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Only wear nice pants when I'm going out. Rest of the time? It's just sweats.

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Rooster 8 months ago

In response to “Only wear nice pants when I'm going out. Rest...

Roster, I usually do wear sweats around the house but if I even go to the mailbox I change into decent clothing. Yesterday, I was out shopping saw a big fat guy in big sweatpants. What a sickening sight, there aughta be a law (cyc)

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 8 months ago

Of course we are going to wear pants. Where would we carry our wallet without pants? How could we scratch ourselves discreetly without pockets?

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JustJimColo 8 months ago

In response to “Of course we are going to wear pants. Where...

Discreetly? I use a pitchfork for that.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “Discreetly? I use a pitchfork for that.

No way. I know where that pitchfork has been.

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JustJimColo 8 months ago

In response to “No way. I know where that pitchfork has been.

Isn't that the sequel to "I know what you did last summer"? I know where that pitchfork has been - from the creators of Michael Bay's left **** enlargement.

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ZonkeyBalls 8 months ago

In response to “Discreetly? I use a pitchfork for that.

OUCH !

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hootowl 7 months ago

I wear skinny jeans even.

Not because they're comfortable, but because they look good. (cool)

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Thibault 8 months ago

Wearing them keeps the cops away.

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PartyOfOne 8 months ago

Because they cover everything up are warm and look they make stretchy pants, I got some that are my favorite jeans now. I do miss the front povket that they don't do on the leggins. If you jean look leggins be sure to buy one size larger, just so you can get it to the waist with a belt.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 8 months ago

If your pants are uncomfortable ... you are probably wearing the wrong size, fabric, or style.

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Walt_OReagun 7 months ago

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Yeah... It's worn with those with a bick **** and balls to cause earthquakes in the Antartica.

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ZonkeyBalls 7 months ago

In response to “Yeah... It's worn with those with a bick ****...

Wear chaps instead. LOL

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Walt_OReagun 7 months ago

In response to “Wear chaps instead. LOL

That's the bull. Yes, it's between the legs, but it's **** and bad-tempered.

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ZonkeyBalls 7 months ago

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