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Running around naked and shouting: "Soylent Green is people! Soylent Green is people!"

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

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Hey, you don't need to wait for the destruction of the Earth in order to do that! In fact, that's something we all should do.

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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “Hey, you don't need to wait for the...

I think it should be made mandatory for little children.

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

In response to “I think it should be made mandatory for...

I agree. Such a vital concern should be taken very seriously by education systems everywhere.

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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “I agree. Such a vital concern should be taken...

I bet that my chain of CannibalBurgers will become a huge hit in the post-apocalyptic world.

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

In response to “I bet that my chain of CannibalBurgers will...

It will be the new McDonald's.

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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “It will be the new McDonald's.

It will be known as "McDonald's Achilles Tendon" (MAT).

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

In response to “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr06IyWMf4Y

That was interesting. lol.

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primeiro 10 months ago

I would probably spend it with my immediate family. My youngest daughter is sometimes very troubled with the idea of death. I would want to comfort her in particular.

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PhilboydStudge 10 months ago

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(y) Great choice.
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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “I would probably spend it with my immediate...

Tell her, that when zonkeys die, we go to a special place called Wonderland.

I bet she wants to be a zonkey as well. ;o) ;o)

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ZonkeyBalls 10 months ago

I would make (and eat) one last peanut-butter, pickle an mustard sandwich, just in case.

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VicZinc 10 months ago

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primeiro 10 months ago

Go outside and drink a cold beer and smoke a nice fat hooter!

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Rooster 10 months ago

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(hehe)(hehe)
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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “(hehe)(hehe) Thank you for joining. :)

Any time! (biggrin)

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Rooster 10 months ago

In response to “Any time! (biggrin)

(y)

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primeiro 10 months ago

Spending it with my son and daughter.

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SynysterGates 10 months ago

In response to “Spending it with my son and daughter.

Thank you for joining. :) Yeah, I would definitely spend it with my family and loved ones too.

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primeiro 10 months ago

Spending it with my family. And of course, deactivate my account with Amirite.

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StarzAbove 10 months ago

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Thank you for joining. :)
lol, yes, better deactivate it so that it doesn't take up any of the precious time left. :P

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primeiro 10 months ago

I'd make a sandwich and consume the entire pint of pistachio ice cream I have in the freezer. My family is too far away to see them in 10 minutes.

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Linnster 10 months ago

In response to “I'd make a sandwich and consume the entire...

Thank you for joining. :) Good idea, lol. One can eat a lot in just 10 minutes. :P

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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “Thank you for joining. :) Good idea, lol. One...

You never know how long it will be before your next meal - wherever that may be. :)

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Linnster 10 months ago

Watch as much of.. 'Back To The Future' as i could..

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DandyDon 10 months ago

In response to “Watch as much of.. 'Back To The Future' as i...

lol (biggrin) That might give inspiration for a time machine. :P
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primeiro 10 months ago

In response to “(maniac)

(maniac)(hehe)

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primeiro 10 months ago

Since this post was created 5 hours ago, I'm good (smile)

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ASPD 10 months ago

In response to “Since this post was created 5 hours ago, I'm...

Hahahaha. xD
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primeiro 10 months ago

I don't know exactly, but public nudity would be involved.

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Logan 10 months ago

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That was what I was thinking. Anything goes at that point.

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Tiffanee 10 months ago

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Sounds reasonable given the circumstances, lol.
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primeiro 10 months ago

With my wife, holding her close.

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TheCensoredBrit 10 months ago

In response to “With my wife, holding her close.

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primeiro 10 months ago

Go kill some terrorists or evil people in general I guess

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Crimson 10 months ago

In response to “Go kill some terrorists or evil people in...

Well, if any moment is appropriate for that, I guess that would be it. :P
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primeiro 10 months ago

Making love to my husband

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Jaxxi 10 months ago

In response to “Making love to my husband

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primeiro 10 months ago

With my family...

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JD 10 months ago

In response to “With my family...

(y) Thank you for joining. :)

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primeiro 10 months ago

Having a glass of wine and a slice of Pizza.

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hootowl 9 months ago

In response to “Having a glass of wine and a slice of Pizza.

I like pizza too - lol. Thank you for joining. :)

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primeiro 9 months ago

I don't really know - probably talking to one of my dearest friends or to a member of my family.

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Marianne 8 months ago

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Thank you for joining! (smile) Yes, I don't know either, but that's probably what I would do too. (smile)

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primeiro 8 months ago

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