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I collect ears in a jar, just like Jeff didn't.

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ZonkeyBalls 24 days ago

Troublemaker!

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Troublemaker!

You are NOT!
You may want to poke someone in the eye every now and then but you are hardly a troublemaker

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Bub 24 days ago

In response to “You are NOT! You may want to poke someone in...

In my mind's eye, I am.

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Troublemaker!

Yah you are. (hehe)(hehe)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “Yah you are. (hehe)(hehe)

lol Takes one to know one.....lol (hehe)(hehe)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

Inconsiderate ****. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “Inconsiderate ****. (hehe)

And it suits you (hehe)

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Bub 24 days ago

In response to “And it suits you (hehe)

It really does.

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “It really does. <iframe...

There he is (you are) (biggrin)

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Bub 24 days ago

In response to “Inconsiderate ****. (hehe)

Not sure about you Synyster, but that MM was sure a ****. (biggrin)(biggrin)(biggrin)(biggrin)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “(maniac)(maniac)(maniac)(maniac)

lol Did you know that guy? lol A real troublemaker. lol (biggrin)(biggrin)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “lol Did you know that guy? lol A real...

What an **** he was. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “What an **** he was. (hehe)

Not always....lol But sometimes he was a real pain in the butt. lol(biggrin)(biggrin)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Not always....lol But sometimes he was a...

Yup, always **** off members on here. (biggrin)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “Yup, always **** off members on here. (biggrin)

But he was really good looking. lol

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “But he was really good looking. lol

Yes, I had the hots for him. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “Yes, I had the hots for him. (hehe)



The darn nut tried to take away my potato chips. lol

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/oh-yes.gif

Say it isn't so....lol

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Say it isn't so....lol

It isn't so. lol

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “It isn't so. lol

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “(maniac)(maniac)(maniac)(maniac)

Did S just use the P word???

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Bub 24 days ago

In response to “Did S just use the P word???

I think she slipped it in the sentence. (hehe)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “I think she slipped it in the sentence. (hehe)

Wait, wait, what did I do? (wt)(wt)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Wait, wait, what did I do? (wt)(wt)

Look at your comment about MM.

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

In response to “Look at your comment about MM.

OMG, my reputation is ruined forever. (eek)(eek)(redface)(redface)(redface)

And you gave me a DV, I'm ruined forever...lol

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Did S just use the P word???

Wait, wait, what did I do? (wt)(wt)

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StarzAbove 24 days ago

In response to “Wait, wait, what did I do? (wt)(wt)

A typo ... Stupid mouse. (biggrin)

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SynysterGates 24 days ago

AAH! I CANT TAKE IT! FINE! I dont make my bed every morning, are you happy?

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Sunny_the_skeptic 24 days ago

I'm a broken person. I have too many flaws to mention but most of them are internal.

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Tiffanee 24 days ago

By what standard is "perfect" determined?..Additionally, is that standard objective and universal, or subjective and relative?..Just curious.

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Howler 24 days ago

In response to “By what standard is "perfect"...

Whether you believe in Him or not, let's say Jesus Christ is the standard for perfection. Does that suit you?

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Bub 24 days ago

Actually, He is the only standard I have ever been able to conclude that is worth surrendering my extremely substandard nature and behavior to.

And honestly, even my attempt at surrender doesn't come close to His acceptable standard for surrender.

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Howler 24 days ago

True. Some people do seem to think they are, but I doubt if most of them really do.

I am very flawed and "imperfect".

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Piper2 23 days ago

Average midle of the road.

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LorraineTwevlehundredRaineTwelvehundred 23 days ago

Sometimes I think the purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.

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urwutuis 23 days ago

What a beautiful picture. Very feminine looks. Lovely.

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ThisLadyIsDangerous 23 days ago

In response to “What a beautiful picture. Very feminine...

It's of the actor Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray from the 1940's movie The Picture of Dorian Gray

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Bub 23 days ago

43.5% on a scale of 1 to 100 - that includes every damned nuance known to Man, lol

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PartyOfOne 23 days ago

In response to “43.5% on a scale of 1 to 100 - that includes...

That is an interesting percentage ya got there...

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Bub 23 days ago

As imperfect as the next human.

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Masha 23 days ago

no ones perfect, but if you are intentionally want to ruin a persons life then you are definitely imperfect

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bird1986 23 days ago

In response to “no ones perfect, but if you are intentionally...

the picture you chose looks like male version of Kim Kardashian

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bird1986 23 days ago

I have plenty of imperfections (they're all on my profile, but I'll write them here):
- Suspicious
- Possessive
- Self-absorbed
- I procrastinate
- Over-imaginative
- Over-sensitive (Touchy - Moody) / Easily hurt
- Clingy
- Freak / Weird (I think some people won't mind this one)
- Shy
- Needy
- Manipulative
- I read too much into things
- I like being alone
- I use swear/curse words (same as Freak/Weird)
- Spontaneous and Unpredictable behaviour (not sure if this can be consider a flaw, or just a neutral characteristic)

Well, anyone who reads this will love me right away xD
I promise I'm not that bad.

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Sofia 23 days ago

In response to “I have plenty of imperfections (they're all...

You give most of your comments all you have... (clap)

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Bub 23 days ago

In response to “You give most of your comments all you...

Is that... good? xD

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Sofia 22 days ago

In response to “Is that... good? xD

It is :)

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Bub 21 days ago

I work very hard to avoid felonies. Just call me Mr Misdemeanor. 🤣

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Will_Janitor 23 days ago

In response to “I work very hard to avoid felonies. Just call...

Mr Miss... has a ring to it (hehe)

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Bub 23 days ago

In response to “Mr Miss... has a ring to it (hehe)

One S please.😜

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Will_Janitor 22 days ago

In response to “One S please.😜

Ok (biggrin)

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Bub 21 days ago

I'd say I'm perfect at being imperfect.

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Visigothicreign 23 days ago

As imperfect as its possible to be.

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TheCensoredBrit 23 days ago

I am perfectly imperfect but at the end of the day, I am me and I am damn proud of it.

🦋

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Lil_Princess 20 days ago

I don't know. I'm half white, half black and am white as a sheet. I'm 5'11" and chiseled out of rubber. I get extremely anxious every time I drive, and I have a lot of social phobias even though I am a therapist myself. Oh well.

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Visigothicreign 17 days ago

I confess, Bub, I'm not perfect.

I'm often too nice to people. (redface)

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Thinkerbell 9 days ago

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