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"This bottle is empty, I promise." Most bottles are hollow, as far as I know.

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ZonkeyBalls 11 months ago

Let me see what I can find....

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Freeranger 11 months ago

We'll go out again some time. I've got your number.

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JustJimColo 11 months ago

Will give you the responsibilities of the next highest position in the company. If you do well we will promote you.

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PhilboydStudge 11 months ago

If you like your Dr/health care you can keep it.

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ozzyboy 11 months ago

Something about the moon and stars..

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DandyDon 11 months ago

The mod team is very small and moderator positions are highly sought after. We're looking for people with spare time to spend on Amirite, who get along with other people, have good judgement and are passionate about Amirite and want to help it to grow and move forwards - Amirite.

Yeah right.

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Tiffanee 11 months ago

"If you like your plan you can keep your plan. And if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.

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Brianl 11 months ago

Anything Obama said

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ergoproxy 11 months ago

Promising a couple a honeymoon suite on their wedding night, then inviting them over to show them you kept it for yourself

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Jaxxi 11 months ago