Example: “Why the **** did you get married in the first place??”
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1. "You need to hope for the best and prepare for the worst"
2."You can control whether you stay or end the marriage, but you can't control your partner's decision, only provide a level of influence then go back to #1"
It's not selfish to do what's best for you.
Compromise, compromise, compromise.
Work hard at your marriage ...help each other...be friends...when your partner makes a mistake, talk to each other...
Can I be an alternative Marriage Counselor , giving them ways to Spice up their Love Life with Xtra curricular activities
the Divorce Courts are right next door to my Office lolz
If you’re lucky enough to find someone that shines bright enough to lead you out of the dark, make sure you let them know they’re loved.
Yes that's very true I'm blessed with the perfect woman in my life and I need no other
She holds a special place in my heart all just for her I found the perfect girl to spend my life with
No more farting at the kitchen table dammit!
hahaha Honeymoon periods over Love
Lol - there may be an alternative:
Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.
Ha Ha true
My Parents didn't need a Marriage Guidance Counselor Tiff , they needed a Referee and a spit bucket
I give the worst relationship advice. You’re not happy?! **** leave or shut up....
Love is............Being totally honest with each other
looking him in the Eyes and saying "I fancy your Brother"
Why do couples even go to bars? You won, congratulations. Go home and ****. Make room for the rest of us.
I have the perfect girl we are very happy I don't need any marriage counseling we are just fine
If i was a marriage counselor, i'd be looking in the wanted ads..
I'd probably say "You got an aspirin....and a stick of gum?"
"Why did you marry your dog?"
Support each other dreams and interests.
Respecting each other is essential:
I can give you the number of my divorce lawyer.
Stop ** other people, just so you get to ** with each other.
Instead of diamonds, give her what she really wants this holiday season...divorce papers.
Marriage is all about compromise. For example, agree to never sit in certain chairs in exchange for one chair you can sleep in.
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