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Example: “Why the **** did you get married in the first place??”

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1. "You need to hope for the best and prepare for the worst"

2."You can control whether you stay or end the marriage, but you can't control your partner's decision, only provide a level of influence then go back to #1"

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OzSurfer 10 months ago

It's not selfish to do what's best for you.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

Compromise, compromise, compromise. (l)(l)

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StarzAbove 10 months ago

Work hard at your marriage ...help each other...be friends...when your partner makes a mistake, talk to each other...

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JD 10 months ago

Consideration.

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Carla 10 months ago

Can I be an alternative Marriage Counselor , giving them ways to Spice up their Love Life with Xtra curricular activities (hello)(mischief)(6)

the Divorce Courts are right next door to my Office lolz

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Darkest_Serenity 10 months ago

If you’re lucky enough to find someone that shines bright enough to lead you out of the dark, make sure you let them know they’re loved.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

Yes that's very true I'm blessed with the perfect woman in my life and I need no other

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Metal_god14 10 months ago

She holds a special place in my heart all just for her I found the perfect girl to spend my life with

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Metal_god14 10 months ago

No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!

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Rooster 10 months ago

In response to “No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!

hahaha Honeymoon periods over Love

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Darkest_Serenity 10 months ago

Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance Counselor Tiff , they needed a Referee and a spit bucket (hehe)

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Darkest_Serenity 10 months ago

In response to “My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance...

I give the worst relationship advice. You’re not happy?! **** leave or shut up....(hehe)

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

In response to “I give the worst relationship advice...



Love is............Being totally honest with each other
looking him in the Eyes and saying "I fancy your Brother" (smirk2)

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Darkest_Serenity 10 months ago

Why do couples even go to bars? You won, congratulations. Go home and ****. Make room for the rest of us.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

I have the perfect girl we are very happy I don't need any marriage counseling we are just fine

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Metal_god14 10 months ago

If i was a marriage counselor, i'd be looking in the wanted ads..

I'd probably say "You got an aspirin....and a stick of gum?"

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DandyDon 10 months ago

"Why did you marry your dog?"

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AliceD 10 months ago

Support each other dreams and interests.

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Dar 10 months ago

I can give you the number of my divorce lawyer.

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Blewynanifail 10 months ago

Stop ** other people, just so you get to ** with each other.

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

Instead of diamonds, give her what she really wants this holiday season...divorce papers.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

Marriage is all about compromise. For example, agree to never sit in certain chairs in exchange for one chair you can sleep in.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

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