I may be the laziest person alive
Swipe to go to another post.
I collect ears in a jar, just like Jeff didn't.
You are NOT!
You may want to poke someone in the eye every now and then but you are hardly a troublemaker
In my mind's eye, I am.
Yah you are.
lol Takes one to know one.....lol
And it suits you
It really does.
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/m...s?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
There he is (you are)
Not sure about you Synyster, but that MM was sure a ****.
lol Did you know that guy? lol A real troublemaker. lol
What an **** he was.
Not always....lol But sometimes he was a real pain in the butt. lol
Yup, always **** off members on here.
But he was really good looking. lol
Yes, I had the hots for him.
The darn nut tried to take away my potato chips. lol
Say it isn't so....lol
It isn't so. lol
Did S just use the P word???
I think she slipped it in the sentence.
Wait, wait, what did I do?
Look at your comment about MM.
OMG, my reputation is ruined forever.
And you gave me a DV, I'm ruined forever...lol
A typo ... Stupid mouse.
AAH! I CANT TAKE IT! FINE! I dont make my bed every morning, are you happy?
I'm a broken person. I have too many flaws to mention but most of them are internal.
By what standard is "perfect" determined?..Additionally, is that standard objective and universal, or subjective and relative?..Just curious.
Whether you believe in Him or not, let's say Jesus Christ is the standard for perfection. Does that suit you?
Actually, He is the only standard I have ever been able to conclude that is worth surrendering my extremely substandard nature and behavior to.
And honestly, even my attempt at surrender doesn't come close to His acceptable standard for surrender.
True. Some people do seem to think they are, but I doubt if most of them really do.
I am very flawed and "imperfect".
Average midle of the road.
Sometimes I think the purpose of my life is to serve as a warning to others.
What a beautiful picture. Very feminine looks. Lovely.
It's of the actor Hurd Hatfield as Dorian Gray from the 1940's movie The Picture of Dorian Gray
43.5% on a scale of 1 to 100 - that includes every damned nuance known to Man, lol
That is an interesting percentage ya got there...
As imperfect as the next human.
no ones perfect, but if you are intentionally want to ruin a persons life then you are definitely imperfect
the picture you chose looks like male version of Kim Kardashian
I have plenty of imperfections (they're all on my profile, but I'll write them here):
- I procrastinate
- Over-sensitive (Touchy - Moody) / Easily hurt
- Freak / Weird (I think some people won't mind this one)
- I read too much into things
- I like being alone
- I use swear/curse words (same as Freak/Weird)
- Spontaneous and Unpredictable behaviour (not sure if this can be consider a flaw, or just a neutral characteristic)
Well, anyone who reads this will love me right away xD
I promise I'm not that bad.
You give most of your comments all you have...
Is that... good? xD
It is :)
I work very hard to avoid felonies. Just call me Mr Misdemeanor. 🤣
Mr Miss... has a ring to it
One S please.😜
I'd say I'm perfect at being imperfect.
As imperfect as its possible to be.
I am perfectly imperfect but at the end of the day, I am me and I am damn proud of it.
I don't know. I'm half white, half black and am white as a sheet. I'm 5'11" and chiseled out of rubber. I get extremely anxious every time I drive, and I have a lot of social phobias even though I am a therapist myself. Oh well.
I confess, Bub, I'm not perfect.
I'm often too nice to people.
For help please contact us here.
You're using the touch version of Amirite, you can switch to the full site.
© amirite.com 2017. Icons by DryIcons.