloose.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “I'd prefer a hybrid between an elephant and a...

What about a rhino and a mantis shrimp hybrid, do you know how strong are mantis shrimps? Their punches break the sound barrier.

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Sunny_the_skeptic 5 months ago

In response to “What about a rhino and a mantis shrimp...

Their farts are the basis for the FTL drive.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

Yes, and I'm not telling. (wary)

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Thinkerbell 5 months ago

I read Zonkeys mind all the time. Not really an amazing talent just weird. Takes really special medication, self flagulation and repetitive writing on a black board. Though I think I can control it now. :)

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DW2 5 months ago

In response to “I read Zonkeys mind all the time. Not really...

I feel remotely controlled by you, mate.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “I feel remotely controlled by you, mate.

That’s good. :)

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DW2 5 months ago

In response to “That’s good. :)

No, you left this playing in my head for 72 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqfL6_6qEJY

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “No, you left this playing in my head for 72...

Then you had a better 72 hours than me.
https://youtu.be/-Aj9_8t1eQc

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DW2 5 months ago

In response to “Then you had a better 72 hours than me...

You can't have fun with anything, that comes out from Cleveland.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

In response to “You can't have fun with anything, that comes...

Lo **** l.

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DW2 5 months ago

In response to “Then you had a better 72 hours than me...

By the way you are welcome. :)

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DW2 5 months ago

In response to “I summon thee...

Thank you. I like a lot. :)

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DW2 5 months ago

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