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You know, like, running across a 3-lane road without waiting for the traffic light to turn red, jumping over obstacles, that kind of stuff. :P

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I jumped on a plane and flew to Europe when my mother was sick. No luggage and just enough cash on me to get me there. I boarded the plane just seconds before they shut the doors.

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Tiffanee 5 months ago

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Wow, that sounds pretty stressful. I hope she is well now.

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primeiro 5 months ago

Hitchhiking at night in Pontiac, Michigan.

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Bozette 5 months ago

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primeiro 5 months ago

I was thinking but i've got nothing...

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DandyDon 5 months ago

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That's OK, you're always welcome in my post anyway. :) Thank you for joining.

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primeiro 5 months ago

I've been late before but it's usually due to other people. Once...late for a flight...snowstorm...etc...ended up climbing aboard while engines were revving...and got seated in Business Class!

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Sukiesnow 5 months ago

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All is well when it ends well. :P Thank you for joining. :)

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primeiro 5 months ago

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Sometimes you still have to take issue with people even though it worked out.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

Unlike in most questions, I really had to think this through with time. A lot of time.

I guess I would've missed a military transport in Shanghai, if I hadn't shouted at the airport, that I was needed on that **** plane. But, then again, that's merely one example of the times I've shouted at the airports.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

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Shouting at airports is good for releasing tension.

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primeiro 5 months ago

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So is planting explosives.

That usually releases more tension.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

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Yeah, that's a valid method too.

It wouldn't have helped you catch that plane, but it sure does release a hell lot of tension.

Oh, and thank you for taking so much time to think through my question. (I will reward you by giving you that part of your life back eventually)

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primeiro 5 months ago

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No worries.

My life is mine to be spent.

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ZonkeyBalls 5 months ago

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That's a very admirably responsible attitude!

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primeiro 5 months ago

Not much I'm never on time. 乂^◡^乂

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Ada 5 months ago

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Haha. XD Thank you for joining. :)

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primeiro 5 months ago

Drive 90 miles an hour in a car that wasn't safe.

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dru18 5 months ago

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Thank you for joining. :) How have you been, Dru?
Yeah, that sounds pretty scary.

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primeiro 5 months ago

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It was stupid and reckless, on my part. The car had lost it's Sway bar, and much of it's rear suspension. The muffler was hanging on by a thread.

My pleasure, my friend. :)

Hanging in there, and trying to finish school.

I hope all is well with you.

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dru18 5 months ago

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Wow, I'm glad you didn't get injured.

I wish you great success in finishing school. I'm cheering for you. :D

And yes, all is well with me. Thank you. :)

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primeiro 4 months ago

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Thank you. Or get anybody else injured. Later on, I had visions of that muffler flying off and hitting the car behind me. Won't do that again.

I am glad you are doing well, and thank you for cheering for my success in school.

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dru18 4 months ago

In response to “(biggrin)

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dru18 4 months ago

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Thanks too :)

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primeiro 4 months ago

arrive earlier than the usual time, just in case I can't find the place for the first time

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bird1986 4 months ago

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Yeah, I tend to do that a lot too. It's usually the craziest that I get. :P

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primeiro 4 months ago

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where are you from? I read your profile and it says Brazil? what language do Brazilians speak ? Spanish?

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bird1986 4 months ago

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Yes, I'm Brazilian.
Our language here is Portuguese (basically the same language of Portugal).

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primeiro 4 months ago

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ok, is it the same as Portugal or is it a little bit different? like how Australian English And American English as in some words are different

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bird1986 4 months ago

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Yes, it's a bit different, much like Australian and American English. There are some differences in accent and vocabulary.

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primeiro 4 months ago

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so you speak Japanese and Chinese? are good at speaking them?

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bird1986 4 months ago

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No, I'm at the beginner stages of learning. I've begun Japanese more than 1 year ago and I plan to begin Chinese too because they use essentially the same characters.
As of yet, I haven't made any serious attempt at speaking it.

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primeiro 4 months ago

Cut through a corner gas station lot to escape waiting for the light to change - it saved 4 minutes off my waiting time but cost me a moving violation and two hours in a waiting cell.

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PartyOfOne 4 months ago

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Thank you for joining. :)
That's actually a pretty good idea, lol. :D
Great to see you on my post!

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primeiro 4 months ago

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Always a pleasure :D

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PartyOfOne 4 months ago

I had quite a few little accidents - falling up or down stairs or on the (pedestrian) pavement, mostly getting away with some bruises - while trying to get somewhere in time, running to catch a train or a bus.

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Marianne 4 months ago

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Ouch, lol. I'm glad there weren't any serious injuries. :D
Thank you for joining. :)

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primeiro 4 months ago

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You're welcome, Primeiro.
(smile)

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Marianne 4 months ago

In response to “You're welcome, Primeiro. (smile)

Marianne and Primeiro...
Sitting in a Tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Oh la, la!

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

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Hey! You're awake... Good morning?

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

In response to “Hey! You're awake... Good morning?

Hey, good morning to you as well!

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primeiro 4 months ago

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It's just after 5:30 AM here and I never slept last night...

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

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We're 1 hour ahead here. 6:37 AM.
It's annoying to be unable to sleep.

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primeiro 4 months ago

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Sometimes it works out...with the right amt of coffee and meds...otherwise, yes, it turns out to a dull, sluggish day.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

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Coffee never seemed to do anything for me, lol. I hope it will work out for you today.

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primeiro 4 months ago

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Thank you. Your wishes are kind but uninspiring.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

In response to “Thank you. Your wishes are kind but uninspiring.

You're welcome. lol. Sorry. Well, I wish you a great day! I hope you enjoy it as best as you can. There is no need to let the lack of sleep ruin the chance to have a really good experience! Is that more inspiring? :P :)

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primeiro 4 months ago

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Yes that is.

Sometimes good wishes are better left unsaid; especially if they are dull and the sort of "nice" thing any one might say.

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

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Lol - you ought to be romantic ...

An old one in Italian for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zg6rDyq0vQ

Translation (approximative):
http://www.metrolyrics.com/come...io-buanne.html

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Marianne 4 months ago

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Very good song. Thank you for sharing. :)

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primeiro 4 months ago

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I'm sorry if I was rude, Primeiro!

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Sukiesnow 4 months ago

In response to “I'm sorry if I was rude, Primeiro!

Nope, don't worry about it.

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primeiro 4 months ago

In response to “Very good song. Thank you for sharing. :)

You're very welcome, Primero. (smile)

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Marianne 4 months ago

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