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I second that!
and can you add ....
This would be that one rare occasion where I volunteer to gift wrap.
Hopefully I'll just bump into Santa Claus so I can beat the crap outta him, ignoring my letters all these years what a complete bar-steward.
Nah, you haven't been able to repair my teeth yet.
They won't let me try if I dont.
One of Santa's helpers would be nice! I've been a good boy!
Guns and booze, not in any particular order.
Always a must for any success party
I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
Already got one of those, so... I don't really wish for another one.
Santa has better weapons, at least according to Futurama. Perhaps an AX50 would make me a happy camper.
EDIT: I like anti-material rifles much better than the usual snipeys, because there's less drop and .50 BMG can make a real difference in combat. I don't like tanks, let's put it that way...
Is that, what they call broccoli in Canada? It makes me fart quite badly.
Well, both of them do.
They look like oversized onions.
all I want for Christmas is a Dillion
Dillion? I thought it still was a Dillon...
I could really use a new coat.
Watch the Home Alone movies..
Amazon gift vouchers
The Walking Dead christmas special...
I could really use a tractor quite frankly......I'm banking on next year, so I'll have to be a good boy until then. Sigh.....
Presents, duh! :P
...Seriously though, I just want a nice quiet time with family. And food.
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