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Only wear nice pants when I'm going out. Rest of the time? It's just sweats.

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Rooster 14 days ago

In response to “Only wear nice pants when I'm going out. Rest...

Roster, I usually do wear sweats around the house but if I even go to the mailbox I change into decent clothing. Yesterday, I was out shopping saw a big fat guy in big sweatpants. What a sickening sight, there aughta be a law (cyc)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 11 days ago

Of course we are going to wear pants. Where would we carry our wallet without pants? How could we scratch ourselves discreetly without pockets?

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JustJimColo 14 days ago

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Discreetly? I use a pitchfork for that.

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ZonkeyBalls 14 days ago

In response to “Discreetly? I use a pitchfork for that.

No way. I know where that pitchfork has been.

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JustJimColo 14 days ago

In response to “No way. I know where that pitchfork has been.

Isn't that the sequel to "I know what you did last summer"? I know where that pitchfork has been - from the creators of Michael Bay's left **** enlargement.

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ZonkeyBalls 14 days ago

I wear skinny jeans even.

Not because they're comfortable, but because they look good. (cool)

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Thibault 14 days ago

Wearing them keeps the cops away.

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PartyOfOne 12 days ago

Because they cover everything up are warm and look they make stretchy pants, I got some that are my favorite jeans now. I do miss the front povket that they don't do on the leggins. If you jean look leggins be sure to buy one size larger, just so you can get it to the waist with a belt.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 12 days ago

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